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What Made You Laugh Today ?

Started by V M, January 21, 2012, 10:49:07 PM

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Dee Marshall



Quote from: Raell on December 07, 2016, 02:41:39 AM
Aguilah, my Asian Fairy-bluebird trying to swallow my fingers while I'm typing on the computer.

I just looked them up. Pretty bird! Do you have a male or a female?

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Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

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Raell

Thanks! He's a wild-caught male, and one of the two target bird species that inspired me to move to Thailand, since I'm a bird photographer.

He thinks I'm his mate, sings to me, flies around following me around the apartment, sleeps next to me when I take a nap, takes meal worms from my fingers, tries to "help" me sew by trying to swallow my straight pins, seam ripper, etc. I have to keep them out of sight if not actually using them.

He loves watching movies with me on my 32" flat screen smart TV-even asking for certain shows, singing and warbling excitedly during exciting car/plane chases. I can "think" to him when it's time to fly back into his cage.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/129414978@N04/30806857641/in/dateposted-public/
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V M

Wow!!! That's a cool looking bird Raell  8)
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Raell

Thanks! I feel like I'm living a dream.

I used to sit in the huge Louisville Zoo aviary and look at the male Asian Fairy-Bluebird, Imperial Pigeon, and jacanas, dreaming about photographing them in the wild.

Not only did I do so, I now own my favorite of those species. Or, rather, seem to be the "mate" of one.

He was very wild when I bought him, so when he does funny things like trying to "kill" and swallow my finger tips I feel flattered, and hold still to allow it.

His favorite movie is Knight and Day, so sometimes when he seems quiet, I'll ask him if he wants to see that movie and he'll pop out of the cage, fly to the cabinet sit on the corner gazing up at the 32" screen, waiting patiently, even though the screen is still black, until the movie to comes on. Then he warbles, squeaks, whistles, cheers,and chatters excitedly at the continuous explosions and action.

He keeps laughter in my life..not to mention being eye candy.
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Sephirah

As a Yorkshire lass myself, this had me laughing hysterically. ;D Most of you will probably need subtitles, hahaha.

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Raell

Hilarious!

Reminds me of Mike Myers and Michael Caine in the movie Goldmember, using subtitles for British English

Naughty English - Austin Powers in Goldmember (3/5) Movie CLIP

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FTMDiaries

I decided to treat myself to a home-cooked Full English Breakfast this morning.

So I rummaged through the freezer looking for my bacon & sausages... and for some reason I couldn't find my sausage. That ticked me, and I found myself giggling over my appropriately missing sausage.

I did find it eventually though. Perhaps this is a metaphor for my life.





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FTMDiaries

I've just received some spam offering a free sample of an erectile dysfunction treatment. Apparently it's guaranteed to to increase my stamina & improve my ability to have intercourse.

Yeah, right. I think my difficulties in this area are far too substantial for this poxy potion to be able to do much to help me!





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big kim

A naughty Boston Terrier who ate his humans burger while he was on the phone.
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V M

People who try way too hard to act "Cool" but aren't  8)
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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big kim

The plastic gangster who told me he was going to put a clip through the hotel & I would be lined in chalk!
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TicTac

This video made me laugh!



lol I just love Ugandan Knuckles!
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big kim

Video of a Boston Terrier opening a box
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TicTac

Has anyone ever seen the Scary Movie Movies lol? I was watching some clips of them and they are just hilarious. Anything after Scary Movie 4 is terrible though.

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Allison S

Uber driver made me laugh he missed where to pick me and my mom up and had to circle back... Then he kept looking back and smiling. At least he was friendly but I don't think he spoke much english

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Evienne

It was at like 2am so it technically was today. But I was watching a lot of Who's Line Is It Anyways on YouTube. I love that show so much. I love improvising myself too and these guys are such inspiration to me.
Would love to join an improve group sometime.

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judithlynn

A friend  gave me a warning just before Xmas about the perils  of drink driving, as the Police were out in great numbers do breatherlyzers. Apparently  he had a few drinks  a few nights ago and one thing led to another and he ended up on double shots of Irish Whiskey. Obviously this was not a god idea. Basically knowing  he was over the limit, he decided to leave the car at the pub where it was  and took a bus home.

Sure enough about 6 miles from the pub, there was a booze bus and they were pulling all the drivers over and giving them breath tests.

Sure enough he said the police waved him through and he reached home that night without incident.

As he then said to me, this was a real surprise to him  as he had never driven a bus before  and he said that  he is not even sure where he got the bus from.
:-*
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Kylo

That Gillette advert.

Ah yes, another enormous multinational for-profit corporation thinking it has business moralizing to anyone. Pathetic.
"If the freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter."
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