Ah Sandy,
This is a particular type of 'where do things go' . You have a spouse who is communicating with the aliens. She has been taken over. You can check her pockets and you will find....biros....sox....little furry elastic things that you need but never knew you needed, but suddenly do; like inter galactic hair ties.
There is a cure. Does she play golf? If so lock the golf clubs away and tell her they must have just disappeared. Wonder where they went, you muse. As the sweat builds you can start the exorcism.
You need the incantation.
" Tell me where the F**k are my [fill in as needed] is, or your golf clubs are history"
This is a religious chant so it has to be repeated, usually with increasing volume; at the highest volume (some times called a scream) it then reverts to a whisper, and can be used with great effect.
After the exorcism it is then a ritual to say. 'Ok I forgive you (HA) take me out for dinner.' Of course the ritual has to be performed over any missing item to maintain the exorcism.
There are ancient Arabic texts that suggest, the presentation of flowers, or lingerie, or ignoring the weeks shoe shopping bill can be almost as effective as dinner. The texts suggest careful planning as the aliens may see through some of these rites.
We have to be vigilant
Cindy (poor June
)
Hugs to both of you BTW
