Poll
Question:
How do you refer to your nether region, down below?
Option 1: my vagina (techie)
Option 2: my hoo-hah (common)
Option 3: my ya-ya ( southern)
Option 4: my love monkey (cutsie)
Option 5: my iron maiden (goth)
Option 6: my princess (autogynefilic)
Option 7: my precious (tolkien)
Option 8: my cooter (trailer trashy)
Option 9: my curse (typical natal)
Option 10: it (dysmorphic)
Option 11: my own personal hell (man in a box)
Women have interesting relationships with their special parts. Here are but few options I've seen regarding that relationship. It's in a light vein, so don't pull an attitude if you are not represented.
I'll go with "my vagina".
^ Same here
I don't have one yet, but I think I'll take a clue from the vagina monologue, but instead establish a dialogue with it, put a curly wig on it, and call it Sister soul. We'll have some crazy night together, I bet ya.
mines not up there. it's the most common word after 'vagina' ;) great thread, thundra. :)
Ya... vagina fits but I'm kinda kooky sometimes and I'll refer to it as my hoo ha :)
But i also like vajajay.
Steph
vajajay. lol
looking fine, Steph. :icon_rockon:
i don't have one yet either, but when i do, i'll call it my diamond.
My vagina. Though sometimes it gets referred to as my box, or pussy, or etc. Now on those voting options I refer to my G/f as my precious heehee.
Rashelle
Quote from: Rashelle on June 24, 2007, 04:35:01 PM
My vagina. Though sometimes it gets referred to as my box, or vagina, or etc. Now on those voting options I refer to my G/f as my precious heehee.
Rashelle
Yeah, I occasionally use 'box' too.
Lol it at times gets referred to as that hole between my legs also, most noticeably when I have to clean it up after dilating and stuff. (Whatever it gets referred to at any time or place it is a good feeling to be referring to it.)
Rashelle
I dont have a Vagina! Damn it! They should have given me one already. I dont know what that other thing is for???
I long for the day when I have one to call anything. But I've already decided that I will have a totally unique name. My family's fun name was the Mussen Touchit. (Can't believe I told everybody that.)
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi66.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh276%2FDianneOnly%2Fkissgirl.gif&hash=35f4222bbcd6ce1f143d13ffe9d9553961a2ddd2)Kristi
Hmmmm... Mines always been called an "Aunty Mary".
In the UK it is commonaly called a "Fanny", which I know in America means something else. We also call it a Pussy, which again I know is frowned upon in the US.
Buffy
Quote from: Tink on June 25, 2007, 11:17:17 PM
Okaaaay ::) I call it my vagina. :)
tink :icon_chick:
P.S. should I change it to "my princess" (LOL, sorry couldn't help it)
I remember that story in a 1979 issue of National Lampoon!
There was even an earlier one for the FtM set!
As the stories are a bit on the hilariously raunchy side, try the search term ["My Vagina" National lampoon].
Yes, I wished that would happen to me when I read it in '79...
Karen
Quote from: Buffy on June 26, 2007, 05:16:02 AM
In the UK it is commonaly called a "Fanny", which I know in America means something else.
Yeah, here it means your butt.
Guess I have to go with "vagina" as its inoffensive, OK to use in polite company, even when talking to your GP !
And I do usually think of "my bits" as "my vagina", but strictly speaking shouldn't it be "my vulva" to incorporate all those other really really nice bits too, especially my clitoris ::) ?
Being from UK I've never come across half those terms mentioned :-\ !
Don't like "Fanny" as somehow it has such schoolboyish connotations for me, the "C-word" is plain offensive though it might be very good Anglo-Saxon, and "box" sounds crude and ugly (though I smiled when the Who sang "Mama's got a squeezbox, Papa never sleeps at night" !!!).
I do like "Pu ... ssy", or "Puss", or "Kitty", what a cute description :) , and think its a shame that its become the standard word used / hijacked by the porn industry :( !
P.S. Why on earth does the forum's text editor automatically convert "PU...SY" to "VAGINA", Pleeease ??? ? (I've just noticed !), and why has no one else expressed affection for this I guess universal term ?
Laura x
Quote from: Laura Eva B on June 26, 2007, 03:23:04 PM
I do like "Pu ... ssy".
To be honest, that's probably what I'll end up calling mine. :) The choice wasn't an option though.
I don't know. I guess I will call it "my treasure". I know a post-op American girl that calls it the C word.
Quote from: Laura Eva B on June 26, 2007, 03:23:04 PM
Guess I have to go with "vagina" as its inoffensive, OK to use in polite company, even when talking to your GP !
And I do usually think of "my bits" as "my vagina", but strictly speaking shouldn't it be "my vulva" to incorporate all those other really really nice bits too, especially my clitoris ::) ?
Being from UK I've never come across half those terms mentioned :-\ !
Don't like "Fanny" as somehow it has such schoolboyish connotations for me, the "C-word" is plain offensive though it might be very good Anglo-Saxon, and "box" sounds crude and ugly (though I smiled when the Who sang "Mama's got a squeezbox, Papa never sleeps at night" !!!).
I do like "Pu ... ssy", or "Puss", or "Kitty", what a cute description :) , and think its a shame that its become the standard word used / hijacked by the porn industry :( !
P.S. Why on earth does the forum's text editor automatically convert "PU...SY" to "VAGINA", Pleeease ??? ? (I've just noticed !), and why has no one else expressed affection for this I guess universal term ?
Laura x
ha ha - that's exactly my word. I hate 'vagina'. Didn't mention it because I guess it's considered 'vulgar' here. I have never heard most of those other terms either.
I'd call it "my vagina" and the "my pu...ssy" in a cute way... My French bf from France just simply call it "le sexe de femme", but I'm not sure how the local quebecers call it...
QuoteI know a post-op American girl that calls it the C word.
Yeah, I call mine a
>-bleeped-< too.
I have also been called that same thing as an insult, which makes me laugh.
Before you censor types go all nutso, there is also a book titled "
>-bleeped-<."
There were too many names or euphemisms to list for the poll, which was done in jest.
Just for the record, I don't think that pussy is a bad word either, but that is guaranteed to get flagged.
vagina, fanny, bits.
MVER XXX
I remember when the nurse removed the stent from me, she said this would be your play ground... ;-)
I once worked for a senior NCO who pronounced it -- and referred to the bearer thereof -- as 'SOONT'.
Karen
QuoteGuess I have to go with "vagina" as its inoffensive, OK to use in polite company, even when talking to your GP !
Yes, well. I try my best to avoid those situations -- polite company as it were. Most of the women that I know refer to it as their hoo-hah in polite company.
Posted on: June 30, 2007, 09:14:13 PM
Quoteonce worked for a senior NCO who pronounced it -- and referred to the bearer thereof -- as 'SOONT'.
As in soont to be mine? Can you elaborate for us dear?
Quote from: Thundra on June 29, 2007, 01:30:10 PM
QuoteI know a post-op American girl that calls it the C word.
Yeah, I call mine a >-bleeped-< too.
I have also been called that same thing as an insult, which makes me laugh.
Before you censor types go all nutso, there is also a book titled ">-bleeped-<."
There were too many names or euphemisms to list for the poll, which was done in jest.
Just for the record, I don't think that vagina is a bad word either, but that is guaranteed to get flagged.
Quite a lesson, your post that is. Thank you kindly. :)
I refer to down there as "peace of mind" (that choice wasn't available), I voted in the majority...
I am a bit partial to Map of Tasmania. Tasmania is a very beautiful place!
Also known as Map-O-Tazzie
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I picked "my precious" cause it's very, very close to what I actually often call mine: my treasure. Often with Gollum's amount of enthusiasm as well!
But most often I call it my pussy. Mostly cause that word conveniently includes both the vulva and the actual vagina. And since I'm a Swede, in my native language I almost always call it my "fitta" which is considered a bit more vulgar than pussy. So it surely stops people in their tracks when they hear me use that Swedish word so casually.
I remember my mom laughed at it when I told her once I was gonna ask my endo "What's wrong with my (fitta)?!" and she asked me to kindly not use that word at the doc's office.... I was confused as to why I still had quite bad vaginal atrophy after several months of not taking T anymore, and it frustrated me a bit. Turns out my estrogen levels were still at rock bottom, which explained it. Still have that issue, but that's another topic. Alright alright, I do call it my vagina at the docs offices, but rarely ever in any other circumstances. Such clinical language just has no unf to it!