Hey, anyone beside me want to play? Remember the old car game where you bring things to Grandma's according to the alphabet? Only this time, it has to be trans related. I'll start.
I went to my transgrandma's house and brought Areolas (as in why are they so small compared to cis women's?)
Next 'B' Anyone?
Too easy. I went to my transgrandma's house and brought boobs!
I brought a corset!
I went to my transgender grandmother's house and I brought Double D's.
I think I should wait for a different letter so as to not run afoul of the rules!
Oh wait, I bought my desire to transition!
I brought my ENERGY because Grandma is old and tired. LOL
I see Danielle beat me to the D.
I'm bringing Forms for my name change!
I went to my transgrannies house and brought guts, cause thats pretty useful for granny to have dealing with the beast
I brought HRT!
Too easy! [emoji16]
Ryuichi
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I went to my transgrannies house and brought the Internet so she could make an account on Susan's
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I brought JOY because she was joyous that I came out of the closet.
Quote from: TonyaW on September 22, 2018, 08:33:43 PM
I went to my transgrannies house and brought the Internet so she could make an account on Susan's
Transgranny! I love it! :D
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her
Knitting! Its heading towards winter here in the Northern hemisphere.
Ryuichi
Went to Transgrannys with a"laptop" so we could watch porno films. Kinky Granny. I turned my head.
I brought money so we could donate to Susan's Place!
Quote from: Ryuichi13 on September 23, 2018, 01:18:29 AM
Transgranny! I love it! :D
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her Knitting! Its heading towards winter here in the Northern hemisphere.
Ryuichi
Not taking credit/blame for the grammatical error of transgrannies. I copy pasted it.
I went to my transgranny's house and brought my Numbing cream for her electrolysis
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I went to my transgranny's house and brought the big, post op O. Apparently, Dawn got her prepped with that laptop. lol
Quote from: HappyMoni on September 23, 2018, 02:25:56 PM
I went to my transgranny's house and brought the big, post op O. Apparently, Dawn got her prepped with that laptop. lol
What is a "post op O?" An orgasm?
I went to transgranny's house and brought her transmasculine hubby aka transgrandaddy a
packer! [emoji6]
Ryuichi
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I went to my transgender grandmother's house and brought her a quilt!
It was a collage of all the happy, smiling-faces of my trans friends and how their lives have changed forever for the better!
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her a Romeo.
I went to transgranny's house and brought a "suitor"
I went to transgranny's house and brought a Toast to celebrate.
Quote from: DawnOday on September 23, 2018, 07:51:25 PM
I went to transgranny's house and brought a "suitor"
Hope you didn't steal one of Danielle's, Dawn.
Oh the pressure is on for a 'T' to bring to transgranny. Anything with trans in it is just too easy. Anybody up for the challenge? I'm gonna pass. I will bring a tire iron to beat off any haters in the area. Don't think that's it though. Any 'takers?'
Oh, oh, this just in. looks like Ginger is the winner! Yea!
But she has so many. She's sort of like "Here Come the Brides" in reverse. In case your wondering, this is a joke. :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
I went to transgranny's house and brought a "ukulele" so she can sing "I wanna go back to my little grass shack"
Hmmmm...The next letter is "V," but that's just too obvious! ;)
I went to my transgranny house and I brought her a vacuum cleaner so she could clean up after her coming-out party! ;D
Ryuichi
I went to transgranny's house and gave her a "wet willie"
I went to transgranny's house and gave her x-rays. :)
Ryuichi
Quote from: Ryuichi13 on September 24, 2018, 05:31:36 PM
I went to transgranny's house and gave her x-rays. :)
Ryuichi
Ryuichi, that is such a guy answer. lol I brought my transgranny an x-tra 'x' chromosone just cause I love my little gran gran.
I brought to my beloved transgranny all the Yelp reviews for the electrologists in her area. Gotta be smooth!
I went to my transgranny's house and brought a Zebra, so we can change its stripes. :)
I infected her with the zest for shopping, and we went out to the mall!
Quote from: HappyMoni on September 24, 2018, 05:59:40 PM
Ryuichi, that is such a guy answer. lol I brought my transgranny an x-tra 'x' chromosone just cause I love my little gran gran.
I was more thinking "medical" answer. :P (*is a Paramedic* *raises hand*)
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her a
angelfood cake, you know, so she can give me a slice!
Ryuichi
I went to my horny transgranny's house and brought her a boyfriend.
I went to my transgranny's house and brought a Cake to celebrate her birthday.
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her a doggie so she wouldn't be lonely.
Its better than the NSFW answer I originally was going to say! ;)
Ryuichi
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her some estrogen!
I went to my transgranny's house and brought Collage FOOTBALL!
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her grits!
Ryuichi
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I went to my transgranny's house and I brought her some Honey because I love her.
I went to transgranny's and brought her an "Indian" because she likes to ride hot motorcycles.
I went to transgranny's and brought her a jeweler, to adjust all the stuff she bought a size too small.
I went to transgranny's and brought a KEG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRJecfRxbr8
With the mug that comes with that keg, Granny lock your doors.
I went to transgranny and brought her a "mouse" for the happiest place on earth.
I went to transgranny's house and brought her musical notes!
Ryuichi
I brought my transgranny tickets to the Opera.
I went to my transgranny's house and I made her pancakes.
I went to transgranny and brought a "quarter" for her thoughts because of inflation.
I went to transgranny's house and brought her razor blades so she could shave her legs!
Ryuichi
I went to my transgranny's house and I brought he a new set of satin sheets for her bed.
I went to my transgranny's house and I brought a Turkey to stuff.
I went to transgranny's house and brought her an umbrella, because its raining like crazy here!
Ryuichi
I went to transgrannys brought her some"vegimite" sandwiches. Yum. Yes I'm being sarcastic.
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I went to gransgranny's house and brought her some waffles!
Darn, now I want some too. ;)
Ryuichi
I went to my transgranny's house and brought a rune with xylographic carvings.
<yup that word>
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her Zen, so she can be peace.
Which reminds me, how does a Buddhist order a [emoji487] pizza? "Make me one with everything"[emoji16][emoji16]
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I went to transgranny's and brought her an "ass" because she wanted to meet Trump.
I went to transgranny's and brought her a bestie.
I brought my TransGranny a cake, because everybody loves cake!
I went to my transgranny's and brought a drag queen!
I went to granny's house and brought her equal rights. Since she is trans, evil people believe she is less than, rather than equal to. Wish I could evaporate the jerks who hate my granny.
I went to my transgranny's house and I brought her a laser gun so she can evaporate all the evil freaks that don't think she is equal.
Quote from: HappyMoni on October 04, 2018, 07:53:48 PM
I went to granny's house and brought her equal rights. Since she is trans, evil people believe she is less than, rather than equal to. Wish I could evaporate the jerks who hate my granny.
WHOA! That escalated quickly!
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her
gummi bears, since she'll need them just to feel better about the
>-bleeped-<ty way she's treated by the government. :-\
Ryuichi
I went to my transgender grandmother's house and I brought the door to Hell. Open it up and push the haters in.
Quote from: gingerViktorKay on October 05, 2018, 04:52:51 PM
I went to my transgender grandmother's house and I brought the door to Hell. Open it up and push the haters in.
Laughing like Dr. Evil on that one ;D
I went to TransGrandma's house and brought an
idiot dressed in black who would take her rights away. First to go through that door.
Quote from: gingerViktorKay on October 05, 2018, 04:52:51 PM
I went to my transgender grandmother's house and I brought the door to Hell. Open it up and push the haters in.
I went to transgrandma's house and brought some coke and Jack!
I went to my transgranny's house and I brought Kettle Corn to celebrate throwing all the haters through the door to hell.
I went to my transgranny's house and I brought her all my LOVE!
I cartwheeled in 5 dimensional space to my transgranny's house, and brought her something to instantly change the minds of anyone with an IQ under Equality.
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her a shiny new nosering for her latest piercing!
Ryuichi
Bumping in the hopes that we can restart this fun thread!
Ryuichi
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her an ocalot.
Ryuichi
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I went to my transgranny's house and brought her progesterone. Does she need it, will it help?
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I brought some stunning pieces of quartz for her meditation rock garden to improve her qi.
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her rice.
Try not to drop your phone in the toilet again, granny! ;D
Ryuichi
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her soy for her rice because she did not drop her phone.
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her General Tso's for her rice and soy! Dinnertime! :D
Ryuichi
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her some long Underwear cause its bleeping cold outside
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I went to my transgranny's house and brought her an electric blanket.
Quote from: GingerVicki on January 29, 2019, 03:37:37 PM
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her an electric blanket.
I don't think "electric blanket" begins with the letter "V",
GingerVicki! ;) We're doing the English alphabet.
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her a
Violin to calm her savage breast, as the saying goes.
Ryuichi
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home and brought her a new Apple Watch so she could do her own EKGs and monitor her exercising.
A Xenon strobe for grandma's Disco Party!
I went to my transgranny's house and taught her the Zouk dance for her disco party!
I went to my transgranny's home and gave her some Antacids because she had a discomforting time apparently that started a few hours after eating two bowls of her neighbor's hot chili.
I went to my transgranny's house and gave her a nice Bento lunch.
For those that don't know what a bento is, its a Japanese-style meal, often made for lunch.
(https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/bentoclub/products-v2/oyaji/OYJ-katsu-bento-1600.jpg)
In case you want more information! (^_^) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bento)
Ryuichi
A pretty floral chemise!
I'll have Bento lunches when I'm near Boston.
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to bring to her a nice friendly dog so she could have a pet companion.
I went to granny's house and brought her an electric guitar to jam on....
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to bring to her a gift card for a foot massage and a pedicure.
I went to my transgranny's house and helped her plant a garden, since spring is here!
Ryuichi
When my granddaughter visited her transgranny she baked a HEAVENLY cherry chocolate cake for my birthday, and I loved it!
I went to granny's house and brought her some lacy Intimates to enjoy
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to bring some freshly squeezed organic juice.
Chrissy
I went to my transgranny's house and we went Kite flying!
Ryuichi
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to bring her some Lacey Swiss cheese!
Chrissy
A one piece Monokini!
I went to granny's and brought her a nice Negligee to dance in the moonlight with...
I went to my transgranny's house and we sat out in the Open, underneath the warm spring night sky. Aaaaahhhh... <3
Ryuichi
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her some Progesterone, cause that's what all the cool girls are taking these days.
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A quilt, to celebrate the anniversary of her GCS.
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her chocolate covered Raspberries!
Ryuichi
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to bring her some Spaghetti with big Italian meatballs.
Chrissy
I went to transgranny's house and brought her a Tricot corset to go under her favorite dress
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to bring her a colorful stuffed unicorn doll.
Chrissy
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her hubby viagra so they could have a "fun" night together! ;)
Ryuichi
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to bring her a cold watermelon.
Chrissy
Quote from: ChrissyRyan on April 18, 2019, 06:57:44 PM
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to bring her a cold watermelon.
Chrissy
I went to transgranny's house and brought her a classic tube table top radio so she could hear the
X
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to bring her a new computer.
All she had to say was Y? :(
Chrissy
I went to transgranny's house and brought her a contractor...
I went to transgranny's house and brought her a hairstylist that gave her a Zsa Zsa makeover....
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to remove the Aardvark that snuck into her house earlier in the day. Although the critter did eat some ants, she was glad to get the aardvark out of her house.
Chrissy
I went to transgranny's house and brought her a Guru and then she reached a state of Bodai (complete enlightenment)
I went to transgranny's house and brought her a cute Cat, so she's have someone to play with!
Ryuichi
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to bring her a ten pound pair of dumbbells for her exercise program.
Chrissy
I went to transgranny's house and brought her this vintage EchoPlex to create even more intense sound passages with her guitar...
I went to my transgendered grandmother's home to bring her a bag of flour so she could do some baking.
Chrissy
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her grenadine so she could mix us a nice drink!
Ryuichi
I went to transgranny's house and brought her some comfortable Headphones to listen to her favorite music with...
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her an Ibex (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibex) to keep her safe. ;)
Ryuichi
I went to my >-bleeped-< Granny's house and brought a Judge who gave her a 10 in the swimsuit contest
I went to transgranny's house and brought her a beautiful pet Koala to frolic about in her backyard and climb her trees.
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her a Llama to keep her pet cat and koala company!
Ryuichi
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her and brought her some MONEY cause she's got to buy food for all these new animals running around her place
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I went to Transgranny's house and brought her a Transgranny Nanny to look after the grand kids, so she could jam with the band....
I went to my TransGranny's home and brought her an ORANGUTAN to ride her llama.
I brought her a purse because she no longer wears anything with usable pockets.
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her a Quill pen and ink so she could write about her adventures with all of her new pets!
Ryuichi
I went to transgranny's house and brought her a beautiful fireglo Rickenbacker bass guitar to jam Yes tunes with....
I went to my transgranny's house and brought her many pairs of Socks of all different colors, patterns and designs. Like the ones I wear. ;)
Ryuichi
I went to transgranny's house and brought her a Transistor radio to listen to the ball game on....