The New you know you pass when

[Natkat]

as one of my friend invited me to some party with other friend one guy where explenation how his children had notice the diffrent in girls and boys.

him: "my son tells gender like this"
point at lady" you have a vegina"
point at my friend: "you have a penis"
point at his wife "you have a vegina"
point at me "AND YOU! HAVE A PENIS"

I was not packing and was wearing tight jean, and even so he said penis..
OwO.............

[peky]

thank you all Ladies and Gents for sharing your stories, you made me a little less lonesome

[MagicKitty]

Peky, If I were you I would have kept it saying M for male, and then ask the officer "What can I do to prove that that's me?" And then look suggestively at my crotch.

[peky]

Peky, If I were you I would have kept it saying M for male, and then ask the officer "What can I do to prove that that's me?" And then look suggestively at my crotch.

That is so funny, LOL, but I tuck, so no bulge there, and with B size bosom, no wonder they get all.....

In any case, I am very serious with any officer or anybody in position of authority, you never know how they may respond to a joke, lough or beat you to pulp or jail you.

[Keaira]

As I was leaving for work, a guy  came up to me and asked, "Ma'am, Is this your apartment here?"
He came close and told me that he was putting flyers in peoples mail boxes for Aaron's rental store. A new one is opening up in town.

And this one is a daily for me: There's a collection agency or something that calls for my wife every day. I always get called Ma'am when I answer. Even with my voice being really off because of this cough.

[Jeneva]

We had a notary over to sign some legal papers.  There was a question about children on the form and she said "You don't have any children, of course."  Even funnier is that Shannon had yelled up to them when she came in, but in her mind lesbians don't have children.  This was even better than my prior JDRF walk lesbian couple comments about our children being siblings.

It was a HUGE help since I'm under tons of work stress and then we're also fighting the insurance to pay for cabinets from our water damage in early April.

[Alainaluvsu]

When men hit on you in front of their friends. Or in public in general.

[barbie]

An easiet cue telling me that strange women recognize me as woman is the physical distance between them and me. They no longer afraid of me, approaching me without hesitation. Their bodies easily touch me, sometimes while sitting beside me. In public place, they stand closely with me. Even some aged woman grasp my hands. Frankly speaking, I like it when a beautiful lady sits next to me in public bus, and her shoulders touch mine.

By the way, police in my country are too busy to stop any driver. They mostly depend on CCTV cameras. I have never been checked by police in this country. They are infamous for ignoring even emergency calls. http://view.koreaherald.com/kh/view.php?ud=20120409000979&cpv=0

Barbie~~

[eli77]

An easiet cue telling me that strange women recognize me as woman is the physical distance between them and me. They no longer afraid of me, approaching me without hesitation. Their bodies easily touch me, sometimes while sitting beside me. In public place, they stand closely with me. Even some aged woman grasp my hands. Frankly speaking, I like it when a beautiful lady sits next to me in public bus, and her shoulders touch mine.

Women, the bunny rabbits of the world.

Is it weird that I find it vaguely insulting that people are so unafraid of me that they routinely violate my personal space? That and I'm not exactly the most graceful person. Stand three millimeters away from me, dude, and I'm totally going to accidentally hit you with my bag. And yes that WAS my foot. And do you really need all of your seat and 1/3 of mine as well? Couldn't you move your damn leg, jackass?

The joys of public transport. Not that I actually say any of those things. I just grin and bear it (without the grin).

Obviously I need more piercings and visible tattoos and maybe clothing with spikes. Grr!

[Alainaluvsu]

I have a good one.

I was standing outside a bar in a pretty run down, dark part of downtown. A girl came out of nowhere behind me as I was walking and I look back at her startled.

This conversation took place:

"Oh I'm sorry, I'd be startled too."
"That's okay, you look a little startled yourself."
"Yeah well, I've been mugged and raped here a few times, and this strange guy under that bridge over there just started talking to me."
"Oh my God that is awful! Where are you going honey?"
"Home, it's just up the block"
"Well do you want company?"
"Yeah, omg I'm just really scared because of that guy under the bridge"

So I walked her home.

I figure a girl that was startled by a guy just before talking to me wouldn't let anybody who she saw as male walk her home

[GhostTown11]

When 3 out of 4 people call you miss and you're in a dress shirt, slim guys pants, and have hair only a little bigger than a buzz cut. gahh.

[barbie]

The joys of public transport. Not that I actually say any of those things. I just grin and bear it (without the grin).

Obviously I need more piercings and visible tattoos and maybe clothing with spikes. Grr!

Yes. Invading someone's personal space is a ubiquitous problem, although the space is not clearly defined by law.

My country is a most croweded in the world, while I observed that North American people do not heavily rely on public transportation as European or East Asian countries. Touching somebody's shoulders is generally allowed here in the street, although it could be accepted as being rude in North America.

Because of this, I have observed that male passengers from N. American tend to stay in their seats, trying best not to touch me. Although their body size is generally bigger than males in my country, they fold their arms throught flight. I am always thankful for this. However, Korean men easily invade my space, although they are far shorter than me. Most of them spread their legs while sitting on seats of public transportation. Very bad habit. Some aged men sometimes intentionally touch my shoulders. One of them occupied a half of my seat. I once shouted and clearly warned him not to touch me any more.

Spkes would be nice, and a small device for electric shock can be developed for people like me, so that I can power it off when women sit next to me  .

Barbie~~

[apple pie]

Yes, it's a general problem in Asian cities where public transport is generally very crowded. Where I am from, many men think they can touch women under the guise of the bus / train being crowded, but women generally know it... but it is difficult to actually speak up when it happens and most of the time, such men get away with it...

And besides public transport, there are many more instances of hidden cams than in Western countries. I'm paranoid about it even though I now live in a Western country... I'm scared if there seems to be some kind of hole, or even a funny-looking screw, in fitting rooms for example, and always look at such things very carefully before I dare to start trying stuff on. Such incidents seem to be on the rise as well, and I can't help but think it's because of the influx of Asians...

[peky]

I have a good one.

I was standing outside a bar in a pretty run down, dark part of downtown. A girl came out of nowhere behind me as I was walking and I look back at her startled.

This conversation took place:

"Oh I'm sorry, I'd be startled too."
"That's okay, you look a little startled yourself."
"Yeah well, I've been mugged and raped here a few times, and this strange guy under that bridge over there just started talking to me."
"Oh my God that is awful! Where are you going honey?"
"Home, it's just up the block"
"Well do you want company?"
"Yeah, omg I'm just really scared because of that guy under the bridge"

So I walked her home.

I figure a girl that was startled by a guy just before talking to me wouldn't let anybody who she saw as male walk her home

Can you pack concealed in Louisiana? I was thinking that both you an the stranger woman could have ended death.

I admire your courage and sense of altruism.

[Alainaluvsu]

Can you pack concealed in Louisiana? I was thinking that both you an the stranger woman could have ended death.

Only with a permit, which I don't have. Yeah, it was dangerous for me but I do know a few self defense moves so it was safer for me to be alone than her.

[peky]

Same here in VA. I got myself a permit, and I do carry, specially at night.

[Alainaluvsu]

I want to... but it's like 200 dollars and they have a bill in the works that would make it so you wouldn't need a permit. I hope it passes! I'm all for gun rights (being a libertarian).

[Silvrnite]

A few months back a cashier at Walmart's yelled "wrong bathroom" as I was entering the men's bathroom.
Well, today, an employee was sitting outside another walmart bathroom. She gave me a filthy look when I entered the men's room. Well, when I came out, the store manger was waiting for me, an he proceed to tell me that: "the Ladies rooms are perfectly clean, and I do not need to go in the men's room." I just nodded OK, and left. Then just outside the door I laughed so hard. 

lol. nice! i had a moment like that, but it was when i first started going fulltime, at work where i came out, and started the full time transition, waay before hormones, i worked at arby's btw. still used the mens room, up until one time i went in, and couple guys said, hey, your in the wrong bathroom. at that point i started using the womens room. havent been in a mens room since.

and to the OP, when women talk about menopause to you as if your really going to experience it, the good ol' wait until this comments, and when lil 5yr old girls look at you play with your hair and say "your soo pretty!" =D OOORRR, when customers at your work, ask you out, you turn them down, and it gets to the point where they are basically begging asking "Dont you just want to F***?!" >.> 

...(idk about the usage of that word, but it is a direct quote, so im sry)

[Silvrnite]

lol OORR, when guys walk by look at you, and you can hear the Daayuum comment from them as they pass. <.<

[Keaira]

At work today:

Charley (Co-worker and friend) had some issues with his press so he called me over the radio about it and I told him I would be right over. When I get there I asked him what was wrong. he explained he was getting oil on some of the parts from the press. Then he added:

"Oh, BTW, great job with the voice!"

Me: Huh? *blank stare*

Charley:It sounded really feminine. took me a minute to realize it was you.

Me: Errr... that was my normal voice. I didn't do anything to change it.

Charley: .....Oh..well,... it was good...

Me: .....yea... Anyway....

o.O