BBQ for Fathers day!

[GhostTown11]

Alright so my gramps decided to cheer us sadsacks up with a good old fashioned BBQ and invited the neighbors!

We're having steak, hotdogs, and hamburgers with portabella mushrooms and some secret sauce (mayo and ketchup). Yum

But everyone is drinking chilled coronas with a slice of lemon and I have to have this crap

http://s1172.photobucket.com/albums/r567/lecoeurdegrey/?action=view&current=becks_non_alcoholic.jpg

[Jamie D]

Alright so my gramps decided to cheer us sadsacks up with a good old fashioned BBQ and invited the neighbors!

We're having steak, hotdogs, and hamburgers with portabella mushrooms and some secret sauce (mayo and ketchup). Yum

But everyone is drinking chilled coronas with a slice of lemon and I have to have this crap

http://s1172.photobucket.com/albums/r567/lecoeurdegrey/?action=view&current=becks_non_alcoholic.jpg

Corona is swill.  No good beer comes in a clear bottle.

You're better off with the carbs the non-alcoholic beer has, than some skunky pisswater and lemon.

[GhostTown11]

"Skunky pisswater"--Lmao remind me not to get you pissed off

and you just dissed my beer Jamie, it's totally on:P

But yes, I need those carbs.

[Jamie D]

"Skunky pisswater"--Lmao remind me not to get you pissed off

and you just dissed my beer Jamie, it's totally on:P

But yes, I need those carbs.

Even though you are not yet 21 yo, let me clue you in on the basics.

Sunlight negatively effects beer.  It causes a chemical, 3-methylbut-2-ene-1-thiol, to form from a photochemical reaction.

You know why people began drinking Corona, and other beers in clear bottles, with a lemon or lime??  To cover up the skunky taste.

Green bottles are better than clear.  Brown bottles are better yet.

And look for the manufactured date.  And store it cold.

[GhostTown11]

So I've been drinking pisswater all this time?! I feel betrayed by Corona Inc. 

What about Bud that comes in a can? Would that do alright?

[Jamie D]

So I've been drinking pisswater all this time?! I feel betrayed by Corona Inc. 

What about Bud that comes in a can? Would that do alright?

Canned beer?

[GhostTown11]

Canned Budweiser + Marlboro Reds darlin'. I'm proud of my trashy roots

[Devlyn]

I'm calling Shenanigans, this is a beer thread, it has nothing to do with BBQ! Hugs, Devlyn

[Alexis]

I'm calling Shenanigans, this is a beer thread, it has nothing to do with BBQ! Hugs, Devlyn

Everybody grab a broom!

[Catherine Sarah]

Everybody grab a broom!

Why? Is there a leak in the beer keg .... err BBQ, whatever this thread is hiding and a front for. I'm not THAT stupid you know. (Promise?) It's not even Father's Day in Oz.

Huggs
Catherine

[GhostTown11]

It's a non alcoholic beer keg. Help yourself :p

[Cindy]

Why? Is there a leak in the beer keg .... err BBQ, whatever this thread is hiding and a front for. I'm not THAT stupid you know. (Promise?) It's not even Father's Day in Oz.

Huggs
Catherine

Just to bring some religion into the topic, we Aussies don't have father's day, as most of us are conceived by miraculous deception.

[Alexis]

Why? Is there a leak in the beer keg .... err BBQ, whatever this thread is hiding and a front for. I'm not THAT stupid you know. (Promise?) It's not even Father's Day in Oz.

Huggs
Catherine

Sorry , Devlyn's post immediately made me think of it. It was an old reference to South Park from declaring shenanigans. I know...I'm crazy.
http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:southparkstudios.com:150844
Sorry for bringing this thread even further away from BBQ/Grilling Erin

[GhostTown11]

I seriously don't mind. I finished eating over twelve hours ago lol.