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I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« on: July 31, 2009, 03:02:08 am »
This thread is in dire need of some fun!  I think we seriously need to laugh more!  It seems like everyone I know has been down lately.  Our unicorn forest should be a place of solace and joy!

...Unfortunately, I cannot think of something ridiculous enough to start some conversation...so I'll leave it at this...


That crazy giraffe...
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2009, 03:23:41 am »
... which one the one with the short neck or the pink one?
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2009, 05:25:45 am »


Long Pork is more humane for those of the porcine persuasion.



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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2009, 05:37:57 am »
I'm going to hijack it again.

Limericks.

There was a giraffe from Memphis
Whose neck swayed in time with her pelvis
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2009, 12:13:27 pm »
So to get out of her rut
She got her hair cut
and Now she looks just like Elvis!
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2009, 12:29:36 pm »
Quote from: heatherrose on July 31, 2009, 05:25:45 am
Long Pork is more humane for those of the porcine persuasion.

I volunteer my next-door neighbor, but she's likely to be a bit stringy at her age. Still, we would be doing her dog a favor. And me.
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2009, 12:57:27 pm »
My mistress' ass is nothing like the moon...
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2009, 01:37:03 pm »
Quote from: Kinkly on July 31, 2009, 03:23:41 am
... which one the one with the short neck or the pink one?

the one with the iPod playing gangster rap.

Quote from: heatherrose on July 31, 2009, 05:25:45 am

Long Pork is more humane for those of the porcine persuasion.


I prefer the eyeballs myself. It's a raven thing.
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2009, 04:17:41 pm »
Quote from: Nichole on July 31, 2009, 04:08:56 pm
:) O, yes, the eye-balls!! Doncha just love the way they roll around in the dish looking a bit plaintively up atcha while you lower your spoon to scoop one up? Scrumptious!

It's when they're in the mouth that it's the best...the initial bite; the elastic resistance against your teeth as it gradually deforms between the upper and lower molars until eventually - pop!  Out squirts the vitreous humour!  Lovely.
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« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2009, 04:38:56 pm »
Baked?  No.  Raw!  (My eldest loves fish eyes, although those are cooked)
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2009, 05:46:07 pm »
fish eyes = tapioca
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2009, 06:12:09 pm »
Quote from: finewine on July 31, 2009, 04:38:56 pm
Baked?  No.  Raw!

oh yes, raw is best, but candied is pretty good too. The pickled ones they have in a jar at the raven bar are good, too.
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2009, 06:16:39 pm »
but eyeballs have that real hard little bead inside. Don't swallow that, I hear it makes you see things that aren't there.
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2009, 06:40:06 pm »
nope, I mean the redneck bar where when you lose at armwrestling you have to donate an eyeball to the jar. :icon_blink:


Most places I've seen make you pay extra for the little psychedelic bead inside, otherwise they remove them first and sell them to Californians with funny painted buses named "Furthur".

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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2009, 08:59:16 pm »

Quote from: FairyGirl on July 31, 2009, 06:40:06 pm
nope, I mean the redneck bar where when you lose at arm wrestling you have to donate an eyeball to the jar. :icon_blink:


 :icon_blink: ...indeed. Sounds disturbingly similar to a few of my old hangouts.
Only difference being, if you were man enough it didn't necessarily have to be yours.



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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2009, 09:12:01 pm »
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Re: I'm hijacking this thread before it even starts!
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2009, 09:22:46 pm »
Quote from: heatherrose on July 31, 2009, 05:25:45 am


Long Pork is more humane for those of the porcine persuasion.





Or at least the sweet breads. 

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« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2009, 09:55:26 pm »


:icon_blah: :eusa_sick: :icon_no: :icon_userfriendly: :icon_blink: :eusa_naughty:


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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2009, 10:00:10 pm »
Sorry Honey, but you did bring up long pork.  Lecter's favorite meat.  :o I did it again.   :icon_blah: :icon_censored: :icon_bunch:
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« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2009, 12:31:47 am »
Ok Hijacking it again.

a gratitude to susan's where I have the most beautiful people and sometimes even feel they could be friends. It is an attitude of acceptance and caring even when some vehemently disagree with others. This disagreement is even beautiful because it just shows how much we are regular people but have a common (affliction?, not sure of the right word here)

The idea that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder is one thing but I find beauty in attitude and ideas and sharing both good and bad in our lives.


I am grateful for all of you especially the ones who have gone before me and have made the path a little more worn to ease my own journey.


THANKS to all of you for being the person you are no matter how sure you are of what that is.

Now back to our regularly featured program....
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