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Offline Lily Rose

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Re: Men are like....
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2016, 11:56:24 pm »
Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.  To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.
    No further testing is planned.

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

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