"Wish Gone Wrong" Game

[Shawn Sunshine]

Granted but you are a Rüppell's Vulture, considered to be the highest-flying bird, however you gorge yourself until you can barely fly.

I wish I could read peoples minds.

[Ms. OBrien CVT]

Granted, but you hear them all the time, even in your sleep.

I wish I was a werewolf.  Oh wait I am wereferret.

[Catherine Sarah]

Granted. But you become listed on the endangered species list, rounded up, stuffed and put in a museum for everyone to gaze at you.

I wish I could dance like a fairy

[Reinhaven]

Granted. But you become listed on the endangered species list, rounded up, stuffed and put in a museum for everyone to gaze at you.

I wish I could dance like a fairy

Granted, but you're forced to dance in red-hot iron shoes. Ouch!

I wish I could clear everything out of my room with a snap of my fingers so I could paint the walls.

[Shawn Sunshine]

Granted: But all of your stuff ends up teleported to my house: 

I wish i could find a nice amazon to date.

[TanaSilver]

Granted: But all of your stuff ends up teleported to my house: 

I wish i could find a nice amazon to date.

Granted. But your amazon is also a cannibal, and you look oh so tasty.

I wish I had a clone who would do my job for me.

[Catherine Sarah]

Granted. However there was a glitch in the clones operating system. It told you boss off instead and you got fired and the clone was engaged at twice your salary.

I wish I could time travel