How old do you feel?

[Gravity Girl]

In elf years I'm about 10...that's because we age slower than you humans.

[Alexmakenoise]

I guess I feel like skipping more than I feel like an age.

Me too.  These days, I don't feel like an age.  Or a gender.  I feel like a Californian who works in publishing, lives on an island, drinks too much coffee, and dreams of getting an adult-sized tricycle and painting it paisley.