The New you know you pass when

[Keaira]

Are you fine with your friend outing you? I'm out, and have published on being trans...it's easy to google me and find out that I' m trans, and even *I'm* upset when people inform others without my permission.

Caleb had my permission.. I'm not fine with the people at work doing it because they  just don't understand or get it. Jordan on the other hand, actually seems to be very uncanny in her understanding of being trans, even though she is Cis-gendered. So in this case, I'm not bothered at all. ^_^

[Kevin Peña]

You pass when when you simply keep forgetting to ask the question: "Do I pass...?"

Axélle

That was deep.

I for one only have one story. I haven't begun transition, but I have managed to go out and pass as a female. It took me and my sister hours to get me to look girly, so I probably won't be trying again until after my transition.

I don't like working out with other people, but to test my "disguise", I went to a gym.

I don't know whether to be offended or flattered by the events that followed. I was squatting and some guy walked by and said the most douchey, yet appreciated things I've ever heard. I think he must be from Texas, considering how he talked.

"Dang, girl, that's one of the most mighty-fine of all of the behinds!"

I couldn't help but blush to the point where I looked like a tomato. If I dated, I would've given him my number just because he had the balls to say something like that.

[Lucky Peach]

You know you pass when you're sitting outside at a cafe, enjoying lunch on your own, and a totally random and completely cute guy comes up and offers to join you so "you don't have to eat alone."

[Jam]

When other guys talk about there junk infront of you.

[Dawn Heart]

When you constantly get called "maam" on the phone. I've got this one down well!

[MiaOhMya!]

I was at a trans conference and I was introduced to a girl who asked if I was there to support someone. I told her "Nope, I'm a big 'ol ->-bleeped-<-," and she was surprised. I admit, that felt real nice. 

[barbie]

When I no longer care about passing 

Barbie~~

[Alainaluvsu]

When a stranger on Bourbon street offers you beads to go to the top balcony.

[alice10]

I love this!!! I cant wait for that to happen to me lol

Today I was at an Applebees with my roommate. The waitress sat us and I just got this irky feeling about her. She kept looking at me from afar and the way she talked to me just felt... off, can't put my finger on it. It felt like she was trying not to break a smile or even laugh / giggle when she looked my way to talk. I told my roommate and he was like "Maybe she is trying to figure you out." ... which made me worry I was being clocked. I told him "Either that or she's gay!" ... he was like "psh I don't think so honey... Women look at other women all the time. Maybe she doesn't like you because you have prettier hair than her or something".

Well anyways, the feeling I got from her made me a bit nervous to talk to her or look her in the eyes while talking to her.

When she brought our steak out she asked us if we would like some A-1 with it, and he responded for us with a no. I told him that I wanted some but I didn't want her to think I was a pig (he teases me about eating like a pig all the time). Well.. he told her anyways and I said "NO that's okay!" to her. She said "Oh I'm gonna get you some, no need to be embarrassed about it!" ... right then I thought "Okay, she either clocked me or she's lesbian".

When he asked for the check, she mentioned something about winning $1,000 if we went online and filled out a survey, and she joked that we should share with her if we won it. I jokingly said back "Well maybe we will!" No idea why I said that, just my nice nature. Sure enough her eyes lit up and she said "Really? I'm gonna give you my number! You should call me!" ... and walked off, looked over her shoulder and said "You want me to give you my number?" while looking right at me.

Tim looked at me with just a jaw dropping shocked face. I was a little stunned by it myself! I didn't want to be mean and say I wasn't into women so I just said sure. She gave me her number, asked me my name... and after a moment asked Tims' name as sort of an after thought to be polite and that was that.

I cannot believe a rather pretty waitress gave me her number! He walked out laughing his ass off. I was sort of embarrassed and kinda sad because now I can't go back to that Applebees. Obviously I'm not going to call her, but the fact that I thought I was as good as clocked and it was in fact because she was checking me out was pretty big to me.

Now if men would stop just staring and looking away when I look at them and grow a pair and talk to me  with more than that cute n cuddly voice, I'd be happier rofl!

[pretty]

When guys check out your butt as you walk past... yeah my bf walking behind me can see you doing that, guys 

[Kevin Peña]

My sister told me a weird one. "You know people think you're a sexy woman when you walk into a bar and every girl glares at you thinking, 'B****'"

[Alainaluvsu]

My sister told me a weird one. "You know people think you're a sexy woman when you walk into a bar and every girl glares at you thinking, 'B****'"

Girls that pass learn that women generally SUCK!

[Biscuit_Stix]

So, I recently moved into the commercial side of work (basically, I'm an auto parts delivery boy. I have a basket and everything, haha). So now it's a whole new set of customers I have to interact with, all male, all burly, sexy, mechanics. Hawt. Anyway, after my first day delivering, I became 'the new guy.' One guy had called and said "You know, that new guy is really feminine, but he's okay", another said "Hey, send the new guy again, he's funny". So this is how I know I pass. When I can walk into a mechanics shop and have them all 'bro' me and 'sir' me, even when I'm still wearing women's pants. I'm not even out at work, it's pretty entertaining. I got a bit bummed though when everyone I work with kept trying to correct the shop owners Most of the shop guys didn't believe my co-workers, though, hahaha, they thought they were screwing with them! WIN

[Keroppi]

My sister told me a weird one. "You know people think you're a sexy woman when you walk into a bar and every girl glares at you thinking, 'B****'"

Oh yeah. Girls check out each other just as much as guys check out girls, but in the way of "that's competition" rather than "she's hot".

[peky]

I went to an office to conduct some public transaction, and the interaction went like this:

Clerk: name?
Me: Peky Jones
Clerk: address?
Me: 214 Elm St

"wating for computer..."

Clerk: we do not have any Peky Jones at that address
Me: so sorry, I gave you my new name, my old name is John Jones
Clerk: you are "John Jones?"
Me: yes, that is me
clerk: wait a minute Ma'am

"she goes behind a door.....comes back with a man"

Man: We need your husband in order to proceed with this transaction
Me: husband?
Man: yes, we can not do this transaction but with Mr. John Jones, is he your husband?
Me: no! I am John Jones!!!
Man: well, i will have to see your social security card and two forms of ID with a picture, MA'AM!

(since I did not have my ss card with me, I left with a big smile in my face. Several days letter I returned with my "name change court order," "gender change letter," ss card, and my passport.)

Clerk: you again
Me: can I talk to you supervisor?
Clerk: one moment Ma'am

Man: yes, Ma'am
Me: here a re the papers you ask for proving that I was john Jones
Man: (grabs papers) wait a minute, please

(goes behind door, comes like 10 minutes later)

Man: Here is the certificate of your transactions, and your papers, sorry for the delay and confusion Ma'am
Me: (smiling) bye!

[Kevin Peña]

Oh yeah. Girls check out each other just as much as guys check out girls, but in the way of "that's competition" rather than "she's hot".

Unless she's a lesbian. 



Peky, congratulations. Nuisances aside, that must have felt nice.

[MeghanAndrews]

I'm pregnant.

[Kevin Peña]

I'm pregnant.

Wait, what? How?

[peky]

I'm pregnant.

Another inmaculate conception, praise the Lord!!!!

[MeghanAndrews]

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