I had a dream last night...

[Ryno]

...where my doctor's office was giving free breast reductions and all these women with massive boobs were lined up and I got my chest surgery done for free.

It was a little strange.

What did you guys dream?

[Fighter]

Umm...hmm...I dreamed about work...and the other night I dreamed that I was sleeping with a man. Then a few moments later I was sleeping with a woman.

Oh and I dreamed about going on an awesome adventure! But I think I died in it...

[VeryGnawty]

I dream that some large occult Earth spirit was trying to convince me to become a vegan.

[Constance]

It was some kind of volcanic disaster dream. I was covered in burns and bruises; bits of lava were raining around me. Some hit my left foot (I was barefoot) and fused my toes together.

I watched a man in a business suit who was so traumatized by the disaster around us as he just walked into the ocean and drowned himself. My soon-to-be-ex-wife was there after this happened, offering me encouragement and comfort with regards to the physical and emotional pain I was experiencing.

[Fighter]

I had a dream last night that I bought a TON of makeup and whatnot at the store I worked at, and wasn't embarrassed at all. Too bad it was just a dream...

[Felix]

I dreamed about swimming in a river.

[mm]

I had a dream last week where I was normal complete male; all the female parts were gone and replace with normal male parts.  I was so disappointed when I woke up and felt my old parts still in place.  I just wanted to roll over and go back to sleep and see if I could wake up again as a guy.

[V M]

Oh wow, I don't often remember my dreams but last night's dream has been bothering me all day and I'm not sure what to make of it

Anyway, I'm walking along a sidewalk in a town that looks familiar (but I'm not sure what town it is) in the evening just after it had rained and I'm looking at the patterns of the street lights reflecting off the wet cement

Suddenly a guy who looks familiar, but I can't remember his name appears on the porch at the top of the stairs of an older building that is being refurbished and says "Hey, how you doin'? I haven't seen you in years... Wanna come up?"  I say okay and go inside

He tells me that he had bought the building and is turning the downstairs into a cafe and plans to rent out a few of the upstairs rooms then shows me an old cappuccino machine that he's converted into an elaborate waterpipe and offers me a hit

I'm thinking "It's been over six years, what could it hurt?" So after he shows me how it works and I begin to give it a try, he places a hand on my waist and starts nuzzling my neck

Then *Paft* I wake up

[Felix]

Logan I was held underwater by a cousin at a young age and have had a phobia of drowning ever since. That sounds awful.

And with quite a bit of whiplash, I have to say that VM that dream sounds rather arousing and pleasant, and I'm curious to know what bothered you about it.

[V M]

I have to say that VM that dream sounds rather arousing and pleasant, and I'm curious to know what bothered you about it.

Flustered frustration...Waking up feeling rather hot and bothered and not being able to do anything about it but get up and make some coffee 

[Fighter]

I had a dream last night where I was smoking...and I burned down all of my mom's plants. Also I was fighting the whale from Pinocchio.

PS: I don't and never plan to smoke. Ever.

[Da Monkey]

I told Ryno this dream but I'll post it again here.

I had a dream a couple of weeks back that my mom and twin sister were over at my apartment and I had my laptop online. It was about 11:30 at night but yet the sun was still up. We thought that seemed like a weird sign and noticed that the clouds weren't moving at all. Then this error message popped up on my laptop saying that 'the Universe is not responding' and I hit reset.

It was messed up because I felt like I could actually feel everything shutting down. Everything was disappearing in groups and I felt myself leave into nothing and then come back again at the same spot. When everything reset it didn't reset properly and I was blind for about 10 minutes and everything in my apartment was gone. There were riots outside and people freaking out.

I decided that we should all go downstairs to the store and loot as much as we can. We get to the elevator and it opens in a creep way so we're like 'uhh yeah let's take the stairs'. For some reason there was a bar on my main floor and we were going out the side exit but lost my mom. My twin and I were getting mad waiting thinking 'why the hell is she grabbing a drink. we don't have time' (this is totally something she would do, too). She comes out and we head out the back door and there's this huge guy outside telling us to give him all our stuff so then my mom pulls out a gun and shoots him. My sister and I looked at her like 'wtf' and she said something like 'what else did you think I was doing at the bar, we need a gun'.

It just went more downhill and graphic after that. I won't post the rest but that's the basics of it.