I'm told I do some friends mentioned this the other day.
Me and some other friends (Aswell as some people I didn't know friends of friends) went over there house to have dinner together they have a dog a great dane called "Charlie" and he's very odd. Learned helplessness is his nature he cries and wines like a baby if he's not the centre of attention.
He seemed to really like me and contrary to his emo nature he seemed playful about me. playfully pushing my legs out from under me and trying to pin me to the ground. My friend said.
"He'll fall in love with you if your not careful Alice." I made a joke in response
"haha, I'm so lonely all anyone has to do is ask and not puke in horror at my disfigured hybrid body."
*Charlie nudges my back with his nose.*
"Hey Charlie you know I have a dick right?"
One of the friend of friends was there and I'd not met them before but apparently after I'd left he asked my actual friends.
"Why was that girl making jokes about having a penis and saying she was hideous? She looked fine to me."
They explained my nature to them apparently he never guessed despite it begin openly stated.
