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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #980 on: March 06, 2013, 04:38:06 pm »
For some reason, my butt and right shoulder hurts now. 

Oh, that could mean SO many things...

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(Actually, if the VP had suggested a 20 gauge shotgun, that would make sense...butt I degriis...
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #981 on: March 08, 2013, 01:04:35 pm »

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #982 on: March 08, 2013, 06:34:04 pm »

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Re: Bad Jokes
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #984 on: March 09, 2013, 09:41:51 pm »
...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017

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Re: Bad Jokes
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #986 on: March 10, 2013, 12:54:00 pm »
Two fish are in a tank.  One turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #987 on: March 12, 2013, 08:58:21 am »

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Re: Bad Jokes
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Re: Bad Jokes
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #992 on: March 13, 2013, 11:24:10 am »
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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #993 on: March 13, 2013, 06:35:21 pm »
I went fly fishing and caught a 7 pound bluebottle

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #994 on: March 13, 2013, 07:53:25 pm »
This has been my favorite joke for a long time.

Two nuns are returning from a trip into town for groceries. On the way home, its getting late and all of a sudden a vampire leaps onto the bonnet of the car and starts snarling at them. Sister Mary says to sister Josephine 'Oh no, whatever shall we do now!'. Sister Jospehine replies 'try the garlic!' so Sister Mary leans into the back and grabs the garlic from the shopping and hurls it out the window at the vampire, but it simply bounces off him and the vampire doesn't even flinch. Sister Mary says 'oh, no it didn't work! get the holy water', but sister Josephine replies 'we don't have any with us today', and so sister Mary says 'quick sister Josephine, show him your cross'. So sister Josephine rolls down the window and says 'get off my bonnet you stupid undead swine!'. 

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #995 on: March 13, 2013, 08:51:41 pm »

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #996 on: March 14, 2013, 07:36:16 am »
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?















...Finding half a worm.

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Re: Bad Jokes
« Reply #998 on: March 14, 2013, 12:11:33 pm »
This pic comes with a joke.

An Alabama dad who had been homeschooling his kids decided he would give public school a fair shake and sent his youngest son. At the end of the day, he asked his son what he'd learnt that day.

"Dad, I learned about pi r squared."

"I knew it! That school ain't worth a <poo>. Son, pie are round. Cornbread are square."


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