Eating challenges are dangerous and foolish. Let's try one!

[Devlyn]

The Saltine Challenge: Eat six regular saltine crackers in one minute with no water, juice, or any added moisture in your mouth. Go! Hugs, Devlyn

[Jamie D]

The Saltine Challenge: Eat six regular saltine crackers in one minute with no water, juice, or any added moisture in your mouth. Go! Hugs, Devlyn

You are trying to give me a heart attack!  Right?

That much salt will put me on a slab.

It's a conspiracy, I tells ya!

[Beth Andrea]

Can I at least have peanut butter on them?

And are you talking "one saltine cracker" being a large one (about 4" x 4"), or when it's split into 4 "regular" saltines? (2" x 2")

[Devlyn]

Number one, I shouldn't be able to understand either of you, you're supposed to have mouthfuls of crackers! It's  six 2' x 2' crackers. Jamie can go low sodium but  has to eat seven. Beth, no peanut butter, you know that. It's a lubricant. Hugss, Devlyn

[Beth Andrea]

Number one, I shouldn't be able to understand either of you, you're supposed to have mouthfuls of crackers! It's  six 2' x 2' crackers. Jamie can go low sodium but  has to eat seven. Beth, no peanut butter, you know that. It's a lubricant. Hugss, Devlyn

What about chunky style?  LOL (I'm not at home right now, so can't try it...yet. Will post my experiences tomorrow)

[Devlyn]

I forgot to buy crackers on the way home, I'm on hold until tomorrow. By then, Jamie should be finished scraping the salt off and we can get to it! Hugs, Devlyn

[Jamie D]

I forgot to buy crackers on the way home, I'm on hold until tomorrow. By then, Jamie should be finished scraping the salt off and we can get to it! Hugs, Devlyn

Wll, I cnt eath sxth ut uh tm

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[justmeinoz]

We don't have Saltines here, will Saladas do? They sound similarly difficult.

[Alexis]

I remember doing this when I was younger, not the outcome, just the act. I think it may be time to try again

Next up on the list of challenges, the Cinnamon Challenge? (talk about a dangerous and foolish one)

[Devlyn]

Karen, Saladas will be fine. It should be pointed out that people with two heads must consume twelve Saladas. Alexis, I'm burning with desire to see how the cinnamon challenge comes out! Hugs, Devlyn

[Jamie D]

You are all certifiable.

[Devlyn]

My intent was clear. It's the cinnamon challenge that may "muddy the waters"? Hugs, Devlyn

[Alexis]

My intent was clear. It's the cinnamon challenge that may "muddy the waters"? Hugs, Devlyn

lol, Sorry

You are all certifiable.

Sanity just doesn't seem like it would be as fun

[Beth Andrea]

The Saltine Challenge: Eat six regular saltine crackers in one minute with no water, juice, or any added moisture in your mouth. Go! Hugs, Devlyn

Ok, tried this deceptively easy one...score:

Beth 0

Crackers 1

I can't believe how fast my mouth dried out...cracker dust was flying out as I tried to not choke LOL....

[Jamie D]

Ok, tried this deceptively easy one...score:

Beth 0

Crackers 1

I can't believe how fast my mouth dried out...cracker dust was flying out as I tried to not choke LOL....

I felt myself shriveling up faster than the Nazi guy who drank from the wrong cup in the Indiana Jones movie.

[crazy old bat]

lol, I thought about this when I saw our cracker display at the store last night. I almost bought some, but I'm not a fan of saltines anyway.  But I am rather mucousy, so I have a feeling it'd be a fair match between me and the crackers though.

[Beth Andrea]

lol, I thought about this when I saw our cracker display at the store last night. I almost bought some, but I'm not a fan of saltines anyway.  But I am rather mucousy, so I have a feeling it'd be a fair match between me and the crackers though.

Talk is cheap, you know...   Get your mucus things in gear, and give us a report ASAP.

Join us crazies! Oh wait, your s/n....

[crazy old bat]

Talk is cheap, you know...   Get your mucus things in gear, and give us a report ASAP.

Join us crazies! Oh wait, your s/n....

You're talking to someone who regularly eats dog treats.

[Jamie D]

You're talking to someone who regularly eats dog treats.

You are referring, aren't you, to the ones that come in the box, and not on the lawn?

[crazy old bat]

You are referring, aren't you, to the ones that come in the box, and not on the lawn?

those aren't dog treats, not even my doggy would eat those. The chicken jerky ones are pretty good and the newman's own dog treats I have taste kind of like graham crackers to me.