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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2018, 05:20:42 pm »
The best pick-up line that works on me is if they are interested in me they should just have an espresso or latte and a blueberry muffin for me in their hands as they greet me.
I was at a guys house once and he asked if I would like some cheese and I said sure. He gave me 2 slices of Kraft American cheese on a plate! Lol!!
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2018, 05:32:37 pm »
Well, at least he didn't "Cut The Cheese" :)

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2018, 05:34:42 pm »
Well, at least he didn't "Cut The Cheese" :)

Tyler and Tristan cut enough cheese to last me the rest of my life! Guys and farting. Ugh.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2018, 05:37:49 pm »
Tyler and Tristan cut enough cheese to last me the rest of my life! Guys and farting. Ugh.

If still have some of my WMD equipment.  I'm covered, lol. or gol.

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2018, 08:35:56 pm »
The best pick-up line that works on me is if they are interested in me they should just have an espresso or latte and a blueberry muffin for me in their hands as they greet me.
Yes this is the cutest

Umm does intense eye contact count? I don't think it would get anywhere, but I haven't had a man actually have the guts to use a pickup line on me.

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2018, 08:47:50 pm »
The best pick-up line that works on me is if they are interested in me they should just have an espresso or latte and a blueberry muffin for me in their hands as they greet me.

that works, but for me  it would have to be pepsi and chicken wings. lol that is my weakness

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2018, 08:48:57 pm »
Yes this is the cutest

Umm does intense eye contact count? I don't think it would get anywhere, but I haven't had a man actually have the guts to use a pickup line on me.

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Oh give it time. Believe me someone will use a pickup line on you eventually. Guys can't help themselves. One I had a guy use on me was " do you have a Band-Aid?  I scraped my knee falling for you."  Ugh....Groannnn...
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2018, 08:49:53 pm »
that works, but for me  it would have to be pepsi and chicken wings. lol that is my weakness

For that to have a chance with me they better have chocolate.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2018, 08:51:40 pm »
I was at a guys house once and he asked if I would like some cheese and I said sure. He gave me 2 slices of Kraft American cheese on a plate! Lol!!

what,  no wine  that ya I don't no what to say to that one Julia

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« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2018, 08:52:43 pm »
For that to have a chance with me they better have chocolate.

should be good chocolate to not the fake wax stuff yucky

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2018, 08:56:31 pm »
what,  no wine  that ya I don't no what to say to that one Julia

Yeah no wine. He gave me a Fanta though. Of course we were both 16 at the time so wine wasnt really an option. Lol
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2018, 08:59:39 pm »
should be good chocolate to not the fake wax stuff yucky
Definitely. When Tristan gives me chocolate its either Godiva or Ghirardelli.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2018, 09:27:49 pm »
The pick up line that worked on me this time was " do you believe in love at first sight I never till I saw you"   Well I just melted as I do believe in love at first sight

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2018, 09:31:28 pm »
Definitely. When Tristan gives me chocolate its either Godiva or Ghirardelli.

Tristan is Well trained lol

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2018, 09:33:33 pm »
Tristan is Well trained lol

Lol yes he is.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2018, 10:37:28 pm »
Lol yes he is.
Congrats! No shock collar for him. j/k You may still need one later on down the road.

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #36 on: March 08, 2018, 10:41:36 pm »
Congrats! No shock collar for him. j/k You may still need one later on down the road.

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We have one actually. No, I would never use an awful thing like that on my dog. We have it because Tyler and his friends dared each other to put it on and bark when they got bored one day last summer.  Guys are so weird!
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« Reply #37 on: March 08, 2018, 10:45:24 pm »
We have one actually. No, I would never use an awful thing like that on my dog. We have it because Tyler and his friends dared each other to put it on and bark when they got bored one day last summer.  Guys are so weird!
Phillip was told to get one in order to try to train a puppy not to go potty in the house. We discovered she does it on purpose. Any way, when the guys told him that, I suggested training Phillip with one. They actually have ones with a remote control, to allow people to zap their pets on a whim. For a 2 pound puppy, that would be just cruel.

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #38 on: March 08, 2018, 10:55:43 pm »
Phillip was told to get one in order to try to train a puppy not to go potty in the house. We discovered she does it on purpose. Any way, when the guys told him that, I suggested training Phillip with one. They actually have ones with a remote control, to allow people to zap their pets on a whim. For a 2 pound puppy, that would be just cruel.

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I would never use such a thing on any dog.  All I have to do with Zoey is smack my hand with a paper and she yelps as if I had actually hit her. But a shock collar with a remote! I will take 2. One for Tristan and one for Tyler.
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2018, 01:18:34 am »
Had a couple of incidents with our K-9 Unit that required to use those collars in the dog accidentally went after the wrong person in a riot.

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