I CONFESS ... Part 2

[Keaira]

I confess....
*trigger warning*


I almost seriously injured a man once to protect my Mum and brother. That man was my Mum's boyfriend at the time who got drunk, broke the windsheild on my mums car then came home, broke into her house and punched me in the face and restrained me when I tried to call the police. Thats when when I used my little boot knife to stab him in the kidney and slash his forearm open. He thinks he was hurt when he was breaking in to the house to this day. This was back in 1998. But I finally told my Mum the truth last year. And now I'm confessing it here.

I might be terrified of butterflies bit I am not scared to protect my family :p

[JillSter]

I confess that, when playing Scrabble, I sometimes play words for shock value rather than point count. 

Maddy

I confess that when I play Scrabble I play to block the other player's moves.

[MadeleineG]

I confess that when I play Scrabble I play to block the other player's moves.

Which, let's face it, is only considered bad etiquette when you're on the receiving end

[V M]

I confess... I don't often say much even if I think someone is making a complete @$$ of themselves... Or do I? 

[Jamie D]

C₂H₆O + C₁₈H₂₄O₂ = no no

Don't worry. We won't tell.

Ethanol + Estradiol = Party time 

[Jamie D]

Whatever.  You win.  I should just drop out of chemistry.  Since obviously I have no idea about anything to do with chemistry and there's no way I was just trying to make a lame joke, right?

Two hydrogen atoms meet on a street.  The first says to the second, "You don't look at all well."

The second responds, "I'm not.  I think I lost an electron."

The first says, "Are you sure?"

And the second says, "Yes, I'm positive."   

[MadeleineG]

Two hydrogen atoms meet on a street.  The first says to the second, "You don't look at all well."

The second responds, "I'm not.  I think I lost an electron."

The first says, "Are you sure?"

And the second says, "Yes, I'm positive."   

[JillSter]

Two hydrogen atoms meet on a street.  The first says to the second, "You don't look at all well."

The second responds, "I'm not.  I think I lost an electron."

The first says, "Are you sure?"

And the second says, "Yes, I'm positive."   

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop.

The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

[Lajs]

I was on the bus that killed my dog.

[V M]

I was on the bus that killed my dog.

Ouch!!! That's pretty sad and must have hurt 

Hugs

[Jamie D]

I confess that I think science jokes are hilarious!

[MadeleineG]

I confess that I think science jokes are hilarious!

My wife and I used to live in an apartment building on campus. Down our hall, there were two residents with cats named Schrodinger. One died. True story.

[ZoeM]

I confess that I think science jokes are hilarious!

Personally I say, shake the box. If it shakes back, or makes a noise, or generally feels not-dead, the cat's alive.

[MadeleineG]

I confess ... I don't get Schrodinger's cat jokes

I get them and I don't. 

[JillSter]

I always wanted to get a cat and name it Schrödinger, but I'm allergic to cats.

Maybe I'll get a dog named Pavlov.

[AdamMLP]

I confess I want to have a son, name him Harry Potter and make him live under the stairs.  And then when he's eleven let him read the Harry Potter books and he'll think it's his life story.

My girlfriend says that's mean.

[Night Haven]

I confess I want to have a son, name him Harry Potter and make him live under the stairs.  And then when he's eleven let him read the Harry Potter books and he'll think it's his life story.

My girlfriend says that's mean.

Make sure to ship him off to a fancy private school every year~ ^^


I confess that while I still get cravings for sweets, I don't actually like them.

[big kim]

I confess I made a sugar and weedkiller bomb when I was 15.It didn't work so my mate and I poisoned the allotment of the old bastard who ratted us out to our parents for under age  drinking

[Jamie D]

LOL, you killed his garden?!

[big kim]

LOL, you killed his garden?!

Not his garden,his allotment and the vegetables.In the UK you could rent allotments from the local council to grow fruit and vegetables.My mate was the one I mentioned with the buckets of sea water and crabs in here who gave swearing lessons!We were a bad influence on each other