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Re: Darn Endocrinologist
« Reply #340 on: April 27, 2021, 12:12:16 pm »
Now that's affirming. I'm glad you found a happy use for "darn" in this post.

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Once upon a time I made frequent use of a sailor's wealth of curses. Raising small children put a frequently strangling end to that, and I had to ask Ma to try to keep it clean when she babysat.

Language is a thing of obligations. It's not to my taste when children address adults without a "Mr./Ms," much as it may be fashionable to drop such appellations these days. Grates upon the appropriate distancing and responsibilities of social contract.

Guess I done went and got old. Darn.
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Re: Darn Endocrinologist
« Reply #341 on: April 29, 2021, 11:01:54 am »
"To all transgender Americans watching at home, especially young people who are so brave, I want you to know your President has your back."

High time one of them said it, and so cool that one of them finally did. Score one for the ongoing American project.
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Re: Darn Endocrinologist
« Reply #342 on: April 29, 2021, 05:33:46 pm »
Saw Endo for my annual physical. He squeezed the Girls and poked my prostate, which is something that probably doesn't get written very often. Also left me feeling that I should have made him take me out to dinner first.

He told me the same thing every doc has said at every annual checkup for the last thirty years, which is that I'm in pretty good shape for a fat goofball. Doesn't look like I'm gonna keel over anytime soon. Can't win 'em all.
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Re: Darn Endocrinologist
« Reply #343 on: May 04, 2021, 03:23:25 pm »
Where's my scrunchie, where's my scrunchie... gotta find my scrunchie so I can put my hair up... gotta put my hair up so it fits under the shower cap... gotta put on the shower cap so I can take a shower... gotta take a shower so I can shave... gotta shave because it feels grody under a mask if I don't... gotta wear a mask because I gotta go out... where's my scrunchie dammitdammitdammit... I was wearing it when I came in here... it wasn't in my hair after I got undressed... isn't on the floor, isn't in the sink, isn't in my sweatshirt, isn't in my shorts... isn't in the magazine rack, isn't behind the can... jeez, how'd it get in my bra?... Figures, don't it? Partners in crime. Never used to need 'em, now I can't do without 'em... No wonder it ran for its little buddy... C'mere, jackass. Time for a shower.

-- My internal monologue getting ready to go out today and get my eyebrows done.
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