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Offline Julia1996

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Your funny names for genitals.
« on: August 18, 2018, 07:32:14 am »
Hi everyone. Please share some funny names you've heard to describe genitals. But nothing nasty that will violate forum rules. Here are the ones I've heard.

Tristan's mom calls a vagina a "mimzey". Lol. The first time I heard her use mimzey I died laughing.
Tristan calls his Mr.happy his "donger". And he calls getting an erection " cracking a fat". I find a lot of Aussie slang hilarious.
And finally my dad cracked me up right before they wheeled me into surgery. That wasn't his intent though, he was being quite serious. He was trying to comfort me so I wouldn't be scared and he was telling me the surgery would be fine and after my "cookie"  healed I could put it all behind me. I was like, " my what "?? He said " your cookie", and he was being so serious! Cookie!  Lol.😂😂 that cracked me up!

So, please share your funny names for genitals. But again, please nothing nasty. I don't want the moderators showing up at my house with tar and feathers.
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Re: Your funny names for genitals.
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2018, 12:38:44 pm »
Tristan's mom calls a vagina a "mimzey". Lol. The first time I heard her use mimzey I died laughing.

Then you will enjoy this:



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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2018, 12:43:48 pm »
Then you will enjoy this:



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OMG!  😂😂 where did you find that?? That's hilarious!
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2018, 01:06:46 pm »
Pinterest.

I have tons of these. It's how I amuse myself.

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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2018, 01:16:23 pm »
That is too funny!  I had never heard of that one. 
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2018, 01:19:19 pm »
Usually, I call him "junior".

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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2018, 07:04:08 pm »
An old.gf using to call mine Mr Pointy.  We were both Buffy fans and that is what Buffy named her stake that she used to kill vampires.

I never had a nickname for her lady bits.  I suppose I should think some up for mine.  Mimsy did make me laugh, there was a movie called the last Mimsy which I thought of when you posted that.

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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2018, 07:23:30 pm »
I never got any funny names but there was plenty of laughter.
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Re: Your funny names for genitals.
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2018, 09:18:17 pm »
The only one that comes to mind was from my step dad. He named his thing "Herman". I asked him "as in 'her man'?". He replied "that's good.  Never thought of that before. I named it after Herman Munster".

Nobody else I know of named their bits, as far as I know.
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Re: Your funny names for genitals.
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2018, 11:52:50 pm »
The only one that comes to mind was from my step dad. He named his thing "Herman". I asked him "as in 'her man'?". He replied "that's good.  Never thought of that before. I named it after Herman Munster".

Nobody else I know of named their bits, as far as I know.

I called mine Herman for a while.

Then I changed it to Enterprise.


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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2018, 08:16:47 am »
We never had names other than clinical terms or just 'bits' 'private parts'

Recently I've considered 'Mr Wong' as opposed to 'Mr Wight'

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Re: Your funny names for genitals.
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2019, 07:04:43 am »
Hi everyone. Please share some funny names you've heard to describe genitals. But nothing nasty that will violate forum rules. Here are the ones I've heard.

Tristan's mom calls a vagina a "mimzey". Lol. The first time I heard her use mimzey I died laughing.
Tristan calls his Mr.happy his "donger". And he calls getting an erection " cracking a fat". I find a lot of Aussie slang hilarious.
And finally my dad cracked me up right before they wheeled me into surgery. That wasn't his intent though, he was being quite serious. He was trying to comfort me so I wouldn't be scared and he was telling me the surgery would be fine and after my "cookie"  healed I could put it all behind me. I was like, " my what "?? He said " your cookie", and he was being so serious! Cookie!  Lol. that cracked me up!

So, please share your funny names for genitals. But again, please nothing nasty. I don't want the moderators showing up at my house with tar and feathers.
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