pun-believable!!

[Jessica M]

I know a man who likes to fart in lifts (elevators for the yanks )
It's wrong on so many levels!

He ran a wheat-grinding operation which was far from run-of-the-mill!

A new lumberjack's union was started by a splinter group!

Join in, puns that are so bad they're good are the best (no pun there though)

[Constance]

I know a Zen priest who refused Novocain at the at the dentist's office. He wanted to transcend dental medication.

[Laurie K]

A puppy gave birth at the side of the road..... she was charged for littering.

[fleshpull]

When i co worker says they're going to the bathroom I'll say 'you're in for a treat' or 'you're in trouble now'.