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stephanie_craxford

A BLONDE IN THE EVERGLADES
« on: August 05, 2005, 12:58:59 am »
It made me smile...  I need a smile after today...  My wife says I have a shoe fetish, and I am blond  soooooooooooooooo  :D

A BLONDE IN THE EVERGLADES



 A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.

 She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
 way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
 were asking.

 After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
 of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll
 just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for
 free!"

 The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go
 and give it a try!"

 The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an
 alligator.

 Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
 the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
 waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.

 Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
 With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it
 onto the slimy bank of the swamp.

 Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their
 backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.

 The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her
 eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out.


 "DANG!............THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"

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