One limerick, then I'll go back to my corner!

[Devlyn]

I've finally conquered my fright, about visiting this part of the site. And now that I'm here, I don't feel any fear. Actually, I feel quite alright!

[Pica Pica]

Welcome, hello and...where's the limerick?

[Pica Pica]

There was an young woman of Tottenham
Who'd lost all her manners or forgotten 'em
At tea at the vicars
She pulled down her knickers
Because she said she was 'ot in them.

[JungianZoe]

Welcome, hello and...where's the limerick?

I believe this will help:

I've finally conquered my fright,
about visiting this part of the site.
And now that I'm here,
I don't feel any fear.
Actually, I feel quite alright!

Posting from a phone sucks, right Tracey?

[Devlyn]

Yeah, but this phone keeps me here and stayed up through hurricane Irene! Thanks, Zoe, but I think Pica was joshing!

[Pica Pica]

I still can't see the limerick 
But I saw the quoted version.

Snazzy.

[Devlyn]

My limerick cannot be detected! This wasn't what I expected! My tears will flow, my nose I'll blow, I'm feeling quite sad and dejected!

[Eva Marie]

My limerick cannot be detected! This wasn't what I expected! My tears will flow, my nose I'll blow, I'm feeling quite sad and dejected!

Zing!

[Devlyn]

I've pondered from breakfast 'til dinner, why my limerick wasn't seen as a winner. Pica gave me a fail, for not mentioning ale, boobs, butts, breasts or a sinner!