Caffeine lovers? Taste doesn't really matter . . .
If 1'st thing in AM, before even outta bed, it's taken Intravenously ( otherwise it's Brazilian Espresso, tons of sugar, served @ the Rio Intercontinental for sure! )
Airline coffee, served with 20yr old holding tank water, anyone?
Ewww excuse me stewardess what’s this green thing floating in my coffee.
Oh that you welcome sir that’s the leaf sprig we place to enhance the flavor.
Enhance the flavor but it tastes moldy.
Oh no sir that’s actually a very rare bean blend that we have imported by for our customers
Really !
Yes sir really! It’s called civet coffee.
Never heard of civet I’ll look it up
I’m sorry sir but we’re about to take off you need to turn you phone off
Grumbles
Flight attendant walks away passing another saying
Oh that god we are about to take off there’s mold in the coffee again
Really damn what did you say
I told him it was cat poop coffee
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