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Janet_Girl

Something for the guys on this site
« on: February 11, 2011, 11:53:21 am »
Observations on Marriage and Handling the fairer Sex


I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.


I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.   "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.


She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.  Then she said, "There are too many gadgets
and no place to sit down!"  So I bought her an electric chair.


Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.  Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.


I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.



I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.



The last fight was my fault.  My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"  I said, "Dust!"



In the beginning, God created earth and rested.  Then God created man and rested.  Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Shang

Re: Something for the guys on this site
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2011, 12:11:10 pm »
xD I giggled.

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