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Types of transgender people
« on: March 16, 2018, 02:15:16 pm »
I've started a glossary of the various kinds of transgender people that you'll run into. It's all in good fun, if you can't laugh at yourself.....laugh at these people.  :laugh:  Feel free to add.  :)

The Measurer. They measure every conceivable body part. Permabanned for posting too many "I can't pass because my earlobe ratio is too long" topics.

The Stealther. Has completely erased their past and blended seamlessly into society. Whereabouts unknown.

The Practioner. Thinking your endo is a hack, this transgender person will tell you exactly how much of what drug to take. Currently reading blogs for prescribing information.
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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2018, 02:22:24 pm »
The Hugger.  Needs to affirm their femininity by hugging everyone.
Currently hugging a tree.

The Gabber.  Can’t get enough of talking about transitioning. 
At the moment in a endless loop with themselves.

The Introspective.  Always going deep in their thoughts.
Their audience is now sleeping.

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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2018, 02:29:48 pm »
The Hugger.  Needs to affirm their femininity by hugging everyone.
Currently hugging a tree.

The Gabber.  Can’t get enough of talking about transitioning. 
At the moment in a endless loop with themselves.

The Introspective.  Always going deep in their thoughts.
Their audience is now sleeping.


 :D I'm at 26,000 hugs and counting!

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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2018, 03:21:30 pm »
The Hugger.  Needs to affirm their femininity by hugging everyone.
Currently hugging a tree.

That's me!

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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2018, 04:43:38 pm »
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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2018, 05:21:02 pm »
The Shoe Queen. Self explanatory. Currently shopping for her 317th pair.
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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2018, 05:32:03 pm »
The Devlynator. Always trying to figure out the different types of trans people. >:-) :P
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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2018, 05:37:24 pm »
The Chopper. Planning a skull reduction, neck shortening, shoulder narrowing, rib removal, pelvis transplant, and surgery to remove eight inches between the knee and ankle. Thinks they'd look pretty good without elbows. Currently studying anatomy.
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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2018, 05:47:54 pm »
making fun of people who get or want surgeries? Very sympathetic for a transgender forum... I guess people who are born with deformities and/or have accidents should be laughed at too?

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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2018, 05:50:20 pm »
making fun of people who get or want surgeries? Very sympathetic for a transgender forum... I guess people who are born with deformities and/or have accidents should be laughed at too?

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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2018, 06:35:40 pm »
This is funny as can be. I'm at least half of those mentioned

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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2018, 06:39:15 pm »
The FedEx: Accepts they are they are trans on Sunday morning, and shows up at work Monday morning fully transitioned (court ordered name change, shoulder length hair, flawless female voice, completed electrolysis, perfect mannerisms, FFS, SRS, BA, Hip and Butt implants, etc.).

- Because it absolutely positively had to happen overnight!

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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2018, 06:42:22 pm »
The FedEx: Accepts they are they are trans on Sunday morning, and shows up at work Monday morning fully transitioned (court ordered name change, shoulder length hair, flawless female voice, completed electrolysis, perfect mannerisms, FFS, SRS, BA, Hip and Butt implants, etc.).

- Because it absolutely positively had to happen overnight!
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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2018, 07:23:06 pm »
The Conditional Transitioner. Accepts they're transgender but won't do anything about it without a written guarantee that they'll be a runway model after transition.
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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2018, 07:29:48 pm »
The sagger.  A 70 yo transgender woman who transitioned at 20.
Can tuck the girls in their knee socks!

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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2018, 07:52:07 pm »
The Avon Lady. Her makeup goes on the plane as checked baggage. Currently buying moisturizer.
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Re: Types of transgender people transition
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2018, 08:24:45 pm »
The documentary filmmaker: Their DSLR is with them at all times so they can film the next 3 years of their transition, then edit it into 2 minutes of triumph and post it on YouTube😊

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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2018, 08:48:54 pm »
Uncle Fester. Has attended every Pride Fest...ever. Talks about next year's Pride parade on the way home from this year's. Spends most of his spare time removing glitter.
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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2018, 11:47:29 pm »
Uncle Fester. Has attended every Pride Fest...ever. Talks about next year's Pride parade on the way home from this year's. Spends most of his spare time removing glitter.

I hear Uncle Fester and I think of the Adams Family, and my old drivers license.
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Re: Types of transgender people
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2018, 12:40:48 am »
The Selfie Queen.

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