Obama and Romney, it's going to be excursions in bland as the big-money corporatism candidate takes on big-money corporatism candidate.
(Who in the hell do you think runs this anyway? The Voters? Oh wait, your serious, let me laugh harder.)
Because if the 'Pubs run someone who is NOT Mittens, they are going to be committing suicide given their other choices. Yes, there are some people who can be assured a solid 20% of the vote, (because I think that 20% of the American public is pretty much insane), but that's giving an 80% landslide to the other side, it's electoral obliteration.
So, who else do they have?
Well Obama took care of Trump inside of a week in what is going to go down in Political Science courses as an absolute masterpiece of candidate destruction. And out of the bunch Trump was perhaps the most dangerous one for Obama to have to run against. He was already well known a total media god rock-star business guy, had a huge image already sold, had piles of money at his disposal, has something akin to (but not exactly) like charisma, and could have done a much better job of selling the idea that he should be in control because he know how 'to get things done.' (He doesn't, but image trumps reality in this stuff.)
Gingrich had destroyed himself - or more correctly let his dick do it for him - years ago. T-Paw (what is that like some Minnesota rapper name?) was so boring that even the week they gave him saturation coverage as the 'new front runner' no one even noticed his was on. And Rick Perry sounded like the total 'Pub tool/tard the other day saying that 'Govmunt dun't create any jobs, like no sane person is supposed to notice that HE HAS A GOVERNMENT JOB AND WANTS ANOTHER ONE. Besides, joking or not (and I'm leaning toward not) he's on tape advocating that Texas succeed from the union. Only getting caught with a troop of cub scouts in his bed working on getting their naked merit badge could have done a better job of killing any chance he had at a national election. Ever.
Oh, let me add a personal note here. Hey Republicans. Don't you think that Lincoln weeps with Jesus up there in heaven at the very idea that someone who advocates succession could run for the Republican Nomination for President of the United States? That's like totally, completely and utterly morally vapid. And not only is it morally vapid, it's profoundly intellectually bankrupt. What, don't y'all remember how well that worked out for you late time?
But here's the kicker, they got at least 3, 4 if you count Cain which I don't, candidates who are even more crazy, MORE profoundly intellectually bankrupt, more unelectable on a national level than Perry. Palin, Bachman and Santorum. Pain has enough fans - and rabid ones, truly - to possibly get close to the nomination because of the way the primaries are structured, Bachman is insane, but not stupid and does an incredible job of appealing to a huge number of people in this country who already were believing what she is saying. She's dangerous in a way Palin never could be. Dear Sara is a tool, pretty much a ho who will do anything given enough money and fame, but Bachman operates on a level of wanting, needing and craving power, and them folks is always bad news.
So there you have it. Stay tuned, it's going to be hysterical.
I think they are already well under way to see who can out crazy the other.