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Title: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 16, 2018, 02:15:16 pm
I've started a glossary of the various kinds of transgender people that you'll run into. It's all in good fun, if you can't laugh at yourself.....laugh at these people.  :laugh:  Feel free to add.  :)

The Measurer. They measure every conceivable body part. Permabanned for posting too many "I can't pass because my earlobe ratio is too long" topics.

The Stealther. Has completely erased their past and blended seamlessly into society. Whereabouts unknown.

The Practioner. Thinking your endo is a hack, this transgender person will tell you exactly how much of what drug to take. Currently reading blogs for prescribing information.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Jessica on March 16, 2018, 02:22:24 pm
The Hugger.  Needs to affirm their femininity by hugging everyone.
Currently hugging a tree.

The Gabber.  Can’t get enough of talking about transitioning. 
At the moment in a endless loop with themselves.

The Introspective.  Always going deep in their thoughts.
Their audience is now sleeping.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 16, 2018, 02:29:48 pm
The Hugger.  Needs to affirm their femininity by hugging everyone.
Currently hugging a tree.

The Gabber.  Can’t get enough of talking about transitioning. 
At the moment in a endless loop with themselves.

The Introspective.  Always going deep in their thoughts.
Their audience is now sleeping.


 :D I'm at 26,000 hugs and counting!

Hugs, Devlyn
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Daisy Jane on March 16, 2018, 03:21:30 pm
The Hugger.  Needs to affirm their femininity by hugging everyone.
Currently hugging a tree.

That's me!
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: kitchentablepotpourri on March 16, 2018, 04:43:38 pm
Trailblazer: Standards of Care do not apply
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 16, 2018, 05:21:02 pm
The Shoe Queen. Self explanatory. Currently shopping for her 317th pair.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: HappyMoni on March 16, 2018, 05:32:03 pm
The Devlynator. Always trying to figure out the different types of trans people. >:-) :P
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 16, 2018, 05:37:24 pm
The Chopper. Planning a skull reduction, neck shortening, shoulder narrowing, rib removal, pelvis transplant, and surgery to remove eight inches between the knee and ankle. Thinks they'd look pretty good without elbows. Currently studying anatomy.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Allison S on March 16, 2018, 05:47:54 pm
making fun of people who get or want surgeries? Very sympathetic for a transgender forum... I guess people who are born with deformities and/or have accidents should be laughed at too?

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 16, 2018, 05:50:20 pm
making fun of people who get or want surgeries? Very sympathetic for a transgender forum... I guess people who are born with deformities and/or have accidents should be laughed at too?

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We're in the humor section.

Lighten up, Francis.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on March 16, 2018, 06:35:40 pm
This is funny as can be. I'm at least half of those mentioned

*The Vocalist - 2 hours of practice every day "ayyyy", "eeeee",  "aye", "oooow",  "yoouuu". Check that frequency range!

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: kitchentablepotpourri on March 16, 2018, 06:39:15 pm
The FedEx: Accepts they are they are trans on Sunday morning, and shows up at work Monday morning fully transitioned (court ordered name change, shoulder length hair, flawless female voice, completed electrolysis, perfect mannerisms, FFS, SRS, BA, Hip and Butt implants, etc.).

- Because it absolutely positively had to happen overnight!
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on March 16, 2018, 06:42:22 pm
The FedEx: Accepts they are they are trans on Sunday morning, and shows up at work Monday morning fully transitioned (court ordered name change, shoulder length hair, flawless female voice, completed electrolysis, perfect mannerisms, FFS, SRS, BA, Hip and Butt implants, etc.).

- Because it absolutely positively had to happen overnight!
Genius

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 16, 2018, 07:23:06 pm
The Conditional Transitioner. Accepts they're transgender but won't do anything about it without a written guarantee that they'll be a runway model after transition.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Jessica on March 16, 2018, 07:29:48 pm
The sagger.  A 70 yo transgender woman who transitioned at 20.
Can tuck the girls in their knee socks!
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 16, 2018, 07:52:07 pm
The Avon Lady. Her makeup goes on the plane as checked baggage. Currently buying moisturizer.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people transition
Post by: kitchentablepotpourri on March 16, 2018, 08:24:45 pm
The documentary filmmaker: Their DSLR is with them at all times so they can film the next 3 years of their transition, then edit it into 2 minutes of triumph and post it on YouTube😊
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 16, 2018, 08:48:54 pm
Uncle Fester. Has attended every Pride Fest...ever. Talks about next year's Pride parade on the way home from this year's. Spends most of his spare time removing glitter.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Artesia on March 16, 2018, 11:47:29 pm
Uncle Fester. Has attended every Pride Fest...ever. Talks about next year's Pride parade on the way home from this year's. Spends most of his spare time removing glitter.

I hear Uncle Fester and I think of the Adams Family, and my old drivers license.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Michelle_P on March 17, 2018, 12:40:48 am
The Selfie Queen.

Can strike a pose and snap a selfie in under 3 seconds, without breaking stride or stopping conversation.  Updates Facebook with the latest highlights hourly or better.



(This is all in fun!  I’m in awe of your selfie superpowers, R.)
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 17, 2018, 01:07:33 am
The Flash

The person that is doing everything at once at record breaking pace. Lol
Opps, that sounds like me
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Stevie on March 17, 2018, 10:09:18 am
We're in the humor section.

Lighten up, Francis.

 Just calling it a joke does not make it less hurtful.  Jokes that denigrate other marginalized people or groups  are used as a way to make expressing your prejudices more socially acceptable.  Humor of this type is divisive and has been used to promote and perpetuate racism , misogyny, and homophobia. 
   
Steph
 
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 17, 2018, 10:11:57 am
Just calling it a joke does not make it less hurtful.  Jokes that denigrate other marginalized people or groups  are used as a way to make expressing your prejudices more socially acceptable.  Humor of this type is divisive and has been used to promote and perpetuate racism , misogyny, and homophobia. 
   
Steph

I know, I saw the "Unsuccessful transwoman" thread.

Thanks for posting.

Hugs, Devlyn
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Paul Muad-Dib on March 17, 2018, 10:15:06 am
Just calling it a joke does not make it less hurtful.  Jokes that denigrate other marginalized people or groups  are used as a way to make expressing your prejudices more socially acceptable.  Humor of this type is divisive and has been used to promote and perpetuate racism , misogyny, and homophobia. 
   
Steph

(https://i.imgur.com/2tWA6dQ.png)
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 17, 2018, 10:16:43 am
Back on topic... ::)

The Denier. Won't accept any advice from anyone, but continually asks for advice. Currently asking for advice, but not taking it.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on March 17, 2018, 10:54:43 am
"El Seriouso" - Treats transition as nothing but serious business, no joy or fun here; no laughing at the back!

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: DawnOday on March 17, 2018, 10:55:08 am
The Conditional Transitioner. Accepts they're transgender but won't do anything about it without a written guarantee that they'll be a runway model after transition.
The Avon Lady. Her makeup goes on the plane as checked baggage. Currently buying moisturizer.
Uncle Fester. Has attended every Pride Fest...ever. Talks about next year's Pride parade on the way home from this year's. Spends most of his spare time removing glitter.


Devlyn... Do you want to say something to me personally?  :-;
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 17, 2018, 11:10:15 am
The Trouser. Denounces dresses, skirts, heels, and jewelry as simply overcompensating. Currently in sweat pants and a tee shirt with spaghetti stains.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 17, 2018, 11:24:37 am
The FedEx: Accepts they are they are trans on Sunday morning, and shows up at work Monday morning fully transitioned (court ordered name change, shoulder length hair, flawless female voice, completed electrolysis, perfect mannerisms, FFS, SRS, BA, Hip and Butt implants, etc.).

- Because it absolutely positively had to happen overnight!

Love this one 💕💗
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on March 17, 2018, 11:48:56 am
The Trouser. Denounces dresses, skirts, heels, and jewelry as simply overcompensating. Currently in sweat pants and a tee shirt with spaghetti stains.
I told you about my dinner in confidence!

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 17, 2018, 11:52:55 am
Lol. And I always though the space in the bra between the girls was where the spare food was kept.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on March 17, 2018, 12:01:52 pm
That's for baked goods; donuts,  pastries, sausage rolls etc... 

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 17, 2018, 01:00:13 pm
You two have inspired me!

The Prepper. Never leaves home without a tent, first aid kit, water purification tablets, and a bra full of food. Currently camping at Cleavage Cave.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Jessica on March 17, 2018, 01:24:52 pm
The Stuffer.  She is at the beginning of transition and always hungry, uses her bra to hold meals, creating DD’s.
Currently at the store for supplies.

BTW Devlyn, I love your new avatar
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 17, 2018, 04:57:02 pm
The Non-conformist. Doesn't like chocolate. Not to be trusted.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 17, 2018, 10:25:22 pm
The reflectionist
Can’t get past a mirror, car window or shiny thing without checking out the reflection which is usually perfect, except when viewed in a toaster or kettle.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 17, 2018, 10:45:53 pm
The visionary
Sees all the wonderful looking ladies here and want to look just like them all.
Usually simultaneously
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Cassi on March 17, 2018, 10:55:40 pm
The Neophyte - one who has recently come to terms with one's self and begun HRT and hangs all on the threads of those who have gone on before (HRT not death).
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Jessica on March 17, 2018, 11:13:30 pm
The scared bunny.  New to everything.
Currently being welcomed at Susan’s Place
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Allison S on March 17, 2018, 11:13:49 pm


Just calling it a joke does not make it less hurtful.  Jokes that denigrate other marginalized people or groups  are used as a way to make expressing your prejudices more socially acceptable.  Humor of this type is divisive and has been used to promote and perpetuate racism , misogyny, and homophobia. 
   
Steph

Sad part is being a non passable transwoman IS the punch line. But it's okay to try to bring others down who work hard to achieve what they feel is their true body image (yes, I'm still stuck on the surgeries, no I never had any myself).

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: kitchentablepotpourri on March 18, 2018, 01:54:26 am
The hoop master: She is unstoppable, and no amount of red tape will keep her from getting what she needs to transition. Currently exercising with a hula hoop while waiting on hold for the past three hours at her insurance company, Aintnah (cause there ain’t no way we’re paying that!).
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 06:58:41 am

Sad part is being a non passable transwoman IS the punch line. But it's okay to try to bring others down who work hard to achieve what they feel is their true body image (yes, I'm still stuck on the surgeries, no I never had any myself).

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Why don't you make your own thread about it, then?  :)

Back on topic...

The Derailer. Refuses to let others have nice things. Currently ruining the fun for everybody.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on March 18, 2018, 07:06:12 am
The Jelly - new to heels, wobbling along as best they can. Currently weighing up the health risks of wedge,  block and stiletto.

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 07:57:59 am

Sad part is being a non passable transwoman IS the punch line. But it's okay to try to bring others down who work hard to achieve what they feel is their true body image (yes, I'm still stuck on the surgeries, no I never had any myself).

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None of this is aimed at anyone. None of this is to put or bring anyone down. This is a stress refief have fun with word play feel funny moment. Damn I’m some of the things listed myself and I understand the nature of this thread. ITs NOT PERSONAL. Those that like it can stay and enjoy. Those that don’t please use the censorship control on your keypad and don’t hit enter.
The point of this site is to get along. We have enough in the outside world and a humor section is just for that humor.
Thank you
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: PurplePelican on March 18, 2018, 08:03:23 am
The Rebel: Thumbs her nose at the standard narrative. Thumbs her nose at a conventional transition. Comes out the other end happy and healthy. Hangs around to cause trouble.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 08:07:46 am
None of this is aimed at anyone. None of this is to put or bring anyone down. This is a stress refief have fun with word play feel funny moment. Damn I’m some of the things listed myself and I understand the nature of this thread. ITs NOT PERSONAL. Those that like it can stay and enjoy. Those that don’t please use the censorship control on your keypad and don’t hit enter.
The point of this site is to get along. We have enough in the outside world and a humor section is just for that humor.
Thank you

Indeed. Sometimes we look at the descriptions and see ourselves. I won't mention any names, I'll just look and whistle....  :eusa_whistle:

The Rebel: Thumbs her nose at the standard narrative. Thumbs her nose at a conventional transition. Comes out the other end happy and healthy. Hangs around to cause trouble.

...yup, I know a girl like that!  :laugh:

Hugs, Devlyn
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 08:27:26 am
The Fuzzy Wuzzy. Battling extreme body and facial hair issues. Does it all with grace and determination. Currently wearing saran wrap on their face. We're all pulling for this person.  :)

Conversely:

The Fuzzy Wuzzy. Experiencing phenomenal results from taking T. Sporting a bushy beard, the Fuzzy Wuzzy has a gallery of photos including their newest knuckle hair. Currently channeling their inner Abe Lincoln.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 08:35:32 am
The Fuzzy Wuzzy. Battling extreme body and facial hair issues. Does it all with grace and determination. Currently wearing saran wrap on their face. We're all pulling for this person.  :)

Conversely:

The Fuzzy Wuzzy. Experiencing phenomenal results from taking T. Sporting a bushy beard, the Fuzzy Wuzzy has a gallery of photos including their newest knuckle hair. Currently channeling their inner Abe Lincoln.

Lol. Guilty. I hate hair. Lol
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on March 18, 2018, 08:44:11 am
None of this is aimed at anyone. None of this is to put or bring anyone down. This is a stress refief have fun with word play feel funny moment. Damn I’m some of the things listed myself and I understand the nature of this thread. ITs NOT PERSONAL. Those that like it can stay and enjoy. Those that don’t please use the censorship control on your keypad and don’t hit enter.
The point of this site is to get along. We have enough in the outside world and a humor section is just for that humor.
Thank you
Agreed. Many of these reflect me now or at points along my transition.
There have been many moments for me in the last few years where my only choices were to laugh or cry. Wherever possible, I chose to laugh. Life us frankly far too bizzare to do anything else. X


Thrift master - can build a whole amazing wardrobe for a few bucks. Currently browsing the racks.

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on March 18, 2018, 08:56:40 am
The Reluctant Doctor  - Self educates themselves in the medicine of transition to compensate for atrocious professional care. Currently in a lab growing organs <throws knife switch> "It's Alive!".

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 09:09:09 am
The Trigger Finger. The Trigger Finger missed this morning's HRT dose and is convinced they'll revert to their birth gender and need to detransition. Currently refreshing their "What should I do?" thread.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Deborah on March 18, 2018, 09:40:16 am
The Trigger Finger. The Trigger Finger missed this morning's HRT dose and is convinced they'll revert to their birth gender and need to detransition. Currently refreshing their "What should I do?" thread.
It’s true!  I missed my dose last night and woke up this morning looking like ZZ Top.


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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 09:43:22 am
The whether vain
Checks hair, make up, cloths, and make up and hair and cloths and hair and cloths and makeup.
Whether it needs it or not all day long
Lol guilty
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 09:47:12 am
Donna, that's some right fine word play there!  ;D 8) :-*

Hugs, Devlyn
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 09:49:31 am
Lol. My wife’s comment to me last night as we start signing Carly Simon song
😂😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 09:53:34 am
The Flosser. Loves thongs. Credited with inventing the newest dance sensation that's sweeping the nation, the Wedgie Wiggle.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 09:58:14 am
The artist.
Changes nail polish colours and combinations at the drop of the hat. Combos, pictures, glitter and sparkly and sometimes all at once.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on March 18, 2018, 10:02:16 am


The artist.
Changes nail polish colours and combinations at the drop of the hat. Combos, pictures, glitter and sparkly and sometimes all at once.

Guilty as charged!

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 10:08:46 am
The elevator
Flats were too low, two inch heals great. No wait 3.5 inch are fine. Hey have you seen my 5 inch heels. Look at those great 8 inch spikes. Do you have any 10 inch Gaga platforms. Ouch I hit my head on the door frame.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: kitchentablepotpourri on March 18, 2018, 10:13:49 am
The Kat Von D: Started getting tattoos to celebrate special moments in her transition, and now has two full sleeves, and is considering a full body tattoo of her surgical team performing her SRS in the operating theater. Currently picking out an outfit that matches her color scheme.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 10:15:22 am
The Kat Von D: Started getting tattoos to celebrate special moments in her transition, and now has two full sleeves, and is considering a full body tattoo of her surgical team performing her SRS in the operating theater. Currently picking out an outfit that matches her color scheme.

 :laugh:  I just shot unicorns out of my nose!

Hugs, Devlyn
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on March 18, 2018, 10:16:21 am
The elevator
Flats were too low, two inch heals great. No wait 3.5 inch are fine. Hey have you seen my 5 inch heels. Look at those great 8 inch spikes. Do you have any 10 inch Gaga platforms. Ouch I hit my head on the door frame.
I prefer going down

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 10:18:29 am
I hope that unicorn came out butt first. Those horns can be killers
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 10:22:01 am
The Unicorn. A magical genderblender currently playing in her own garden of frivolity....
I prefer going down


...oh, hey, look at the time, I have to run!  >:-)
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 10:25:58 am
No pun intended but I’m not touching that one. 😂
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: sarah1972 on March 18, 2018, 10:33:09 am
The elevator
Flats were too low, two inch heals great. No wait 3.5 inch are fine. Hey have you seen my 5 inch heels. Look at those great 8 inch spikes. Do you have any 10 inch Gaga platforms. Ouch I hit my head on the door frame.
That’s me. Posted pretty much this response in another thread (except I max out at 7)
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: sarah1972 on March 18, 2018, 10:39:24 am
The salter. Had a double dose of Spiro  and triple salts everything. Currently roaming Utah’s salt lakes...
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 10:43:45 am
Pass the nachos and salt shaker please.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 10:46:31 am
The keeper
Zealously guards the E, panics when they forget to renew the prescription two weeks before it expires
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Jessica on March 18, 2018, 10:51:56 am
The skinner.  Afraid of electrolysis and shaves so close you can see the through the skin.
Currently buying more styptic pencils
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: The Flying Lemur on March 18, 2018, 11:37:57 am
 Some types for dudes:

The Hair Apparent
Trans guy who is super hairy everywhere but where his beard's supposed to be.  Is very annoyed.

Urine Trouble
Guy who owns every STP on the market and has leaks with all of them.  Would still rather die than sit.  Is also very annoyed, and rather damp.

Last Man Standing
Guy who packs in a way that makes it look like he has a 24/7 erection.

The Swiss Army Jock
Guy who owns 4,623 prostheses, each for a slightly different purpose. 

T-Rex
Guy who thinks it's a good idea to double his T dose without talking to his doctor.  Turns into one big pimple.

Wall Stud
Guy who's convinced he only passes from a certain angle, in a certain position, in a certain light.  Finds his ideal display spot and refuses to move.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 11:45:56 am
Good work, Ben!  :laugh:

Hugs, Devlyn
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Jessica on March 18, 2018, 11:50:36 am
Some types for dudes:

The Hair Apparent
Trans guy who is super hairy everywhere but where his beard's supposed to be.  Is very annoyed.

Urine Trouble
Guy who owns every STP on the market and has leaks with all of them.  Would still rather die than sit.  Is also very annoyed, and rather damp.

Last Man Standing
Guy who packs in a way that makes it look like he has a 24/7 erection.

The Swiss Army Jock
Guy who owns 4,623 prostheses, each for a slightly different purpose. 

T-Rex
Guy who thinks it's a good idea to double his T dose without talking to his doctor.  Turns into one big pimple.

Wall Stud
Guy who's convinced he only passes from a certain angle, in a certain position, in a certain light.  Finds his ideal display spot and refuses to move.

Excellent, I was hoping some guys would join in!
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 11:52:33 am
The Mower. A head to toe shaving fanatic. Out buying exfoliator.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 11:56:04 am
The gimmick
The person that has Done and bought everything the net says will develop breast no matter how bizarre. Now where did I put that wild yak saliva cream.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Cassi on March 18, 2018, 12:11:36 pm
The gimmick
The person that has Done and bought everything the net says will develop breast no matter how bizarre. Now where did I put that wild yak saliva cream.

The wild yak saliva is next to the wild frog urine.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: kitchentablepotpourri on March 18, 2018, 12:20:48 pm
The optimist: Measuring her bust, waist, and hips three times a day since picking up her first estradiol prescription last week. Just posted her 19th picture in the fabulous thread asking if the same dress she was wearing in the last eighteen pictures makes her butt look too big, and hoping for at least one yes reply.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Cassi on March 18, 2018, 12:22:02 pm
The optimist: Measuring her bust, waist, and hips three times a day since picking up her first estradiol prescription last week. Just posted her 19th picture in the fabulous thread asking if the same dress she was wearing in the last eighteen pictures makes her butt look too big, and hoping for at least one yes reply.

Do you have a camera hidden in my home????????
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 01:04:58 pm
The Hijacker. It doesn't matter if you wanted to talk about cars, amateur radio, or meatball recipes, The Hijacker sees your thread as a good opportunity to talk about gatekeeping or lack of HRT results, or a host of THEIR issues. All the world is a stage for The Hijacker. Currently posting about GRS revisions in the Knitting subforum.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Lady Sarah on March 18, 2018, 01:15:01 pm
The troll: constantly has to ridicule others over their looks, height, curves, etc. Then, complains about their own problems in a group setting, so that nobody else can get a word in edgewise. Also insists others should only date other trans people, namely the troll.

I think most of us know at least one. sadly, I had one for a room mate for far too long.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on March 18, 2018, 01:26:00 pm
The Gambler. Has started HRT but not told significant other. Currently skating on thin ice.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on March 18, 2018, 01:27:27 pm
I’m supposed to tell her ???????
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Cassi on March 18, 2018, 01:27:47 pm
The Gambler. Has started HRT but not told significant other. Currently skating on thin ice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Cassi on March 18, 2018, 01:28:35 pm
I’m supposed to tell her ???????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoke1wUwEXY
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on April 02, 2018, 05:55:52 pm
The Puritan. Denies any component of sexuality related to being transgender. Has never thought about sex and never will until a straight man impregnates her.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Cassi on April 02, 2018, 06:19:50 pm
The Puritan. Denies any component of sexuality related to being transgender. Has never thought about sex and never will until a straight man impregnates her.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

BTW, I joke about getting pregnant and my daughter says I seriously doubt that will happen.  But, you might lay an egg?  Still trying to figure that one out?
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on April 02, 2018, 08:41:34 pm
The wanderer
Wanders from store to store looking for the perfect outfit. Buys it and puts it on and then wanders from store to store looking for the perfect outfit. Buys it puts it on———————————
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on April 02, 2018, 09:13:41 pm
The Individualist. Doesn't like support groups, says they're not like those transgender people (you know, the kind who help each other). Currently complaining about transgender Borg mentality.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Jessica on April 02, 2018, 09:23:38 pm
The woman.  Knows who she is.
Currently living life.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on April 02, 2018, 09:48:46 pm
The Collector. Has every bra they have ever owned. Cataloged by size color cup style and material
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: SadieBlake on April 03, 2018, 02:07:05 am
The femme lesbian

Feminist, activist, spends time with women, queer people, talks about queer theory without irony. More interested in passing socially than visually. Regular pride attendee / participant


The radical faerie

Queer, andro-femme and super colorful, often sporting plumage, regular pride participant / attendee
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Janes Groove on April 03, 2018, 08:32:52 pm
The Comedian

She makes jokes to keep from screaming.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on April 03, 2018, 09:36:10 pm
Miss Bling
Necklaces earrings jewelry body piercings bracelets rings and multiples of each every time she goes out. Know to set off metal detectors  from 100ft away. Reflections in the sun know to cause traffic accidents and blindness
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 20, 2018, 06:12:17 pm
The Peon

Taking a large dose of Spiro and drinking a gallon of water a day to keep from fainting, the Peon didn't make it to the ladies room in time.

Currently drinking a bottle of water and heading back to the ladies room for the fourteenth time.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: MissyMay2.0 on June 20, 2018, 09:33:42 pm
Off the grid/back on the grid: she ghosted the trans community, and now she’s back to tell us we’re not doing it right. 

Currently reading the WPATH Standards of Care, and charging up her flux capacitor.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 21, 2018, 07:31:49 pm
The Trans-Am

Addicted to horsepower, this girl has grease under her sparkly nails. Her idea of a pass involves a quarter mile. 

Currently doing a buck and a half down the freeway.




See also:  Davina
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: DustKitten on June 21, 2018, 09:00:45 pm
The Pokémon

Extremely camera shy, only takes three pictures of themselves throughout their transition. All of them look like completely different people.

(fingers crossed someone gets it) (hoping I'm not too young for this)
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 21, 2018, 09:10:34 pm
The Pokémon

Extremely camera shy, only takes three pictures of themselves throughout their transition. All of them look like completely different people.

(fingers crossed someone gets it) (hoping I'm not too young for this)


DustKitten/DustCat/DusTiger
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on June 23, 2018, 11:26:39 am
Lol. Yup Devlyn gets it.
The Banana peel
Slipping and sliding from one adventure to the next and always keeping their balance
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on June 23, 2018, 11:56:02 am
The Parent

Well hardened and increasingly oblivious to their young children misgendering them at high volume, in public, all the time; bless the little darlings

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 23, 2018, 12:05:54 pm
The Second Guesser

Just scratched "a working uterus" off their  bucket list after reading this post:

The Parent

Well hardened and increasingly oblivious to their young children misgendering them at high volume, in public, all the time; bless the little darlings



Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Evienne on June 23, 2018, 12:51:39 pm
The Flip Book:
Once starting HRT this person takes a photo of themselves every single day in the same spot for a year. After collecting 365 photos the documentarian turns them into a "flip book" video to post to YouTube.

This should not be confused with The Documentary Filmmaker as this person consistently makes videos for YouTube or other social media websites to post everything about their transition. Although they too document, the soul difference is "the flip book" sticks specifically to the images and doesn't keep everyone up to date every week on what they are doing in life.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people transition
Post by: MissyMay2.0 on June 23, 2018, 03:17:37 pm
The documentary filmmaker: Their DSLR is with them at all times so they can film the next 3 years of their transition, then edit it into 2 minutes of triumph and post it on YouTube😊
Sorry, but the Documentarian has already been documented😀
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on June 23, 2018, 04:20:18 pm
The second guesser
Can you put it back the way it was if I don’t like it
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Janes Groove on June 23, 2018, 05:28:02 pm
The Passer

Will only be happy if they pass 110% as a fake cis woman.
Must NEVER  be confused with an NFL quarterback.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: MissyMay2.0 on June 23, 2018, 06:55:11 pm
The Naturopath: She prefers to tap into mother nature for her daily estrogen requirements.

Currently preparing her evening estrogen dose: 12 sweet potatoes lightly sautéed in 5 cups of olive oil, 2 gallons of soy milk, 4 lbs. of tofu, 8 loaves of flax seed bread; and a diet coke to wash it down.


Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 23, 2018, 07:05:47 pm
They call her Pickles.

When invited over, this woman eats all the potato chips and empties the olive bowl...twice.
When the last of the olives are brought out, she grabs the jar and guzzles down the juice.
Pickles is a cheap date, just bring her down by the seaside. With a glass.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Mendi on June 23, 2018, 07:47:19 pm
Relentless Transitioner: Learns one new foreign language to get legal recognition of gender in another country, travels to a second country to get HRT, third country to get statements from doctors and fourth country to get surgeries...only to find out that the country of origin of the Relentless Transitioner changed their rules and is now one of the most liberal countries in the world, when it comes to treating and helping transgender people...

(Hasn´t happened yet, but could)
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Donna on June 23, 2018, 07:55:00 pm
The Naturopath: She prefers to tap into mother nature for her daily estrogen requirements.

Currently preparing her evening estrogen dose: 12 sweet potatoes lightly sautéed in 5 cups of olive oil, 2 gallons of soy milk, 4 lbs. of tofu, 8 loaves of flax seed bread; and a diet coke to wash it down.

Lol too funny
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: MissyMay2.0 on June 23, 2018, 08:03:25 pm
Lol too funny
😊
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: MissyMay2.0 on June 23, 2018, 08:12:13 pm
The Landscaper: She desires to have a beautiful well kept lawn.

Currently trying to find a way to camouflage the air traffic control tower at the end of her landing strip.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 23, 2018, 08:16:35 pm
The Landscaper: She desires to have a beautiful well kept lawn.

Currently trying to find a way to camouflage the air traffic control tower at the end of her landing strip.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Evienne on June 23, 2018, 11:50:53 pm
Sorry, but the Documentarian has already been documented😀

:o I read all of them and still messed it up :(
Although my "documentarian definition is different. My videographer definition does match though. Therefore I will edit my post to change videographer to "documentary filmmaker" and give documentarian a more specific name :p
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 26, 2018, 12:23:56 pm
The Summiter

Describes their transition as equivalent to climbing Mount Everest. Frequently seen stepping on the fingers of those trying to climb the mountain after them.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on June 26, 2018, 03:36:45 pm
<quickly gets out of armchair and looks innocent >

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Evienne on June 26, 2018, 04:11:59 pm
The Flag Enthusiast - Every variation of the trans flag you can imagine is hanging in their bedroom. You start to feel like your gay pride flag isn't unique enough.

The Showboat - This person's day is spent taking selfies of their transition progress.  They will inevitably create a day-by-day timeline, post it on YouTube, and we're all going to skip to the end.

Haha. I find that flag one too real. But it is true.

Also beat you to it on the Showboat one :p
"The Flip Book:
Once starting HRT this person takes a photo of themselves every single day in the same spot for a year. After collecting 365 photos the documentarian turns them into a "flip book" video to post to YouTube."
But somebody beat me to that as well and I had to change it from what I had it's original defnition from XD
Guess that just proves it's a very commonly noticed type."
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: MissyMay2.0 on June 26, 2018, 04:21:38 pm
The Passafeast: “Everybody passes; please pass the salt”😊

Currently thinking how hot Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson would look as a woman.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Evienne on June 26, 2018, 04:52:00 pm
The Passafeast: “Everybody passes; please pass the salt”😊

Lawl! That's gotta be one of my favorites now XD

Bahaha I didn't even read and just realized how long this thread really is.  Yeah, glad people have caught onto the trend that has been irritating me for pretty much the entirety of my transition. -_-

Everyone has their pet-peeves. I feel like the flag one would be mine but I don't judge. I've often thought about doing the slide show thing though, long before, not just cuz it got trendy, but probably for my own personal records. Or maybe I'd turn it into a gif. I do like making gifs a lot. :p
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 26, 2018, 06:24:37 pm
The 114%-er

Passes more than 100% of the time. Has never not passed. Passes so well the people they meet know their gender before they meet them. Reminds us of how well they pass...a lot.

Currently posting about how well they pass.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: MissyMay2.0 on June 26, 2018, 08:06:49 pm
ProudMary: She believes that being Trans is a gift, and she is excited to tell everyone she meets she is Trans. She has a Trans tattoo on her wrist, and her automobile license plate reads WSHUWRTRNS. She thinks being Trans is so awesome that she should receive discounts on goods and services based solely on the fact that she is Trans!

Currently asking her plumber for 30% off  [”I’m Trans, plus I had to look at your butt crack for 3 hours!”]

Edited for the cringe request in the comments section
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 26, 2018, 08:39:01 pm
ProudMary: She believes that being Trans is a gift, and she is excited to tell everyone she meets she is Trans. She has a Trans tattoo on her wrist, and her automobile license plate reads WSHUWRTRNS. She thinks being Trans is so awesome that she should receive discounts on goods and services based solely on the fact that she is Trans!

Currently asking her air conditioning repairman for 30% off

Guilty!  :laugh:  And it IS a gift. :)

(http://www.susans.org/forums/gallery/0/59100-270518194049.jpeg)

PS the discount only works in TRANSmission shops.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Dena on June 26, 2018, 11:55:27 pm
 :police: Topic has been unlocked. Beware that some terms aren't good topics to make fun with and to do so could insult a group of people. This would result in a violation of TOS 5,10 or 15. We are watching this topic and it will be locked again if there is another violation.  :police:
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 27, 2018, 07:47:13 am
:police: Topic has been unlocked. Beware that some terms aren't good topics to make fun with and to do so could insult a group of people. This would result in a violation of TOS 5,10 or 15. We are watching this topic and it will be locked again if there is another violation.  :police:

Apparently things went haywire.  :laugh:

I think it's important to be able to laugh at yourself. Caricature is a good way to do that.

Hugs, Devlyn
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on June 27, 2018, 11:50:55 am
The Moderator

The voice of sanity and justice in the trans* community. Wise beyond their years, and patient beyond reason.

Currently watching this topic

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Jin on June 27, 2018, 03:03:46 pm
The Trekkie: Boldly going where no man has gone before.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on June 27, 2018, 03:24:16 pm
The Trekkie: Boldly going where no man has gone before.
Genius!

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on June 27, 2018, 03:26:35 pm
The Borg

Tries their best not to transition for many reasons, but realises that for them, resistance is futile.

Currently assimilating hormones.

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: MissyMay2.0 on June 27, 2018, 07:56:26 pm
The Borg

Tries their best not to transition for many reasons, but realises that for them, resistance is futile.

Currently assimilating hormones.

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😀
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Dena on June 28, 2018, 12:19:27 am
The Moderator

The voice of sanity and justice in the trans* community. Wise beyond their years, and patient beyond reason.

Currently watching this topic

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A person nervously sitting at their keyboard judging a marginal post with fear they will make the wrong call.

Missing dinner and sleep because they are the only one on watching for problems.

Wondering why they are doing this but knowing that somebody needs to do it.

Hoping for a quite evening when all you know what breaks out at the most inconvenient time.

Adrenaline rush after a slow period when a spammer shows up and tries to wall paper the site. How many post will they get up before you get the ban placed?

And last but far from least, the joy of making somebodies day a little better. That is what make all of it worth it.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Jessica on June 28, 2018, 12:56:26 am
A person nervously sitting at their keyboard judging a marginal post with fear they will make the wrong call.

Missing dinner and sleep because they are the only one on watching for problems.

Wondering why they are doing this but knowing that somebody needs to do it.

Hoping for a quite evening when all you know what breaks out at the most inconvenient time.

Adrenaline rush after a slow period when a spammer shows up and tries to wall paper the site. How many post will they get up before you get the ban placed?

And last but far from least, the joy of making somebodies day a little better. That is what make all of it worth it.

Sounds like that moderator needs to step outside and smell the roses, say at the local botanical garden...with friends, before it gets hot.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Dena on June 28, 2018, 01:07:09 am
To late, it's already scorching hot and it only has desert plants, not roses. My mom works saturday mornings while the weather is cool and roses are something that does well in this climate.
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Megan. on June 28, 2018, 01:08:35 am
A person nervously sitting at their keyboard judging a marginal post with fear they will make the wrong call.

Missing dinner and sleep because they are the only one on watching for problems.

Wondering why they are doing this but knowing that somebody needs to do it.

Hoping for a quite evening when all you know what breaks out at the most inconvenient time.

Adrenaline rush after a slow period when a spammer shows up and tries to wall paper the site. How many post will they get up before you get the ban placed?

And last but far from least, the joy of making somebodies day a little better. That is what make all of it worth it.
This community wouldn't exist as the safe haven it is for so many without your energy and dedication. Thank you. X

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Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: SammiC on June 29, 2018, 12:42:11 pm
They call her Pickles.

When invited over, this woman eats all the potato chips and empties the olive bowl...twice.
When the last of the olives are brought out, she grabs the jar and guzzles down the juice.
Pickles is a cheap date, just bring her down by the seaside. With a glass.

OK, where did you hide the cameras??  My wife and I just bought hers and hers pickle jars!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 29, 2018, 09:24:52 pm
OK, where did you hide the cameras??  My wife and I just bought hers and hers pickle jars!! ;D ;D ;D

 :laugh:

Sammi, nice to meet you! Thanks for jumping in the thread.  :)

Hugs, Devlyn
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: SammiC on June 29, 2018, 09:32:09 pm
:laugh:

Sammi, nice to meet you! Thanks for jumping in the thread.  :)

Hugs, Devlyn
Hi Devlyn! Great to meet you! Although I must confess, Ive read so many of your posts here while lurking, I feel like I already know you!  ;D
Title: Re: Types of transgender people
Post by: Devlyn on June 29, 2018, 09:35:34 pm
Hi Devlyn! Great to meet you! Although I must confess, Ive read so many of your posts here while lurking, I feel like I already know you!  ;D

It's all right, there's probably still hope for you!  :laugh:

Hugs, Devlyn