Dennis, I did end up down my leg once when I was high >.< but it didn't turn me off from trying again. Just told myself using the urinals drunk/high is a no no. Btw, I retired the blue thing in the picture and am now using a turkey baster. I found that the ridges in the blue spout, or something, caused it to aim off sometimes and the turkey baster tube has excellent aim.
And thanks, Susan. Hope you get things sorted out.
On a similar note, since at work they know I'm geneticly..yeah, I refrain from using the restroom at work, since I don't know how the guys would react to me using the men's room. However if I use the women's I feel like a perv and feel horrible. I usually use the men's room when I'm cleaning restrooms but yesterday I was on kitchen duty so I didn't get to do so. Seven hour shift and I couldn't wait that long so I peed in the trash can, facing the wall, in the least noticeable area I could manage. Luckily no manager walked over and I was left alone (nearly having a heart attack the whole time wondering what I'd do if the manager walked over). Wondering the whole time what they'd do if they found me peeing standing..like a guy..maybe they'd believe I am one since atm they're being discriminatory arseholes.
Then the bag broke when I was changing it later >.<