Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!

[Devlyn]

Kick the dust from your feet.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

What is good for the goose, is good for the gander.

[Devlyn]

Flying South for the winter.

[MadelineB]

'Til the cows come home.

Too many posts, not enough wire.

Hot off the wire.

Why are the oceans wet?

[Beth Andrea]

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!

Wine me, dine me, 69 me...

[Cindy]

Avoid clichés like the plague: it's a piece of cake.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Candy's dandy, but liquor is quicker.

[Devlyn]

Slept like a log.

[Beth Andrea]

A sub-group of cliches, famous last words:

Hold my beer and watch this...

It'll only hurt a little bit...

...

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[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Let's go skydiving!  It will be fun, they said. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Devlyn]

Pull the pin and throw it!

[Beth Andrea]

Don't worry about that noise, the car's fine...

[Devlyn]

It isn't loaded.

[Beth Andrea]

Yes, I'm using a condom...

I'm not on my period, so I can't get pregnant.

I'll pull out.

She said she was 18, really!

[Devlyn]

I'll just give it some more charcoal lighter...........FWOOOOM!

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

The turkey cooks slower, when deep fried, when it is half frozen.

[Devlyn]

It's OK, I do this all the time.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Don't try this at home, we are professionals.

[SarahM777]

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

[Beth Andrea]

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosie.

The tool you're looking for is ALWAYS in the very bottom of the tool box, and the last one you find.


Red light means "stop."
Green light means "go."
Yellow light means "go faster."