Stand To Urinate, if you have one, enlighten me please?

[AJarrah]

I just ordered one, so I hope not to hear any negative reviews after spending $68 dollars on it. Anyway, my question here is: Do you have to mess with the funnel thing every time you use it, or does the harness make it sit right where it's supposed to? I feel like using two hands to hold it right would just be a dead giveaway that something's not right. Anyone have one and know the answer? Thanks

[Arch]

I have one, but I don't use it because the funnel material makes the packer way too hard. Despite the advertising, I look like I have a permanent stiffie. The only alternative I've found is to give the penis a hard bend to get it out of the way--but there's still too much of a bulge, and I don't want to stress the funnel material and have it spring a leak.

A few people have complained that the device broke pretty quickly, so I wonder if they were trying to fold the penis down and out of the way in the same way that I don't want to do. I suspect that the funnel material cannot take that kind of bending for long.

I'm no expert on STP design, but I feel that the funnel tubing goes too far up into the packer and the flexible tubing doesn't go far enough. It's possible that the designer tried to shorten the funnel tubing and lengthen the other tubing but ran into problems and had to go with the current design.

Anyway, to answer your question, I haven't used it enough to be sure. Sorry.

[Kreuzfidel]

Please let us know what it's like when you get it.  I was going to order one but decided on the Peecock after hearing a few claims that the Stand-to-Urimate STP was defective upon arrival (the packer was gashed).

[Arch]

Please let us know what it's like when you get it.  I was going to order one but decided on the Peecock after hearing a few claims that the Stand-to-Urimate STP was defective upon arrival (the packer was gashed).

This is interesting. My Stand-to-Urimate wasn't gashed, but the head of the penis seems a bit deformed. Either it wasn't molded properly  or the tubing stretches it out of its usual configuration. I only noticed this after I had used it. You have to look pretty closely to see this phenomenon; otherwise, the head just looks sort of vaguely lopsided.

[AJarrah]

I'll definitely give you a review when I get it, it's supposed to be here by Monday or Tuesday at the latest. Hoping for the best :/

[Arch]

If you figure out how to wear it so that it's conveniently placed, comfortable, not too huge (as in hard-on), and not bent all out of shape and stressing the funnel, by all means let me know. I've given up on using the thing.

I wonder if it's possible to get extra funnels and just replace them as they break? Still, I wouldn't want to be peeing in public when the thing failed.

I could be in the minority with regard to its overall appearance in my pants. Everyone is built differently. I hope it works out for you.

May I ask why you chose this configuration rather than the baby nipple or medicine spoon variety? I have a medicine spoon (no packer), but I never got around to sawing it up so I could practice with it. If I do and if it works, maybe I'll try one of those packers. I've heard guys complain that it can bump them uncomfortably in the bits, and I know that some guys just don't seem to be built right for the medicine spoon to work. So I'm wondering if you experimented and found that version wanting.

[Nathan90]

About the two hands.

I once read this thing about a cisguy saying he would use his second hand to go past his balls and put pressure on a nerve there so he could get 'all the pee' out. I'm not sure where and in what context I read this.. xD but I did save it in the back of my head.

But I doubt someone will ask. Girls might be nosy about it and ask, guys wouldn't, and if they do, don't react to his question, react with asking him if he was looking at your dick!

[rexyrex]

About the 2 hands i ask my bf well ex-bf now if they use 2 hands when they go, he does and im sure most guys do one to hold the penis and one to either hold something out of the way ect like a boxer so they can pull it down or so, so no need to worry guys use 2 or 1 hands pends on what they wear.

[Andy]

I use DJs, but I'm so glad someone mentioned about the 2 hands, because that has been bothering me. That is actually one of the reasons I will go into a stall instead of using the urinal--at least my feet are pointing the right direction, but I felt weird using 2 hands. It feels MUCH safer to prevent leaks. Glad to know 2 hands is not a no-no.

[poptart]

I use DJs, but I'm so glad someone mentioned about the 2 hands, because that has been bothering me. That is actually one of the reasons I will go into a stall instead of using the urinal--at least my feet are pointing the right direction, but I felt weird using 2 hands. It feels MUCH safer to prevent leaks. Glad to know 2 hands is not a no-no.

Yeah, it's a little out of place, but who's going to notice anyway? Looking at another guy at the urinal is an even bigger "no-no". I think you'd be fine doing it.

[rexyrex]

Yeah, it's a little out of place, but who's going to notice anyway? Looking at another guy at the urinal is an even bigger "no-no". I think you'd be fine doing it.

i agree, u may noicted on videos or pics there arms or hands are on front of them....and i remember i heard or read that if u rest one of ur hand on the wall is a no-no

[Arch]

and i remember i heard or read that if u rest one of ur hand on the wall is a no-no

My ex did this occasionally. I don't see why it might be a no-no.

All the same, I wish I'd paid more attention to him when he was peeing. I certainly can't stand around in the men's room and scrutinize every stranger's pissing style.

[Make_It_Good]

Ive got the mango stp. Ive been usign it for about 4 years now. Ive heard many negative things about stps, but I am really pleased with mine. And, it is still  working just as well as the day I got it all those years ago.
  It took abit of practice, but now I can pee fine, no spills or accidents, I only use one hand, and I always use it on nights out, so if I can do it drunk, I must have mastered it! :p
I never bought a harness, it just stays in fine in my boxer briefs (it wouldnt  sit right in boxers though).
 
The stp I have I would say was definitely worth buying (the only great warning I will give is of the actualy mango products site!).
It has helped me to feel much better about my body, given me the freedom to wee wherever and whenever without panic.

[Andy]

Wow, Make_It_Good, that is amazing you've had the same original one and it's lasted all these years! I remember hearing about the Mango years ago, but their web site was always wonky, so I never went back. With DJs, I only get 6-8 months of use out of them before they get too funky. That gets expensive and not very 'green'-- ha ha. Now I see the Mango site looks up and running just fine. I see the design of the medicine spoon is a bit different than the usual. I think I will order one. My one question is, which size do you use and could you tell us about the size you chose and how effective it is? Thanks, man! I may just switch....

[Make_It_Good]

Thanks, yeah its been great, Im so pleased its lasted so long.
Ok, Ill just have a look at the site now (havent been on in years, Ill just check that its the same info I remember...)
Ok, so I bought the 3 1/2 inch one. (I also got the coffee colour before they discontinued it. For me, Im mixed raced and the pink would never pass even in peripheral vision! :p)
   Within the first couple months, the length of the shaft itself shrank by about half an inch. But I have not noticed any shrinkage since (even measuring it,it is still 3inches).
That size is perfectly fine. I would not go for the 5inch unless youre particularly big, as since youre using it for peeing, i.e when it would be flaccid, 5 inches will stand out.
  Apparently with the 5inch,  you can wear it with the spoon bit underneath/between your legs, but cant with the 3inch, or itll look like you have a hard on, so it has to rest up,against your pubes. I have it slightly to the side, so if anyone ever felt it (which noone has so far) itll just feel like something in my pocket.

The spoon bit I find good because it isnt really big like on some things Ive seen.

I cant think of anything else right now, but youre free to ask if you want to know any more!

[Logan1986]

Here's the link to the other post about the Stand to Urimate packer
https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,115202.0.html

[AJarrah]

Alright so, I got the packer. I HATE the whiz packer part. The funnel thing. I love my medicine spoon in comparison. SO just now, I ripped the whiz funnel thing off and just put a medicine spoon on it and it works perfectly how i want it to. I got the 3 inch one for the same reason mentioned above ^ 3inches is normal and average for someone (especially as short as I am, the 5 inch would look like a 3rd leg). So if you're going to buy one, do not use that Godforsaken funnel. It's thin and bendy and that is not an advantage. and unless you tuck it between your legs, it looks like you have two dicks in your bulge. It just looks ridiculous and feels uncomfortable as hell to have something the size of the entire packer strapped to the back of it to pee through.

So, my review. Get the medicine spoon style one, or just rip off the funnel and put a medicine spoon in it. I literally pissed on myself 4 times in one day using that stupid funnel. It just doesn't work how it's supposed to, it doesn't conform to the body well or anything like they say it does. With the medicine spoon it's perfect. The cyberskin feels right and since it's in my pants all day it's the same as my body heat, totally passes. Some people say this brand of packers looks like you have some raging boner in your pants but I don't think so. Especially if I tuck the head under the elastic that they give you to "strap it on" with. All in all, I'm fully satisfied. The detail is obviously not the greatest it could be, but it isn't bad at all. I didn't have any kind of mutilated head like some people were having, though i pushed the tube back in a bit so it didn't look I had some GIANT urethra. I'd recommend it.

[mm]

AJarrah, can you pee in urinals with your packer?  You can unzip like the normal guy pee and put the packer back in?

[AJarrah]

AJarrah, can you pee in urinals with your packer?  You can unzip like the normal guy pee and put the packer back in?

Yup, I do it often now that I don't have to shy away from using public restrooms. It definitely looks realistic enough to get the job done and it isn't hard to use at all after you've done it a few times. I've figured out how to hold it to where the medicine spoon stays in place and I can aim the actual packer part, it just takes a little bit of practicing. Definitely worth getting for only 67 dollars compared to some of the ridiculously priced packers out there... If you order from The Smitten Kitten's website online, there's a coupon code  "EPIPHORA", takes about 7 dollars off your order if anyone wants the code. It was some promotion they're doing. The Stand-To-Urimate company is conveniently only a block away from The Smitten Kitten's store so they were able to make the one I wanted and get it out to me that week with no problem.

[Mr.Rainey]

I use the P-style. It is not a packer type unit but it works amazingly well. It is kinda big so if you wear things with big pockets it is easy to get into a stall. I have never had an accident or a drip. Since it is large I would not use it at a urinal.

If you get one get the clear one because it is a bit more stealthy. I hike so if I were to use it on the trail and someone happened to look over they would just see my hands and a stream so it would look like nothing out of the ordinary.