You are approached by a mysterious man in a trench coat on your way home from work. He calls to the crowd, "Come one, come all! Step on up!"
This sounds too good to be true, you say. He says you look like a smart young man/woman. "So, is it a deal?" you inquire. Two hours and 60 dollars later the man is gone, but you have the Miracle Cream!
You apply the cream to your sore, aching back and shoulders, and suddenly discover you have been bestowed with Super Powers!
What would your super hero name be and what powers would the cream grant you?
I would be Megaloman and I would have the strength of the strongest men in the world combined, the knowledge of all the books in the world, and the looks and wit of the sexiest, most irresistable men of mystery.
Only in my mind, of course. Really, all I can do is stretch my arms really far and shove enormous objects into a small, seemingly bottomless sack. And drink unnatural quantities of beer.
