So..I work in retail, 'nuff said on that.
And of course, our store was very busy today, and there were a lot of deals going on (It doesn't help that I haven't been scheduled to work for the past four to five days, so I have no idea what the current sales are and where things are and stuff, because products have been shuffled around and moved) So a woman and her friend come up and there's a sale on Crayola Activity Kits; Buy three, and get one free (This is what the managers told us before we opened) But then they show me a ticket that says, "Buy one, get a glow-activity free," and so, I go, "WHAT THE ->-bleeped-<-?!?" So I call over a manager, and she says, "The Story Studios aren't applicable for the deal," so the customer says, "Okay," and I continue ringing her up, she's done and I start on her friend. The friend starts ragging on me, saying that her ->-bleeped-<- applies, even though it doesn't, so I call over the other manager and the two friends start bending their story and I'm standing there like, "YOU ->-bleeped-<-ING BITCHES, STOP LYING!" and the store manager says, "Okay, she gets one free," and then she leaves and I ring the woman up. And then the first woman says, "Well, then I get three of them free," and stomps off to talk to the store manager again and I can tell she's complaining on me.
Sure enough, after I clock out, the manager says, "You had two complaints today; one for being mean, and one for being confused,"
Confused...
I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR BEING CONFUSED!!!
WHAT IN THE ->-bleeped-<- IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!?
Seriously, I hate customers - I ->-bleeped-<-ing hate them.
The ->-bleeped-<-ty ones deserve to have their expensive scrapbooking crap shoved up their ass.
Especially on the holidays; do you think I WANT to work on THANKSGIVING?!?
I hope your stupid sale was worth it, bitch, and I hope that the in-law you bought it for doesn't like it and regifts that mother-->-bleeped-<-er!
...I'm done now, and yes, I do feel better.
