Quote from: Devin87 on January 04, 2012, 09:18:54 PM
When I daydream about myself with a cis-male body, I always see the rough tough yet intelligent and in control type. Usually with a bit of stubble or scruffy beard and maybe wrinkled clothes, but a look in my eyes that says I know where my towel is and you probably shouldn't mess with me. Think Dr. House or Tommy Lee Jones.
Yes, yes, yes! Oh my goodness, yes! I too want to be Dr. House, lol.
I used to want to be Stephen Fry, though lately something strange and inexplicable has come over me and I want nothing more than to be Hugh Laurie. I think it's since he's revealed himself to be an amazing blues player. I've been totally seduced.
I want his body.
I mean. I mean.. I want his body for *myself*. Crap, that didn't sound quite right either. What I mean to say is that I have a massive man-crush on him and want to sleep with him. Yes, that's... hang on, did I say that out loud? Well, I suppose it's not that unusual. Lots of people are physically attracted to their physical ideal - they both aspire to it and want it - it's *attractive* to them in all sorts of ways.
So I want Hugh Laurie and I want to be him. In the realms of fantasy, of course. In actuality, that would be bizarre. I would be Hugh Laurie sleeping with Hugh Laurie. And which one of us would be the real Hugh Laurie? Would it be narcissism, or simply incest? Would some sort of rift open in the Space Time Continuum? All valid questions, though I've strayed rather from the point.
Yes, I would like to be like Hugh Laurie. As he is as Dr. House, I must stress. I don't have the time or the resources to acquire full Royal Regency garb.

I mean I desperately, desperately want this. I want to play the guitar like this:

I want to look this good in this sort of T-shirt:

I want to do this with a chair:

I want to do this on a bike:

I want to wear a hat just like this:

Oh look! I am! I AM THE COOLEST

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It cost me three quid in River Island.