Topic: The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

[ChrissyRyan]

Q.  What genre of music was often played during social gatherings of the early Pilgrim colony years?

A.   Plymouth Rock.

[SallyChoasAura]

the grinch was just a sad lonely guy who liked animals more than people why do we hate him still?

[Renee.D]

What is a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear

[MaryT]

These jokes were popular in my high school during the early 1970s. 

A terrorist was ordered to blow up a bus.  He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe.

A three eyed, one-legged alien with no arms was waiting at the bus stop.  The bus driver gave him the once over and said
"Aye aye aye, you look 'armless, hop on!"

This joke I first heard from an acting headmaster who regarded himself as a cool dude:
 
The sky god Thor got drunk and spent the night with a mortal human tart.  When he awoke and saw who was next to him, he was ashamed for demeaning himself and was prepared to stand on his dignity.  The tart awoke too.
"Good morning, Hunky Wunky", she said.
"Hunky Wunky?" thundered the sky god.  "I am mighty Thor!"
"Tho am I" she replied, "but letth do it again."

 

[MaryT]

This is another joke from the "cool" acting headmaster mentioned in the previous post.  I was reminded of it by a post that I read a little while ago, so I hope that it doesn't offend anyone.

Masochist: "Beat me!  Beat me!"
Sadist:      "Oh, no!"

[Lady Sarah]

I sent my hubby to get milk, eggs, and a few other things from the store. When he got home, I asked "where are the groceries?"

His response: "On the door, they had a sign. It said NO FOOD OR DRINK INSIDE, so I just came home."

[Battle Goddess]

My insurance company thinks that teeth are special luxury bones

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