Political Season

[Shantel]

OMG I'm soooo tired of my F------ phone ringing. The Dems and the Repubs are driving me crazy. I hate all the mudslinging and lies from both sides. My sweet demure little S. O. says they should just stop, measure dicks and be done with it! Meanwhile, when WWIII begins in a few months with all the military hardware pointed at the good old USA from every corner of the globe, we will no longer give a rats a-- about such mundane things! We plan to put the patio chairs out, uncork a few bottles of fine wine, hold hands, look up and await the blinding flash!

[Sara Thomas]

lol

(Are you certain of which way those guns are pointing? I would swear it is the complete opposite.)

[Shantel]

lol

(Are you certain of which way those guns are pointing? I would swear it is the complete opposite.)

Unfortunately yes! The political correctness group won't even bother to retaliate because it isn't nice, Big Bird and the Sesame Street gang wouldn't approve anyway.

[V M]

I am so tired of the prerecorded political messages

[justmeinoz]

I'd be tempted to ask them what they are wearing and to wait while you get onto the hands-free, so you can get your trousers off.

[Jamie D]

[Shantel]

On target me thinks!