Five tips for a woman....

[Fiona]

1. It is important that a man helps
you around the house and has a
job.
2. It is important that a man makes
you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man
you can count on and doesn't lie
to You.
4. It is important that a man loves
you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four
men don't know each other.

[Pica Pica]

I've got all but the fifth.