Cliches, the best thing since sliced bread!

[Devlyn]

Won the blue ribbon.

[Padma]

Versatile as an egg.

[Beth Andrea]

Doesn't have both oars in the water.

[Devlyn]

My name is Devlyn, and I'm a clicheholic.

[Padma]

touché!

[Devlyn]

Like walking a tightrope.

[Beth Andrea]

My name is Devlyn, and I'm a clicheholic.

There's probably a 12 step program for this...

My name is Beth, and I'm a cliche-aholic. I first started simply enough, saying, "what's up Doc", just like a famous cartoon celeb...pretty soon I was out of control, singing senseless rhymes about spaghetti...

ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI
ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE
I LOST MY POOR MEATBALL
WHEN SOMEBODY SNEEZED

IT ROLLED OFF THE TABLE
AND OUT OF THE DOOR
AND NOW MY POOR MEATBALL
IS GONE FOREVER MORE...

[Devlyn]

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time,
and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they're coming to take me away ha ha

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

A mind is a terrible thing to get wasted.

[Beth Andrea]

Waste is a terrible thing to mind!

[Devlyn]

We're going to have to take you downtown.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Or down to the river.

[Devlyn]

Do you know how fast you were going?

[Beth Andrea]

We're going to have to take you downtown.

Pretty please with sugar on it?

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Was I speeding Officer?  No Ma am you were flying too low.

[Beth Andrea]

Southern state deputy:

*BANG!*

"Stop, or I'll shoot!"

[Devlyn]

I'll give you a running start.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

On your mark, get set, BANG, go

[Devlyn]

One for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
And four to go!

[Beth Andrea]

Two
Four
Six
Eight
Who do we appreciate?!
GOOOOOoooooooo  TEAM!!