I'm just thinking about how this would have to sit against me in order to work. There is a little break between the top tab and bottom tab, where pee would end up spilling out. Also, thinking about where these tabs would go is confusing. Presumably the top one would go on the mons, but my hole for urinating is maybe an inch or two away from my dick so do I have it sit unnaturally low? If I were, then it seems as if the lower tab would be glued to the beginning of my butt!