Not your average Bacon thread.

[Devlyn]

Has anyone tried or heard of Bacon cologne (pronounced Bay-cohn, it's French!)? The ad is hysterical! "and, Frank! Your shirt!" This looks like a winner! Hugs, Devlyn

[Constance]

You had me at "bacon."

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

[V M]

LOL... It comes in both cologne and perfume   

[Joelene9]

  And come out smelling like a pig! 
  Joelene

[Beth Andrea]

Mmmm....bacon. 

Bacon, eggs with Tabasco sauce, homemade hashbrowns with ketchup, and orange juice...

Is there anything better? Maybe...but I don't believe it.

[Alexis]

Is there anything bacon can't do?



^I want need that scarf

[Beth Andrea]

It makes me wonder, what sort of ancient animal tasted like bacon and provided such a dramatic survival behavior (most people will drop everything in order to enjoy bacon)?

It's gotta be genetic. I mean...did pigs fall from the sky eons ago, during a forest fire, and the only food to give our ancestors energy was big hunks of bacon, roasting in the forest?  We were able to outrun the fire AND the T-Rexes that were chasing our people, while they rolled up big slabs of bacon (some people prefer the "crisp" bacon, I prefer "flaccid" LOL) and tossed them in their mouths...

OMG I'm drooling....

[Alexis]

It makes me wonder, what sort of ancient animal tasted like bacon and provided such a dramatic survival behavior (most people will drop everything in order to enjoy bacon)?

It's gotta be genetic. I mean...did pigs fall from the sky eons ago, during a forest fire, and the only food to give our ancestors energy was big hunks of bacon, roasting in the forest?  We were able to outrun the fire AND the T-Rexes that were chasing our people, while they rolled up big slabs of bacon (some people prefer the "crisp" bacon, I prefer "flaccid" LOL) and tossed them in their mouths...

OMG I'm drooling....

It's because pork belly is actually a gift from the gods

I'm really drooling here too, but my bacon is about 3 days away from being ready
I think I'm going to buy some at the store, get me my fix and all

[Cindy]

It makes me wonder, what sort of ancient animal tasted like bacon and provided such a dramatic survival behavior (most people will drop everything in order to enjoy bacon)?

It's gotta be genetic. I mean...did pigs fall from the sky eons ago, during a forest fire, and the only food to give our ancestors energy was big hunks of bacon, roasting in the forest?  We were able to outrun the fire AND the T-Rexes that were chasing our people, while they rolled up big slabs of bacon (some people prefer the "crisp" bacon, I prefer "flaccid" LOL) and tossed them in their mouths...

OMG I'm drooling....

Boar are the wild form of pigs. Quite common and very adaptable. They are difficult to kill and very aggressive. I would have thought that any male initiation ceremony involving hunting and killing a boar would have been celebrated by the family group. Baby (female) boar are easily domesticated - pigs.

One of the, presumed, reasons for pork to be banned from the Jewish diet was because of its high infestation level by parasites that are adaptable to humans.   One of few domestic animals that could do that.

[Devlyn]

The scent, people, we're talking about a cosmetic product. Er, well, we were supposed to be! Hugs, Devlyn

[Bexi]

  And come out smelling like a pig!

Yeah, I'm not sure I would like to walk around smelling like bacon!

It would be a good conversation starter though!
x

EDIT -

(some people prefer the "crisp" bacon, I prefer "flaccid" LOL)

That is the single most disturbing adjective applied to bacon I think I have ever heard! lmao 

[Constance]

Yeah, I'm not sure I would like to walk around smelling like bacon!

Well, it one is looking for a date, smelling like bacon might be a great way to attract attention.

[Jamie D]

Who remembers "Pig Mania"?



"Makin' Bacon

[MadelineB]

I do know that Bacon is exhibitionist. I've seen it a hundred times in print: Bacon strips!

But does anybody know if Bacon is transgender?

[Joann]

How about a BLT Martini !
Your favorite Martini with a little BLT in a tortia rollup on a skewer in a tall glass.
For a complete meal,... have two...

[Beth Andrea]

Who remembers "Pig Mania"?



"Makin' Bacon

OMG I remember that game....

[Beth Andrea]

The scent, people, we're talking about a cosmetic product. Er, well, we were supposed to be! Hugs, Devlyn

Bacon has a scent. Oh lordy lordy it has a scent...if it weren't dangerous in the face of all the grease splatter (and burner(s)) I'd strip nekkid and make love to the stove as it cooks...

[Beth Andrea]

Has anyone tried or heard of Bacon cologne (pronounced Bay-cohn, it's French!)? The ad is hysterical! "and, Frank! Your shirt!" This looks like a winner! Hugs, Devlyn

When I was trying to find the afore-mentioned commercial, I found this LOL one...(anything labeled "kiwi" has got to be funny):



And here's the "BAY-cohn" commercial as-referenced:



...the guy who says, "Frank! Your shirt!" reminds me of Neidermeyer (Animal House, Omega Theta Pi (ΩΘΠ) (from Wikipedia)).

[V M]

I hear the cologne has become rather popular with many police precincts the world over