My packing woes seem to be over!
Previously I've struggled with the Mr. Limpy x-small (after a brief attempt at packing with the Mr. Limpy small - small? I had horses looking at me enviously). Although I pack with tight boxer briefs, I've always felt it shifted around rather dangerously, and inevitably started out quite confidently then panicked that it was going to fall down a trouser leg and ducked into a men's room to remove it. Also, I found the semi-hard-on phenomenon to be greatly at work. It doesn't bode well, I suppose, that when you sit it down on its flat back it springs up rather excitedly, and this also seemed to happen in underwear.
So last week I ordered the Sailor and the Private Packer, along with some Pete Packing boxer briefs for security and peace of mind. And oh, the difference! The Private Packer, I must admit, is a little bit heavy to imagine using for daily soft packing, and so firm that I imagine it would get uncomfortable after a while. This might be a boon, if one could bend it to an angle usable for sex, as I imagine it's more than firm enough for this - in this case it would've made a brilliant pack & play. But sadly, the shaft's too fixed in position, I reckon.
The Sailor, though - wow. I always thought that they looked a little bit shapeless and oddly formed, from pictures on websites, but having read lots of positive reviews, I thought I'd give it a go, and I am absolutely chuffed to conkers with it. It feels, if anything, more realistic than the Mr. Limpy, and the way it hangs is far more authentically 'flaccid penis'. In person, it looks splendidly realistic, particularly the balls. It's just the right length, too. It fits perfectly in the Pete Packer underwear, which is also fab.
I can't wait for my EVIL PERIOD to be over so that I can start packing, lol. Now I can do it comfortably, I may well do it every day. A new era has commenced.
And I just reviewed a penis.
Good, strange, new times.
