This has been my favorite joke for a long time.
Two nuns are returning from a trip into town for groceries. On the way home, its getting late and all of a sudden a vampire leaps onto the bonnet of the car and starts snarling at them. Sister Mary says to sister Josephine 'Oh no, whatever shall we do now!'. Sister Jospehine replies 'try the garlic!' so Sister Mary leans into the back and grabs the garlic from the shopping and hurls it out the window at the vampire, but it simply bounces off him and the vampire doesn't even flinch. Sister Mary says 'oh, no it didn't work! get the holy water', but sister Josephine replies 'we don't have any with us today', and so sister Mary says 'quick sister Josephine, show him your cross'. So sister Josephine rolls down the window and says 'get off my bonnet you stupid undead swine!'.
Steph :-)
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