If you had 3 wishes...

[Ayden]

Okay, so say the world really was a magical place where you could meet a genie and get three wishes, what would they be?

Mine are:
1.) International free 'swap meat' where people could go and get the body parts they need. Trans folks could exchange anything from certain body parts to bodies entirely, and it would be painfree and awesome. I would totally go for young Alan Rickman because he is a pretty good looking guy.  But the swap would not be just trans folks though, if someone needed a new kidney, then bam!
2.) People to have everything they need and be happy and healthy. (not everything they want, but everything we need for a decent life)
3.) Three more wishes. Failing that (if the genie was like 'hecks no!') then I would ask to be able to speak all the major world languages. Seriously though, I would hold out for three more wishes.

And yes, this is a coffee-induced post influenced by a dream I had where my snake was a genie and gave me a wish for every mouse I fed him.

[King Malachite]

1. To have been born a healthy biological male

2.  To never have to worry about money

3.  Infinite amount of wishes

[Eve87]

1. Swap meat (i like it)
2. Either end world hunger or Mass Effect 3
3. More genies

[Sharky]

1. Huge dick
2. 7 inches of height
3. Money

[Adio]

1.  Selfish wish:  my ideal body.
2.  The world to want for nothing and be happy.
3.  The end of disease including cancer, AIDS, diabetes, heart disease, etc.

If only

[Devin87]

I've got all selfish wishes because I think things like ending all disease and making everyone rich would upset the equilibrium of life and not work out well in the end.  Plus if everyone had a million dollars, a million dollars wouldn't be worth much.  Also, I read somewhere that there are like laws of genie wishes and wishing for more wishes isn't allowed.

1.  To go back and relive my entire life as a male retaining everything I know now
2.  To have a million dollars put into a bank account for me but I can't touch it til I turn 18 in my repeat life (I want a normal childhood)
3.  To have my ->-bleeped-<- aunt and uncle disappear from my family's repeat life altogether so they can't ruin it like they did this one

edit-- Turns out I hadn't read that "wish law" thing anywhere-- I just saw it on Aladdin...

[Felix]

I would wish for everything to be okay. If that worked I might then decide what to do with the other two.

[Noah James]

I'm not too keen on the whole 'altering the world for the good of mankind' thing, since it probably wouldn't work out in the end anyway, so I'm gonna be seflish.

First, I'd wish for my ideal body - right here, right now, complete with my past, memories, and relationships intact.
Then I'd wish to be omni-linguistic,
And finally, I'd wish for an infinite amount of wishes.
(but if that didn't work, I'd ask for a 2000-2050 sports almanac) 

[Rock]

Woh, I'm not sure if it's the painlikkers or the question but this one really has me thinking.

Numero uno would definately be the right body.  Nothing I want more than to grow up being recognized for who I am.  But that would mean trading in what I know.  On second thought, I know too much so to wipe it clean and start again would be good too.  I wonder if I will have the same imaginary friends.  i wonder if I shouldn't be posting while under the influence of pain killers. 

1.  right body from birth
2.  to understand the social consrtuct
3.  to be driven through the beautiful adelaide hills without going into shock after

I might change my mind tomorrow

[Kreuzfidel]

As much as I would love to have not suffered through my existence in this body, I wouldn't want to exchange the good memories for it.  My wishes - 1) to be magically transformed into the biological male I should have been;  2) for my grandmother to have never gotten Alzheimer's disease; and 3) to have the power to grant my own wishes.

[Zerro]

1. Ideal body
2. A stable living situation for my mother and myself
3. TO BE A POKEMON MASTER Success

[vik2ray]

Perfect body
My parents gone
And duke nukems sex life lol

[schism]

i've got a good body, though if i didn't i'd probably wish for one, but that's achievable with work... and asking for more wishes is a cop out, so...

to be genetic male without the hassle
to achieve massive worldwide success
for my family to attain everything they want in life

[caliyr]

I dont know, but there is one thing I am sure of. I would not EVER with I was born a biological male.

Why?
If I had the right body from the beginning, would I have gone thru problems? No. If a person has problems, yes, its very bad, but it forms the mind, develops it. I would not be the same person if I could just reverse my life and restart as a male. I wouldnt have the same friends, same interests, etc. I am not saying that this is hilariously easy, not at all. Im not even post-op yet. I just think this situation has some benefits in the mind... persistance, tolerance, etc.

What I would wish for is ability to fly without any mechanics/gear/help/whatsoever.  And -its called fanatism Im afraid, but I d wish The Doctor (from Doctor Who) to be real XD

[Ayden]

I don't think wishes would fix the world, so yeah, my #2 was idealistic. Better version would be for my family and friends to be okay and have what they need. A lot of my family and friends live pretty far below the poverty line.

Malachite: I didn't think about the money thing. I guess that would make everything much easier. I tend to think about things that are far less achievable. Overactive imagination, me thinks.

Eve: More genies! Why didn't I think of that??

Sharky: Man. I would totally be all over the equipment too. I guess I would need to find a nice one at the swap meat, since I didn't think of it. 

Adio: I know right? I tend to be pretty idealistic in my thoughts (not so much in practice though) so I agree with ending some of the pretty terrible issues in the world.

Devin: A normal childhood would be nice. Or at least a childhood that was less pushy about me fitting into a certain role. I feel like I missed out on something because I was restricted to the 'girl' roles, ya know? I also have some family members that I would prefer didn't have anything to do with the family. They cause my Gram a lot of stress.

Logan: I must say one thing: I think your dedication to your farm and animals is awesome! When I was a kid I wanted to have my own farm, but then I realised it wasn't as easy as Harvest Moon made it seem. Not to mention life taking me away from the country. However, I would totally be your second-in-command if I could love on your sheep! 

Felix: Your wish made me think if everything was okay for me, would I really need the other two? You and Joe (my guy) had the exact same thought when I asked him.

James: I would be omni-liguistic too. Seriously, how cool would that be? And YES. 2000-2050 sports almanac. ...Now I want to watch Back to the Future.

Rock: Wouldn't life be so much easier if we did understand everything about social construction? I think it would. BTW, feel free to post under the influence. If not for you, for me. I am not allowed near my cell or the computer after painkillers or alcohol as per the husband. -.-

Kreuzfidel: I agree. I think I would want to keep my past experiences, since they have helped to shape me. I'm pretty close to my Gram, so if anything happened to her, I would wish for it to change. And seriously, you, Eve, and James are probably close to finding a way around Aladdin's issue with no extra wishes.

Zerro: Dude, if you are a Pokemon master, then I applaud you. I used to dream about it when I was a kid. I even had one of those electronic Pokedex things. I carried that bastard everywhere. I feel for you in regards to the stable living. I would give anything to be able to do that for at least my father-in-law.

Vik2ray: If you had the perfect body, you would have Duke Nukem's sex life.  I would advise that you don't invite any of the Bond ladies over though. I always wondered why he had a new girl in every movie. Were they all femBots like in Austin Powers??

Schism: From your avatar, I can see you being a worldwide success as a rock star. I would buy your tickets. If you ever make it big in *insert field* I'll be one of your patrons. 

Caliyr: You and my best friend both said they would want The Doctor to be real. She's ... let's just say she really like him. But I think there is something to be said about growing from experience. I don't think I would erase everything I have gone through, as I think it has shaped who I am and in the end enabled me to have more empathy for others.

[N.Chaos]

1. Get these horrid things off my chest.
2. Kindly remove the garbage floating around my abdominal region.
3. Help me be at least a little more stable, and at least a little further away from constant relapse into addiction, so I can focus on what actually matters.

[insideontheoutside]

I used to think about this a lot when I was a kid ...

1) To be a healthy biological dude from the moment of the wish on - basically to be myself in my current life, with about how I look now, only with the right equipment and maybe a couple inches taller AND for everyone I know to magically believe that it's been that way all along (so no having to explain why I've "changed")
2) To be 10 years younger
3) Healthy longevity for me, my family and friends

So pretty much all health stuff really. Because to me, if you don't have your health, then having riches or fame or just about anything else is not as important.

[King Malachite]

Sharky's first wish would be part of my term "healthy" biological male in my wish 

[Darth_Taco]

1) Never struggle financially again :'P. I don't care if I don't get rich, I just want to eat a normal amount of meals a day! D:<

2) Never get eczema again @_@! It's everywhere on my body, and so damn itchy! D: It even bleeds ;_;. I would actually murder an innocent human being for it to go away right now! D:<

3) Superpowers ;'D. Preferably the ridiculous ones from Dragon Ball Z :'P. My first move after that would be to learn Korean, then fly to North Korea and troll the ->-bleeped-<- out of Kim Jong Un. Then I'd fly to Japan and and troll them too @_@.

[AbraCadabra]

1. Be secure

2. Have a lover

3. Have less wrinkles

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