Possibly true but useless comments

[Cindy]

There are lots of funny comments, bumper stickers, true life mistakes reflected in comments, so why not post them so we can have a laugh.
Such as:

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on you while you sleep.

[justmeinoz]

"Moron on Board".

[Constance]

"It's amazing what one can accomplish with a crowbar and some Vaseline."

[Padma]

Many hands make a tall horse.
Many photons make light work.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions"

[Edge]

A chapter from The Giggler Treatment by Roddy Doyle

The Cream Crackers Give Their Side of the Story
We weren't there. We saw nothing. Isn't that interesting?

[Keaira]

"The hotel of your mind has many vacancies"
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Silence is golden but Duck tape is silver.
Duck tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together.

[Constance]

If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

Eagles might soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

[Edge]

"If at first you don't succeed, try and try again."

"The definition of insanity is trying the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."

[Constance]

"The definition of insanity is trying the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."

Actually, in my IT career there have been numerous times when doing "the same thing over and over" did indeed yield different results.

But, you know what they say: "To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer."

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Actually, in my IT career there have been numerous times when doing "the same thing over and over" did indeed yield different results.

But, you know what they say: "To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer."

And too really FUBAR takes a corporate office.

[Constance]

When my kids were young, we had a Ford Tempo that was named "FUBAR."