Okay.
So I'm here to fix a little situation my girlfriend has set up. Because apparently she's been planting seeds of my "hotness" in the chats.
So I have come into existence to show that this is not the case.
It will be a hard battle.
As a sidenote, hi! I haven't been to one of these places in a while, so things will seem a bit awkward in the beginning. I'm a bit on the young side, 18 years, going into college for computer programming.
This will get interesting as soon as they pop in here and start yelling at me about how I'm wrong...