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Title: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Catherine Sarah on October 31, 2015, 05:58:59 am
Bring that light closer, I think he's got nits.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on October 31, 2015, 06:18:53 am
Ah yes!!! It's my turn to start the next round of silly Bamboozlings
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Catherine Sarah on October 31, 2015, 06:34:12 am
Ya know, ya carn't beat a cool tub on a hot day.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: AbbyKat on October 31, 2015, 08:36:37 pm
"I see what you did there..."
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: LordKAT on November 01, 2015, 09:27:51 am
no, you can't see me at all....
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Catherine Sarah on November 01, 2015, 10:31:50 am
Yes, that was me. I was once head lion at MGM. You know that gorgeous blond young lion who roared at the beginning of every MGM movie. Well that was until I went grey. Women over 40 in the film industry aren't the only ones who have image problems. Us lions have issues to, you know.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on November 01, 2015, 03:51:24 pm
You should see me when I put my dentures in
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on November 01, 2015, 04:58:36 pm
I was recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists, but I think I'd rather date attorneys.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on November 01, 2015, 06:28:15 pm
Now presenting guitar-shaped gum pieces!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on November 01, 2015, 06:58:09 pm
Have any of you seen my teeth anywhere?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Catherine Sarah on November 04, 2015, 08:13:42 am
Look at my new dentures. Don't they sparkle and shine.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on November 04, 2015, 08:20:39 am
Sorry hon, but I never share lip balm
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Catherine Sarah on November 04, 2015, 08:24:09 am
I'll be over as soon as I get my boots on.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on November 04, 2015, 04:30:21 pm
I just discovered a major didgeridon't.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on November 05, 2015, 02:09:15 am
This is the new me, guys.  Love me, hate me....I don't give a hoot.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on November 05, 2015, 02:11:51 am
Interest rates will be kept on hold. The economy is growing.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on November 05, 2015, 02:20:30 am
I had no idea what I wanted my front license's plate to say, so I just used my login's password.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on November 05, 2015, 08:42:55 pm
Get off my lawn!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sigyn on November 22, 2015, 01:53:59 am
grit my teeth.... don't say it....
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jenny07 on November 23, 2015, 02:11:58 am
Does this go with my shoes?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on November 23, 2015, 02:16:12 am
We will gird our loins and fight for justice!

Is this a loin?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on November 23, 2015, 02:19:58 am
Get in the car? But this is my favorite seat
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on November 23, 2015, 02:35:34 am
I was told I needed salt baths post surgery, but in a barrel?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jenny07 on November 23, 2015, 02:42:07 am
Look out MAGPIE!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on November 23, 2015, 03:20:00 am
Yes this is a suppository.

Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jenny07 on November 23, 2015, 03:27:28 am
Just wait until I come over to visit young lady.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Catherine Sarah on November 23, 2015, 06:55:09 am
If I scratch his thing once more, I'm sure it'll explode.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sigyn on November 23, 2015, 12:18:37 pm
"You know that's going down on your permanent record."
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Catherine Sarah on November 24, 2015, 10:45:08 pm
Honestly officer, it's just a Christmas toy, just a Christmas toy.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on November 24, 2015, 10:49:01 pm
Yes, I used frozen instead of fresh.  I'm so embarrassed.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sigyn on November 25, 2015, 12:37:38 am
I'm gonna count to 10. You'd best run.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on November 25, 2015, 12:45:20 am
And this is why they kicked me out of the Army...
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on November 25, 2015, 12:51:07 am
I was going to wear purple lipstick but I thought Cindy would be jealous!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sigyn on November 25, 2015, 12:52:53 am
The car is convertible. I am not.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on November 25, 2015, 01:01:14 am
It even fires pink bullets.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on December 04, 2015, 02:12:42 am
Ummmm, I think I'm close enough to the screen already....
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on December 04, 2015, 02:32:06 am
I am your worse nightmare. But I have a cute factor!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jenny07 on December 04, 2015, 02:56:26 am
Nobody mention the Hair Iron
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sigyn on December 04, 2015, 09:26:02 am
We will punch our own eye out....

...If We Have To!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jenny07 on December 06, 2015, 03:06:53 am
If only I had a hand bag!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on December 06, 2015, 03:18:07 am
Santa baby, I just want you tonight. Mmmm
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on December 06, 2015, 03:39:15 am
I'm in the queue for the next ping pong paddle therapy session 
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on December 06, 2015, 04:14:49 am
I may look nice and relaxed, but I'm secretly playing ping pong..
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Catherine Sarah on December 06, 2015, 08:51:40 am
Has anyone found my keys yet?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on December 12, 2015, 09:03:45 pm
"oh, I found your keys alright.  I have them.  You're not going anywhere, mister!  *I'm* driving."
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: PastyPrincess on December 12, 2015, 10:30:45 pm
"Snake? Snake!? Snake--!!!"
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sigyn on December 13, 2015, 01:43:32 am
ogenki desu ka?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jenny07 on December 13, 2015, 01:44:35 am
Is that a full magazine or are you just happy to see me?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sigyn on December 13, 2015, 01:47:41 am
Hurry up and unwrap your present!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on December 13, 2015, 01:54:20 am
Yeah, a pink gun: deadlier than your standard black gun!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on December 13, 2015, 02:21:03 am
I'm the new wave Christmas elf.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Catherine Sarah on December 13, 2015, 08:52:53 am
This car's for sale, .........  and so am I.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on December 13, 2015, 01:45:32 pm
"Ooooh, I've always waited for the day where I would be the lead-performer on stage!"
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: PastyPrincess on December 14, 2015, 11:49:54 pm
I have a lot more gadgetry than what you see, kid.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: LordKAT on December 15, 2015, 04:00:17 am
Last lap! Eat your heart out Herbie.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Catherine Sarah on December 15, 2015, 05:26:18 am
I said; Put a tiger in your tank!!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on December 15, 2015, 05:54:53 am
Ouch, I found the dilator.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: PastyPrincess on December 15, 2015, 05:48:42 pm
Doesn't look like much, but this car's pumping 450+ Horsepower to the wheels!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on December 15, 2015, 06:44:55 pm
I can't believe the realism that goes into these toy race cars these days
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on December 15, 2015, 09:22:18 pm
Beer me!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on December 16, 2015, 12:49:23 am
It's pronounced, "JILF".
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sigyn on December 16, 2015, 11:39:03 pm
Call me "sir" ONE MORE TIME and see what happens...
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on December 17, 2015, 12:57:06 am
pink is the new black
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: LordKAT on December 17, 2015, 04:42:33 am
The latest in Barbie accessories. The new Barbies are looking so realistic that the dream house and car had to upgraded to match. Here you can see just how successful those toy makers are.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jenny07 on December 17, 2015, 04:49:42 am
Winter is coming!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: LordKAT on December 17, 2015, 04:51:08 am
Santa's daughter caught sneaking out of the house.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on December 17, 2015, 05:55:30 pm
I am the mane attraction at Susan's Place, and I'm not lion.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on December 17, 2015, 06:10:20 pm
Wow!!! I've never heard accordion music quite like that!!! Are you in a band?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on December 18, 2015, 11:00:36 pm
Yeah.....that's a perfect photoshop alright.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on December 18, 2015, 11:43:53 pm
Sure, I'd understand perfectly if you actually said something that made sense - Would you like another drink?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on December 19, 2015, 12:01:11 am
Damn, I should have put my undies on before my boots
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on December 19, 2015, 12:57:14 am
"Honey, I have so much money that I could *OWN* you...."
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on December 19, 2015, 04:35:04 am
Have you tried pressing the power button?
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Post by: Jill F on December 19, 2015, 04:30:45 pm
I have to put the lotion on my skin, otherwise I get the hose again?   This is like the worst date ever.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on December 19, 2015, 09:07:58 pm
I've seen my fair share of hypocritical jerks in my day, but you bunch of idiots have definitely won yourselves at least a prize or two
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: LordKAT on December 20, 2015, 06:43:09 am
Hmm, boots on (don't want sandy toes), hat on (don't want sunny glare), now how do I get out without getting my boots wet?
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Post by: Cindy on December 20, 2015, 07:18:40 am
Afternoon stubble ladies.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: LordKAT on December 20, 2015, 07:28:48 am
Afternoon stubble ladies.

All the better to give whisker rubs.

Caption: To remember my name, I put it on my license plates. Good-bye amnesia stuff.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on December 20, 2015, 05:31:12 pm
Who's up for gazelle taco night?  This guy!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on December 21, 2015, 02:00:16 am
I know Jack.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on December 21, 2015, 02:02:23 am
I see Jill!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on December 21, 2015, 02:05:08 am
Sorry officer, you're going to need a warrant if you want to see who *cough* I mean what's in the trunk.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jill F on December 24, 2015, 08:05:16 pm
Its pronounced, "shi-TAYD".
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Post by: King Malachite on January 12, 2016, 01:08:42 pm
Ugh, I hate bangs.  They totally block my view.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: PastyPrincess on January 12, 2016, 07:24:53 pm
You did what to my clothes in the dryer?
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Post by: King Malachite on January 14, 2016, 01:51:07 am
Oh, boy.....this car is about to catch on fire.  Get out.....RUN!!!!!
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Post by: Laura_Squirrel on January 14, 2016, 01:54:41 am
You are about to enter another dimension....
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Post by: King Malachite on January 14, 2016, 02:10:10 am
SHIPPING TIME!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Cindy on January 14, 2016, 06:06:12 am
Scully! That face has come back- there really is something out there
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on January 14, 2016, 06:52:24 pm
Sure, I'd love to dance, I'm just waiting for someone to play some dance-able music
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Post by: King Malachite on January 16, 2016, 03:21:16 am
This leg isn't connected to anything.  Here, let me show you. -PLOP-
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Post by: PastyPrincess on January 20, 2016, 10:23:09 pm
Alright now listen here ya' see.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on January 21, 2016, 12:38:19 am
The daily commute is getting worse each day.
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Post by: V M on January 21, 2016, 02:45:05 am
Ladies don't fart, it must have been you
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Post by: Cindy on January 22, 2016, 12:26:30 am
Stop staring and bring me a champagne.
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Post by: Violets on January 22, 2016, 09:13:46 am
Because women can do anything.
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Post by: Laura_Squirrel on January 23, 2016, 01:21:11 pm
I try to be as cute as Portia Porcupine. But, I always fail.

 :D :P

(I actually was a Smurfs fan when I was a little kid.)
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on January 26, 2016, 10:16:25 pm
These buttons are on sale for $2.50 on Etsy.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: LordKAT on January 28, 2016, 03:15:05 am
Is that rat bigger than me?!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on January 28, 2016, 03:50:40 am
I was going to star in the new Colgate Ring of confidence ad, but l ate the dentist.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Laura_Squirrel on January 28, 2016, 05:15:15 pm
All right, tell the truth. YOU ate all of cookies!
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Post by: Tech_Nymph on January 28, 2016, 05:33:52 pm
Do these pants make my tail look big?
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Post by: Laura_Squirrel on January 28, 2016, 05:40:40 pm
Do these pants make my tail look big?

 :D They are both wearing long skirts.

O.T: Flower Jellyfish

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Post by: Tech_Nymph on January 28, 2016, 05:59:03 pm
My zoom is broken. ;D
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Post by: LordKAT on January 29, 2016, 03:53:21 am
I've heard of rosy dreams but raining roses...?


(I think I need some dental floss.)
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Post by: Jenny07 on January 29, 2016, 03:55:30 am
Ok who put the bleach in my bath?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on January 29, 2016, 04:28:57 am
I've heard that Princess Leah never actually got laid, that's okay neither have I
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Post by: Tech_Nymph on January 29, 2016, 10:40:34 am
What do you mean we're out of water!? Fine!! I'll tan instead.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: PastyPrincess on February 02, 2016, 09:23:39 pm
And when I wake up things will be great!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Laura_Squirrel on February 02, 2016, 09:53:21 pm
Okay. Who took my $100?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Violets on February 02, 2016, 10:04:26 pm
When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on February 02, 2016, 10:31:58 pm
Some folks wonder how someone as blue as me could be so happy and bubbly
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on February 03, 2016, 12:10:09 am
"Annnnnd 1, 2, annnnd streeeeetc- OW I pulled something!"
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Post by: Cindy on February 03, 2016, 12:50:55 am
You said cheese?
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Post by: V M on February 03, 2016, 01:25:00 am
I was thinking I should house train my dogs not to pee on the floor, but then I remembered that I live alone and have no pets
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Post by: PastyPrincess on February 03, 2016, 02:24:40 am
And where did we even find this metal bin over here? And why is this metal bin just randomly here?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on February 03, 2016, 02:38:24 am
Certainly this must be a hallucination, I've been wondering about this desert for days and the first container of water I find has a cowgirl skinny dipping in it?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Tech_Nymph on February 03, 2016, 04:43:23 am
So which one of you put glue in my boots?
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Post by: PastyPrincess on February 04, 2016, 10:58:59 pm
Deep meditation yo.
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Post by: V M on February 05, 2016, 01:11:58 am
Um, this wasn't the version of Jimmy Crack Corn I was planning on learning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AK-C0ujQck
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Post by: King Malachite on February 05, 2016, 03:02:10 am
"Seriously though, I'm really stuck and no one has helped me yet.  Can somebody please get me out?  Anybody!  Anybody please!
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Post by: Jenny07 on February 05, 2016, 03:43:04 am
I've got nothing
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Post by: Mew on February 06, 2016, 03:11:43 pm
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160206/8b7641a4591a9b3d5210c71dc7eab3f0.jpg)

Sent from my SM-N920T using Tapatalk

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Post by: PastyPrincess on February 08, 2016, 12:06:55 am
"Anything the light touches is yours"
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Post by: November Fox on February 11, 2016, 01:14:35 pm
"gazing mysteriously into the distance, thinking about things forever kept silent".
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Laura_Squirrel on February 14, 2016, 01:36:35 am
Wanna hear my band's new demo on my boombox?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on February 26, 2016, 07:04:05 pm
So these is what our twins look like?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on February 26, 2016, 09:11:52 pm
What exactly do you mean by "Limp wrist"?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: LordKAT on February 29, 2016, 02:22:32 am
I was told a milk bath helps with healthy skin. Good thing I chased the cows away first.
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Post by: rachel89 on February 29, 2016, 01:16:13 pm
No, I have no idea what happened with the powered donuts...
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Post by: PastyPrincess on March 01, 2016, 08:26:33 pm
'Sup
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Post by: AbbyKat on March 01, 2016, 08:53:03 pm
"Motorcycle, sword, and a sunset.  NOW!"
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on March 02, 2016, 01:45:17 pm
What the did I come in here for?
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Post by: Tech_Nymph on March 07, 2016, 03:34:30 pm
Desert Survival Guide 101:
Tip 1: Collect perspiration for drinking water to prevent dehydration.
Tip 2: Boots allow for extra perspiration therefore should be worn at all times.
Tip 3: Unless it's leather no clothing can be worn while collecting the perspiration.
Tip 4: Trust me, I'm not crazy.
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Post by: Sebby Michelango on March 08, 2016, 08:44:23 am
How do I know I can trust you without you testing your idea at yourself first? :)
By the way, I'm wondering if I'm going to nail it. Yes, I put a nail through your Survival Guide book. So I think I nailed it?  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Post by: King Malachite on March 12, 2016, 01:24:14 am
Hey, bro!  I haven't seen you in a since high school.  Yeah, that was a long time ago....almost 20 years, but some things never change.  I'm still working at the same pizza place I was working at back then.  So what kind of pizza can I get for you today?  Right, and what to drink?  Gotcha!  Be back soon with your order, bro!
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Post by: Cindy on March 12, 2016, 01:31:22 am
I'm feeling rather blue today
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Post by: Sebby Michelango on March 12, 2016, 05:21:59 am
Are the dress blue and black or white and gold?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on March 14, 2016, 08:45:20 pm
That's a pretty hot mannequin on display....
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Post by: Sebby Michelango on March 15, 2016, 03:19:33 pm
(After being in the sun)
- I'm very hot
- Are you serious?
- Off course!
- Dude, are you going to seek vogue or Vanity fair now since you considering yourself hot? Haha!
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Post by: Tech_Nymph on March 16, 2016, 11:44:11 am
In a game where one makes up words for the avatar of the post before them...

Curses to that Little Caesars mascot!! That was my job! Of course, the manager did catch me asleep a few times and stealing pizzas.
With new hope. Taco Bell, here I come!
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Post by: Ka_123 on March 16, 2016, 06:59:51 pm
Enjoying the results of my new floral shampoo "maybe she's born with it"
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Post by: Laura_Squirrel on March 17, 2016, 01:26:24 am
Your Avatar Here. ( )
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Post by: King Malachite on March 18, 2016, 12:10:42 am
"Here is the logo of the new Portia hats I am selling."
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Post by: Violets on March 19, 2016, 10:26:42 am
You should see the other half of my head.
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Post by: King Malachite on March 21, 2016, 11:09:21 pm
"Hmmmmm, he's blue just like me!"
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: PastyPrincess on March 23, 2016, 07:22:45 pm
Honestly, though, have you seen this new power armor?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on March 23, 2016, 09:40:48 pm
"Please put my created character in your visual novel!"
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: PastyPrincess on March 28, 2016, 02:50:53 am
When I shift into... Maximum Overdrive!!!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on March 28, 2016, 02:55:43 am
I've got a ear ache. Yep that is serious!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jenny07 on March 28, 2016, 03:15:14 am
Go ahead.

Make my day!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Laura_Squirrel on April 07, 2016, 01:43:55 am
No TV. No internet. Gotta do something.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: TechGirl on April 07, 2016, 05:53:12 am
Darned pet squirrel.  Gotta keep the pets out of the lab when mixing polyjuice potion!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Cindy on April 07, 2016, 06:37:38 am
Dear Doctor, I have a problem. I have this flower growing out of my ass.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Tech_Nymph on April 14, 2016, 07:33:41 am
Don't look at me. This entertainment center isn't gonna move itself!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Violets on April 14, 2016, 08:13:54 am
Life is pretty rosy these days.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Laura_Squirrel on April 14, 2016, 04:13:21 pm
Hey! How's it goin'?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Tech_Nymph on April 15, 2016, 11:13:33 am
I hate walking across carpet.
It takes all day to get the static out of my fur and lay down smooth again.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Josefa on April 15, 2016, 11:48:41 am
Young women at mall kiosk :
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Older Gentleman:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOUNG LADY??

Young Woman:
Sir, We are screening for hearing loss.

Older Gentleman:
WHAT DID YOU SAY???

Young Woman:
Sir,   We    are    screen-ing    for    hear-ing    loss!

Older Gentleman:
WHAT   DID   YOU  SAY???

Young Woman:
We  are  giving  free  hearing  test   today  Sir.

Older Gentle Man:
WHAT??? URINE TEST???  MAAM, WHY WOULD I WANT A FREE URINE TEST???
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sebby Michelango on April 27, 2016, 07:49:01 am
Guy:- I have so dirty mind.
Girlfriend:- Maybe I should brainwash you.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sebby Michelango on April 27, 2016, 07:50:29 am
Young women at mall kiosk :
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Older Gentleman:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOUNG LADY??

Young Woman:
Sir, We are screening for hearing loss.

Older Gentleman:
WHAT DID YOU SAY???

Young Woman:
Sir,   We    are    screen-ing    for    hear-ing    loss!

Older Gentleman:
WHAT   DID   YOU  SAY???

Young Woman:
We  are  giving  free  hearing  test   today  Sir.

Older Gentle Man:
WHAT??? URINE TEST???  MAAM, WHY WOULD I WANT A FREE URINE TEST???

"Anna, let it go, let it go! He didn't listening to you and then??? Let it go!!!"
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jenny07 on May 07, 2016, 12:10:55 am
So who stole my eraser?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Laura_Squirrel on May 07, 2016, 01:47:52 am
I've got my eye on you.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: November Fox on May 08, 2016, 05:15:54 pm
Your fur is red
So beautiful
Like an angel in disguise

But if you meet
a friendly horse
Will you communicate by
mo-o-o-o-orse?

How will you speak to that
ho-o-o-o-orse?

What does the squirrel say?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: PastyPrincess on May 09, 2016, 11:54:19 pm
Yeah I play in a band, I don't know if you've heard it, it's called "Three Days Grace"
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Jenny07 on May 15, 2016, 05:55:20 am
What did you say about my nose?
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Laura_Squirrel on May 15, 2016, 05:56:29 pm
What IS that, over there?!
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: SanaRinomi on May 18, 2016, 07:49:49 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Sunflowers are red.
Who murdered this person in my garden?

                                       Love,  Sarina!

Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: SanaRinomi on May 18, 2016, 07:50:53 pm
Roses are gone,
Violets are gone,
Sunflowers are gone.
I never had a garden to begin with.

                                       Love,  Sarina!

Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Rainbow Dash on May 29, 2016, 01:57:07 pm
"
If I move, this wall will fall down."
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on June 02, 2016, 01:24:24 am
"Look at me-the new and improved Dashinator!"
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Violets on June 20, 2016, 03:07:42 am
The name is Rhodes, James Rhodes.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: HoneyStrums on June 20, 2016, 03:51:27 am
Does my skin look blue in this
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: V M on June 20, 2016, 03:57:31 am
Nothing can harm me as long as I have my purple bear here
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sebby Michelango on June 20, 2016, 07:01:20 am
Oh boy! :) The cowboy girl from Western is here. Don't mess with her, or she mess up your hair! She has a cowboy hat, not a rat.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Laura_Squirrel on June 21, 2016, 01:55:09 am
As they approached the emerald mountain.......
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: Sebby Michelango on June 22, 2016, 07:59:27 am
The big bears gives each other a huge bear hug. :)
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on June 29, 2016, 12:59:47 am
"Destroy the Marker, Issac!  Wait, that's not the Marker....."
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: WarGrowlmon1990 on July 01, 2016, 09:02:44 am
Not the droid you're looking for.
Title: Re: The Revived Caption The Avatar Thread 3.0
Post by: King Malachite on January 18, 2018, 12:07:05 pm
"Whoaaaaa!  What's that down there?"