So I was watching the "Epic rap battles in History" stuff on youtube and got in a rhyming mood. I somehow managed to get myself to sit down and write the ideas out. Its pretty rough since I didn't revise it or anything but here it is.
"So you think its pretty fun, to spot out a '->-bleeped-<-'
spell em out to the crowd, because you think its so funny
did it ever occur, that you're hurting that girl?
and yeah I said girl, not a boy, you churl!
I don't appreciate, the shenanigans of a jackal
I wasn't put on this earth, to be your next chuckle
But I know how it is, you snaggletoothed hick
to be the head of your pack, you gotta be the prick
See I been in the boys club, though I didn't wanna stay
all the time i was there, I learned the games you PLAY!
I don't expect you to understand, its to hard for you to think
about the feelings of others, or how bad your cologne stinks
See now a tgirl just wants to be happy, body n mind to be complete
Not to hang in limbo, not being made to feel like a freak
I'm not trying to deceive you, I just want to be real
WIth a Girls mind and a boys body, I hope you can deal
but you probably wont, you'll just sneer
call me a freak, a trap and a queer
So keep laughing you fool
truth is, the jokes on you."
