What has been the best and worst pick up line used on you?

[supremecatoverlord]

Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

Oh my gosh. Yes.
Lol.

[Beth Andrea]

A guy walked up to me (before HRT), asked for directions...we made eye contact (rarity for me), and he asked, "...What are you thinking about?"

Something about his eyes made me fluttery inside...so I said, "Umm...wanna go out?" Sure, he said. We exchanged phone numbers and briefly discussed where/what to do...but as he walked away I saw his pants were down around his a$$, "gangsta" style.

Turned me right off. Never called him, he never called either.

[Joeyboo~ :3]

I wonder if I'm really just that unapproachable in person.
I mean if what's really been said is true that you all got hit on.

xD I only get gay men that say they like my eyebrows.
It's happened more than once.

I'm a scary bitch.

[Beth Andrea]

I wonder if I'm really just that unapproachable in person.
I mean if what's really been said is true that you all got hit on.

xD I only get gay men that say they like my eyebrows.
It's happened more than once.

I'm a scary bitch.

I'm 47, and have got "hit on" only once in my entire life. (See above for details.)

Seriously.

[Demiguy]

I'm 47, and have got "hit on" only once in my entire life. (See above for details.)

Seriously.

Getting hit on isn't all that great... Usually absolutely nothing comes of it. And typically happens when people are under the influence.  Don't feel bad! *hugs*

[Jamie D]

I wonder if I'm really just that unapproachable in person.
I mean if what's really been said is true that you all got hit on.

xD I only get gay men that say they like my eyebrows.
It's happened more than once.

I'm a scary bitch.

Nope.  You have big puppy dog eyes.

[Jamie D]

My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

[JayKyle]

My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

Is that like a round-about way of saying, "Kiss me, I'm Irish?"

[Jamie D]

Is that like a round-about way of saying, "Kiss me, I'm Irish?"

I think it is aimed at the younger, Skittles-eating, crowd.

You know, dark blue or bright red tongue.

[JayKyle]

I think it is aimed at the younger, Skittles-eating, crowd.

You know, dark blue or bright red tongue.

Oh, I was think rainbows and leprechauns....>->

[supremecatoverlord]

I think it is aimed at the younger, Skittles-eating, crowd.

You know, dark blue or bright red tongue.

Or gay men.
>_<

[Constance]

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Oh. My. Gods. 

The only thing close to a pick up line I've been subjected to so far was a simple, "Wanna come back to my place?" When I refused the guy asked, "Why not?"

I wasn't in a bar or anything. I was waiting to cross Octavia at Market Street in San Francisco. Fortunately, I lost the creep.

[Renee D]

A cab driver was in the store one night and told me "if you pay the cab fare, I'll buy dinner!" 


That made me laugh though.

[JayKyle]

A cab driver was in the store one night and told me "if you pay the cab fare, I'll buy dinner!" 


That made me laugh though.

isn't that like..."you'll pay for you're own dinner and i'll hitch along?" ^^'

[Renee D]

isn't that like..."you'll pay for you're own dinner and i'll hitch along?" ^^'

Considering how far we are from town, the fare would definitely have exceeded the cost of dinner for two at many places.   He'd have turned a profit, lol.

A lot of guys get really dumb when it comes to trying to get someone to go out.  Unfortunately, too many women will fall for that crap.  I'm for the most part asexual, so I tend to just brush them all off.

[JayKyle]

Considering how far we are from town, the fare would definitely have exceeded the cost of dinner for two at many places.   He'd have turned a profit, lol.

A lot of guys get really dumb when it comes to trying to get someone to go out.  Unfortunately, too many women will fall for that crap.  I'm for the most part asexual, so I tend to just brush them all off.

I tend to be one of those corny people whose like "oh look over there" *drapes arm over shoulder* >.<

[Jayr]

I said: If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you!

She said: Do you have a Paralyze Heal I could borrow, because you stunned me with that beauty of yours.

(:

[JayKyle]

I said: If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you!

She said: Do you have a Paralyze Heal I could borrow, because you stunned me with that beauty of yours.

(:

haha thats classic!

[Constance]

I said: If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you!

She said: Do you have a Paralyze Heal I could borrow, because you stunned me with that beauty of yours.

(:

Yes, that is truly classic indeed! 

[patstar]

Maybe it wasn't the best, but it's my favorite:  "Hey you with the Linda Evans shoulders, you wanna dance?"