Has any of the pick up lines you have used on other been used on you? What is the best/ worst pick up line you have heard? What pick up lines work for you?
It's never been used on me but a a bit of joke classic for a while was 'grab your goat, you've pulled'. It was an advert for something or other playing on a nervy guy trying out a really bold pick up line but he heard goat from his phone instead of coat...
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Heard some that are so cringeworthy I can't even write them down here. They'd be culled.
I also can't remember the ones I've used that worked, but they did. They weren't dumb joke pick up lines though. If I tell someone they're beautiful I mean it.
I am on Ok cupid and one of the most repeated pick up line I have gotten is "Heaven must be missing an angel"Hi, how was heaven when you left it? Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? "will you be my Wifey" I even got "your legs must be tired cause you have been running throw my mind" Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I used to use the Angel and heaven things my self with a twist depending on the girl while staring in to her eyes so I am guilty of that one. Now if a guy does stare in to my eyes I end up melting.
I'm on OK Cupid, too. In my profile I mention my interest in dating a couple, so some guy sent me the message: 'I'd like to date a couple too - You and your twin sister!'.
...seriously?
Oh, I didn't know you had a sister
Or, "Weren't we kidnapped and on the same space lab?"
let me get that for you ...
OH, wrong kind of pickup line.
I never used any. My wife was 15 when we met at my parents house at a party. Her first impression of me was .. "What a drunken Slob". I was 19 and, yep, I just happened to be a drunken slob that night. Good thing that first impression didn't taint the 2nd one. Or maybe I'd been paying for it over the next 38 years
Quote from: Faith on March 07, 2018, 01:14:18 PM
let me get that for you ...
OH, wrong kind of pickup line.
I never used any. My wife was 15 when we met at my parents house at a party. Her first impression of me was .. "What a drunken Slob". I was 19 and, yep, I just happened to be a drunken slob that night. Good thing that first impression didn't taint the 2nd one. Or maybe I'd been paying for it over the next 38 years
Are you saying that you're still hungover?
Quote from: Cassi on March 07, 2018, 01:16:06 PM
Are you saying that you're still hungover?
not as much as I once was, life's-a-changin' ... ;D
I once had a guy ask me if I worked at subway cause I just gave him a footlong. Ugh...
Saturday night - "You have the most beautiful eyes. I saw you from across the room and I just had to see them up close." Worked ;)
Today I just got from a 70ish year old man will you marry me so that way God will send me to heaven for marring an angel. Well it was kind of nice but way out of my age of play.
Quote from: I Am Jess on March 07, 2018, 03:36:16 PM
Saturday night - "You have the most beautiful eyes. I saw you from across the room and I just had to see them up close." Worked ;)
Well that would definitely work on me!
Quote from: I Am Jess on March 07, 2018, 03:36:16 PM
Saturday night - "You have the most beautiful eyes. I saw you from across the room and I just had to see them up close." Worked ;)
That is a pretty good one 😁
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 07, 2018, 02:56:02 PM
I once had a guy ask me if I worked at subway cause I just gave him a footlong. Ugh...
Ya that one is lame Julia,
One that sounded different was "you like horses? Wanna ride?" Being a blonde, I got away with "should I bring my riding crop?
Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 07, 2018, 06:33:54 PM
One that sounded different was "you like horses? Wanna ride?" Being a blonde, I got away with "should I bring my riding crop?
Lol good response I would never have thought of that 😀
:( I never used a pickup line. That probably explains my weak dating record. :-\ My wife picked me up: "Would you be able to give me a ride home from the next meeting?"
The best pick-up line that works on me is if they are interested in me they should just have an espresso or latte and a blueberry muffin for me in their hands as they greet me.
Quote from: Aspiringperson on March 08, 2018, 04:40:09 PM
The best pick-up line that works on me is if they are interested in me they should just have an espresso or latte and a blueberry muffin for me in their hands as they greet me.
I was at a guys house once and he asked if I would like some cheese and I said sure. He gave me 2 slices of Kraft American cheese on a plate! Lol!!
Well, at least he didn't "Cut The Cheese" :)
Quote from: Cassi on March 08, 2018, 05:32:37 PM
Well, at least he didn't "Cut The Cheese" :)
Tyler and Tristan cut enough cheese to last me the rest of my life! Guys and farting. Ugh.
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 08, 2018, 05:34:42 PM
Tyler and Tristan cut enough cheese to last me the rest of my life! Guys and farting. Ugh.
If still have some of my WMD equipment. I'm covered, lol. or gol.
Quote from: Aspiringperson on March 08, 2018, 04:40:09 PM
The best pick-up line that works on me is if they are interested in me they should just have an espresso or latte and a blueberry muffin for me in their hands as they greet me.
Yes this is the cutest [emoji4]
Umm does intense eye contact count? I don't think it would get anywhere, but I haven't had a man actually have the guts to use a pickup line on me.
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Quote from: Aspiringperson on March 08, 2018, 04:40:09 PM
The best pick-up line that works on me is if they are interested in me they should just have an espresso or latte and a blueberry muffin for me in their hands as they greet me.
that works, but for me it would have to be pepsi and chicken wings. lol that is my weakness
Quote from: Allison S on March 08, 2018, 08:35:56 PM
Yes this is the cutest [emoji4]
Umm does intense eye contact count? I don't think it would get anywhere, but I haven't had a man actually have the guts to use a pickup line on me.
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Oh give it time. Believe me someone will use a pickup line on you eventually. Guys can't help themselves. One I had a guy use on me was " do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you." Ugh....Groannnn...
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 08, 2018, 08:47:50 PM
that works, but for me it would have to be pepsi and chicken wings. lol that is my weakness
For that to have a chance with me they better have chocolate.
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 08, 2018, 05:20:42 PM
I was at a guys house once and he asked if I would like some cheese and I said sure. He gave me 2 slices of Kraft American cheese on a plate! Lol!!
what, no wine that ya I don't no what to say to that one Julia
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 08, 2018, 08:49:53 PM
For that to have a chance with me they better have chocolate.
should be good chocolate to not the fake wax stuff yucky
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 08, 2018, 08:51:40 PM
what, no wine that ya I don't no what to say to that one Julia
Yeah no wine. He gave me a Fanta though. Of course we were both 16 at the time so wine wasnt really an option. Lol
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 08, 2018, 08:52:43 PM
should be good chocolate to not the fake wax stuff yucky
Definitely. When Tristan gives me chocolate its either Godiva or Ghirardelli.
The pick up line that worked on me this time was " do you believe in love at first sight I never till I saw you" Well I just melted as I do believe in love at first sight
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 08, 2018, 08:59:39 PM
Definitely. When Tristan gives me chocolate its either Godiva or Ghirardelli.
Tristan is Well trained lol
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 08, 2018, 09:33:33 PM
Lol yes he is.
Congrats! No shock collar for him. j/k You may still need one later on down the road.
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Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 08, 2018, 10:37:28 PM
Congrats! No shock collar for him. j/k You may still need one later on down the road.
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We have one actually. No, I would never use an awful thing like that on my dog. We have it because Tyler and his friends dared each other to put it on and bark when they got bored one day last summer. Guys are so weird!
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 08, 2018, 10:41:36 PM
We have one actually. No, I would never use an awful thing like that on my dog. We have it because Tyler and his friends dared each other to put it on and bark when they got bored one day last summer. Guys are so weird!
Phillip was told to get one in order to try to train a puppy not to go potty in the house. We discovered she does it on purpose. Any way, when the guys told him that, I suggested training Phillip with one. They actually have ones with a remote control, to allow people to zap their pets on a whim. For a 2 pound puppy, that would be just cruel.
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Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 08, 2018, 10:45:24 PM
Phillip was told to get one in order to try to train a puppy not to go potty in the house. We discovered she does it on purpose. Any way, when the guys told him that, I suggested training Phillip with one. They actually have ones with a remote control, to allow people to zap their pets on a whim. For a 2 pound puppy, that would be just cruel.
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I would never use such a thing on any dog. All I have to do with Zoey is smack my hand with a paper and she yelps as if I had actually hit her. But a shock collar with a remote! I will take 2. One for Tristan and one for Tyler.
Had a couple of incidents with our K-9 Unit that required to use those collars in the dog accidentally went after the wrong person in a riot.
Quote from: Cassi on March 09, 2018, 01:18:34 AM
Had a couple of incidents with our K-9 Unit that required to use those collars in the dog accidentally went after the wrong person in a riot.
You're a cop??
Quote from: Julia1996 on March 07, 2018, 02:56:02 PM
I once had a guy ask me if I worked at subway cause I just gave him a footlong. Ugh...
I laughed out loud at that.
And it hurt because I just had surgery.
Deserved, I suppose.
Quote from: Kylo on March 09, 2018, 10:32:43 AM
I laughed out loud at that.
And it hurt because I just had surgery.
Deserved, I suppose.
Well. Some guys just don't know how to properly measure it. Some start below the scrotum, and others, in the middle of their backs.
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Quote from: Julia1996 on March 09, 2018, 07:03:32 AM
You're a cop??
I was but went fed then retarded, mean retired.
Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 09, 2018, 10:42:04 AM
Well. Some guys just don't know how to properly measure it. Some start below the scrotum, and others, in the middle of their backs.
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And most guys don't know the differance between an inch and centimeter lol
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 09, 2018, 12:42:47 PM
And most guys don't know the differance between an inch and centimeter lol
Only Dewey does, really! :)
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 09, 2018, 12:42:47 PM
And most guys don't know the differance between an inch and centimeter lol
Or a millimeter! One guy online thought "I have a 13" c**k. What can you do about it?" was a good pick up line. He ignored my response of "buy an American ruler".
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Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 09, 2018, 01:23:49 PM
Or a millimeter! One guy online thought "I have a 13" c**k. What can you do about it?" was a good pick up line. He ignored my response of "buy an American ruler".
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I would probably said, does it hurt you a lot?
Quote from: Cassi on March 09, 2018, 01:25:43 PM
I would probably said, does it hurt you a lot?
He probably would have flipped out if I said "want me to shorten it?"
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Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 09, 2018, 01:28:20 PM
He probably would have flipped out if I said "want me to shorten it?"
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You mean "Bobbit" it?
Last night at an event for the trans erotica awards - "So what category are you nominated in".
Quote from: I Am Jess on March 11, 2018, 01:06:49 PM
Last night at an event for the trans erotica awards - "So what category are you nominated in".
Lol I that may be a good compliment I don't know?
I'm on another forum where there is someone so modest he has an image of himself holding an American ruler at 12 inches and smiling in his avatar. It has to be kind of sad to be a lesser-well-known actor, but your claim to fame be 12 inches that no-one's ever seen. If anyone uses it as a pick up line, it's this guy.
Quote from: Kylo on March 11, 2018, 03:04:08 PM
I'm on another forum where there is someone so modest he has an image of himself holding an American ruler at 12 inches and smiling in his avatar. It has to be kind of sad to be a lesser-well-known actor, but your claim to fame be 12 inches that no-one's ever seen. If anyone uses it as a pick up line, it's this guy.
1958 Ford
Quote from: Kylo on March 11, 2018, 03:04:08 PM
I'm on another forum where there is someone so modest he has an image of himself holding an American ruler at 12 inches and smiling in his avatar. It has to be kind of sad to be a lesser-well-known actor, but your claim to fame be 12 inches that no-one's ever seen. If anyone uses it as a pick up line, it's this guy.
Lol what is kind of cute I think anyway
I can honestly say that I have seen 12 inchs and 14 inchs yes the where both BBC lol I will say they were fun.
Quote from: I Am Jess on March 11, 2018, 01:06:49 PM
Last night at an event for the trans erotica awards - "So what category are you nominated in".
You could have said "Harassment Mediation Counselor
The pick up line I hear the most is. Those clothes have been there for two days. Don't you think it's time to pick up your clothes? That's what 35 years of marriage does for you.
Quote from: DawnOday on March 11, 2018, 06:44:16 PM
The pick up line I hear the most is. Those clothes have been there for two days. Don't you think it's time to pick up your clothes? That's what 35 years of marriage does for you.
Hahaha... Yes. Or: a random choice of "pick up groceries", "pick up xyz", "pick up a he kid from day care"
Pickup lines: slamming on the brakes, creating lines of tires marks on the road from
Dodge Ram
Ford F150
The pick up Line I got today was "
" Hi I think you are pretty would you like to be my sugar baby I will give you a weekly allowance and help pay for surgeries "
Me "Yes I would Love that"
Him" ok I will send you money monday but I want you to delete your account on the site
me :Ok and now I am waiting
This guy seem Legit if so I am in heaven
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 11, 2018, 09:24:27 PM
The pick up Line I got today was "
" Hi I think you are pretty would you like to be my sugar baby I will give you a weekly allowance and help pay for surgeries "
Me "Yes I would Love that"
Him" ok I will send you money monday but I want you to delete your account on the site
me :Ok and now I am waiting
This guy seem Legit if so I am in heaven
I think I wasn't pretty enough to attract a sugar daddy. But then, there is a problem when you no longer desire to have one. He will think he owns you, like a pimp to a prostitute. Then, it can get ugly.
Be warned.
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Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 11, 2018, 09:35:52 PM
I think I wasn't pretty enough to attract a sugar daddy. But then, there is a problem when you no longer desire to have one. He will think he owns you, like a pimp to a prostitute. Then, it can get ugly.
Be warned.
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So, was this posted as a pick-up line or advising that you'll be leaving us?
Quote from: Cassi on March 11, 2018, 09:41:29 PM
So, was this posted as a pick-up line or advising that you'll be leaving us?
No I dont have to delete this account it was my dating app account I am staying you will just have to put up with me :)
Quote from: Cassi on March 11, 2018, 09:41:29 PM
So, was this posted as a pick-up line or advising that you'll be leaving us?
You quoted the wrong person, but I hope @natalie.ashlyn sees my post before she decides to leave.
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Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 11, 2018, 09:35:52 PM
I think I wasn't pretty enough to attract a sugar daddy. But then, there is a problem when you no longer desire to have one. He will think he owns you, like a pimp to a prostitute. Then, it can get ugly.
Be warned.
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I understand the possibilities but right now I see more benefits I just want to be happy with my self for once and look at myself in the mirror and see myself and be happy looking in the mirror
Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 11, 2018, 09:51:44 PM
You quoted the wrong person, but I hope @Natalie.ashlyn sees my post before she decides to leave.
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I did and I am not leaving this site it was my dating site I do really thank you though I feel Loved :)
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 11, 2018, 09:55:58 PM
I did and I am not leaving this site it was my dating site I do really thank you though I feel Loved :)
Thank you for the clarification, but I do fear for the worst when someone takes that road. The few I knew that did, I never saw them again.
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Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 11, 2018, 09:51:44 PM
You quoted the wrong person, but I hope @natalie.ashlyn sees my post before she decides to leave.
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I'm sorry Lady Sarah, blame on a blond moment. Thanks
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 11, 2018, 09:55:58 PM
I did and I am not leaving this site it was my dating site I do really thank you though I feel Loved :)
Phew, thought that the guy had somehow come onto this site and told you he do all that if you left this site.
Glad it was a misunderstanding, but please be careful.
Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 11, 2018, 09:58:52 PM
Thank you for the clarification, but I do fear for the worst when someone takes that road. The few I knew that did, I never saw them again.
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I totally understand and I do get it, I just want this morn than I am scared right now
Quote from: Cassi on March 11, 2018, 10:04:33 PM
Phew, thought that the guy had somehow come onto this site and told you he do all that if you left this site.
Glad it was a misunderstanding, but please be careful.
No I would never allow that. And I will be careful
Good! Of course we all want you to be happy but safe too.
Quote from: Cassi on March 11, 2018, 10:09:19 PM
Good! Of course we all want you to be happy but safe too.
That is why I would never leave this site. I love all you here 😘
:icon_yikes: :icon_yikes: :icon_yikes: :icon_yikes: :icon_yikes: :icon_yikes: :icon_yikes: :icon_yikes:
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 11, 2018, 10:10:58 PM
That is why I would never leave this site. I love all you here [emoji8]
Before you accept anything from him, please leave details with a family member or someone you can trust to contact the police in case something happens.
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Quote from: Lady Sarah on March 11, 2018, 10:16:34 PM
Before you accept anything from him, please leave details with a family member or someone you can trust to contact the police in case something happens.
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I will defenantly do that as well I have my GPS on my phone that is traceable at all times with the password when you text my phone if I don't cancel it than the instructions are to call the police after 15 minutes
Having a sugar daddy seems like it would be like a job. Just what I think but I could be wrong
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Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 11, 2018, 09:24:27 PM
The pick up Line I got today was "
" Hi I think you are pretty would you like to be my sugar baby I will give you a weekly allowance and help pay for surgeries "
Me "Yes I would Love that"
Him" ok I will send you money monday but I want you to delete your account on the site
me :Ok and now I am waiting
This guy seem Legit if so I am in heaven
@ natalie.ashlyne: You can't be serious about this... at least I hope that is the case.
Please walk away from this, no, run away !!!!!!. What kind of guy offers that and says that anyway? In my opinion this is worse than the bus ticket guy you previously talked about.
Do the right thing, do the safe thing...... PLEASE
Danielle
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 11, 2018, 10:27:44 PM
I will defenantly do that as well I have my GPS on my phone that is traceable at all times with the password when you text my phone if I don't cancel it than the instructions are to call the police after 15 minutes
If he turns out to be a pimp, you won't have a phone anymore. He just may beat you up on occasion, just because he had a bad day. If his temper gets bad enough, you might be found in a dumpster, or floating down a river.
If you care so little about yourself, give his information to someone that does care about you. Don't just take his word for it either. Make sure his information is legitimate, if you want to live.
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Be Safe.
Quote from: Alaskan Danielle on March 11, 2018, 10:47:59 PM
@ natalie.ashlyne: You can't be serious about this... at least I hope that is the case.
Please walk away from this, no, run away !!!!!!.
What kind of guy offers that and says that anyway? In my opinion this is worse than the bus ticket guy you previously talked about.
Do the right thing, do the safe thing...... PLEASE
Danielle
Thank you every one for concerns I did not go through with it. I dont know what is wrong with me I am just lonely and want to feel loved some how. I realize that I am naive when it comes to dating males. I have never done it before and for some reason, What they say can make me melt I don't know why? I just want someone to love me and be in my life forever and ever. Once again thank you all for bringing me to reality and for concerns. Love all of you
Personally, I'm glad you're okay. I can only imagine that the HRT's mental effects on our emotions can multiply feelings that we really didn't possess before.
And be lonely can really really suck. I have had times when I've been amidst hundreds of people and couldn't hear the birds sing.
And sadly, there are people who will take advantage of this to their personal gain and goals.
Just be safe!!!!!!
Quote from: Cassi on March 12, 2018, 08:23:19 PM
Personally, I'm glad you're okay. I can only imagine that the HRT's mental effects on our emotions can multiply feelings that we really didn't possess before.
And be lonely can really really suck. I have had times when I've been amidst hundreds of people and couldn't hear the birds sing.
And sadly, there are people who will take advantage of this to their personal gain and goals.
Just be safe!!!!!!
Thank you I will :) I just want someone to cuddle with and kiss and hold me all the time I think my coworkers are right I have the mentality of a 16 year old girl I am very naive gullible.
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 12, 2018, 08:32:02 PM
Thank you I will :) I just want someone to cuddle with and kiss and hold me all the time I think my coworkers are right I have the mentality of a 16 year old girl I am very naive gullible.
Even 16 year old girls mature eventually :)
One of the things I am having the most difficulty with is letting myself be vulnerable and sometimes, I think, that includes believing everything someone says.
Just don't act out of impulse unless it's fight or flight and be safe!
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 12, 2018, 08:19:44 PM
Thank you every one for concerns I did not go through with it. I dont know what is wrong with me I am just lonely and want to feel loved some how. I realize that I am naive when it comes to dating males. I have never done it before and for some reason, What they say can make me melt I don't know why? I just want someone to love me and be in my life forever and ever. Once again thank you all for bringing me to reality and for concerns. Love all of you
Natalie.Ashlyne: I am so very glad ... Thankfully you did not go through with it.... if you did, all kinds of bad things could have happened to you. If this kind of thing or a similar thing pops up please let all of us know or at the very least please send me a PM so we can talk about it. I was very worried about you.
Love ya Girl,
Danielle
Quote from: Alaskan Danielle on March 12, 2018, 08:56:52 PM
Natalie.Ashlyne: I am so very glad ... Thankfully you did not go through with it.... if you did, all kinds of bad things could have happened to you. If this kind of thing or a similar thing pops up please let all of us know or at the very least please send me a PM so we can talk about it. I was very worried about you.
Love ya Girl,
Danielle
Thank you Danielle It does mean a lot to me. :) Love you too
I don't know what it is with males that makes me melt and want to do anything for them.
Quote from: natalie.ashlyne on March 12, 2018, 09:06:13 PM
Thank you Danielle It does mean a lot to me. :) Love you too
I don't know what it is with males that makes me melt and want to do anything for them.
I think it's great that you're being yourself but men like a bit of mystery. There's so many guys out there no need to rush with just one right off the bat
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