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Re: The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2014, 10:19:56 pm »

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« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2014, 12:41:34 am »
Seven days without a pun makes one weak

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« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2014, 01:24:50 am »
Seven days without a pun makes one weak

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

But look on the bright side - you have a weak end coming up  ;D


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Re: The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2014, 04:32:33 am »
Do not fear those who have nothing left to lose, fear those who are prepared to lose it all

Si vis bellum, parra pacem

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« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2014, 03:08:24 pm »
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage

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« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2014, 03:15:08 pm »
So I take it that you can't captor a raptor?

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Re: The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread
« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2014, 10:55:46 pm »
What do you call an Amish person elbow deep in the back of a horse? 

...a mechanic

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Re: The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2014, 10:11:11 am »
BAD JOKE! No! Go take a time out.


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Re: The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2014, 07:44:27 am »


LOL... That cracked me up  :laugh:  Maybe should be posted in the vanity topics

I usually use the self checkout at the grocery store and always snicker a bit because my idea of 'self checkout' tends to require a gun or rope or some other form of self harm and such  :laugh:
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Re: The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2014, 08:34:39 pm »
Why couldn't the fungus fit into the car?

Because there wasn't mushroom.

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Is it progression if a cannibal uses a fork?

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