Favourite Comebacks

[justmeinoz]

"I wouldn't have sex with you at gunpoint, so who cares!"
To any obviously straight woman," actually I'm a Lesbian, are you?"
"No? That's a pity. Sure I can't change your mind?"

[vik2ray]

the one ive had to deal with is the whole. do i know you person. n i said yeah you dont. n they asked whats my name. i said ray. they say ray who. i say ray of sunshine.

but the funniest one was two kids arguing n talking if i was a guy or a girl. n so i said. plain n simple. im a pineapple. its stuck.

or if i feel funny i say im a coconut. when people ask. i say hard exterior n milky goodness within lol

[Wolfsnake]

"Buy me dinner, and maybe I'll let you find out."

[Dane]

One person asked me rudely before, my response was, "I'm bloody Jesus Christ. Piss off."
My girlfriend's responded for me a couple times, she just says, "Your mom."

But when I'm with my close friends I always say, "I'm a banana." (inside joke)

That reminded me of this for obvious reasons. xD

[~RoadToTrista~]

Me too. :3

[zombiesarepeaceful]

I'm totally going to use the line "why don't you suck my dick and find out" next time someone asks.

[insideontheoutside]

Sorry Shade's a correction.

" I'm more of a man than you will ever be, and more of a woman than you will ever have" Carlletta founder of Les Boys drag group in Sydney. She is now a happily married MtF who runs quite a large entertainment business


I had one object look at me in a busy street and shout 'Poofter' , I shouted back "I don't care what you are".  Street erupted.

Cindy

Both of those are great.

One time some younger guy came over to me in an obvious snarky way whether I was a dude or a chick and my response was, "Why? Do you want to f**k me?" He stopped laughing and walked away.

[Mr.Rainey]

The classic are you a boy or a girl gets one of the following-
Before you get to know whats in my pants how about some dinner and a movie?
I am more of a man than you will ever be
Use your imagination

Do you have a penis-
Why do you wanna suck it?

How big is your penis-
Ask your mom/sister
Bigger than yours
Too big for you to handle

[Lee]

I'm totally going to use the line "why don't you suck my dick and find out" next time someone asks.

Seconded

[R.A.A]

I'm all with the mind games. It's usually the boys who ask stupid questions.

"So...are you like...a dude, or a chick? Because I really can't tell."

"Perhaps."

"...perhaps..what?"

"Perhaps you should unzip my pants and find out my dick size. But that'd make you gay right? So are you like...gay, or bisexual? Because I really can't tell."

He got red in the face and stalked off. I loved it.